Tuesday, July 09, 2002

haiz... damm sad.. sad stuff happen to one of the councilors... dun wanna mention the name n incident... dun wanna make tingz worse 4 the person... stayed in skool 2dae until 5+ for TAF... kinda cool~... tink of goin dere more often... finalli finished moi maths file... sure took long to finish it... damm sian... cannot go 4 SR investiture... cos i gort learnin journey... hansel still ask moi to take care of ee suan... too bad i not goin... wan to go... wan to visit junming n gang... too bad gort no chance... hai~ i oso cannot go 4 the SA wan becos circumstances dun permit... dis ish damm sucki okae... cannot go see moi cousin n the chiobus... dis sucks man...

eh gabriel png... u blardy ass... go canada liao... den neber email moi 4 sho long... u good... neber keep in contact wif us... busi lor... win liao lor... go dere jio gurlz den 4get abt good frenz... hai... sho disappointed in u...

QUOTE OF THE DAY
"Clear your mind must be, if you are to discover the real villains behind this plot."
- Yoda

JOKE OF THE DAY
There was a virgin who wanted to marry a farmer boy. One day, she
went to his parents' house for dinner. When they got done eating
dinner, they decided to go for a walk through the pasture.
While they were walking they came upon the 2 horses that were
mating. She looks at them with wonder because she's never seen
anything like this before so she asks the boy, "What are they doing?"

He says "They're making love."

"Well, what's that long thing his sticking in there?" She asks?

"Oh, uh, that's his rope" he answered.

"Well, what are those two round things on the other end?" she ask.

He says "Those are his knots"

She says, "Oh, Ok I got it."

As they continue their stroll, they come to a barn and go in. She
looks at him and says, "I want you to make love to me the way those
animals were."

Surprised and excited, the boy agrees. While they're getting at all
hot and heavy, she grabs his balls and squeezes.

"Whoa, what are you doing?" he shouts.

The girl innocently replies, "I'm untying the knots so I'll
get more rope."

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