Monday, September 16, 2002

lyfe ish full of rejection... at least mine ish... lyfe sucks... but lyke wad viz said... i wld work on it...

juz realise y i lyke jay chou's songs sho much... cos it seems all the rejection songs seem to apply to me... go jay...

i told her i lyke her... but i gort rejected... nvm... i'll juz try again...

QUOTE OF THE DAY
"Life is full of ups and downs. The sooner you get over a DOWN, the sooner you get to a UP."
- Vincent Tan

ps. sorrie dat dere aint a joke todae cos i DUN feel lyke givin u one...

Monday, September 09, 2002

went walkin wif wee keat yesterdae... looked 4 tuxedosam... if u haf ani news of it... lemme noe...took bus frm TM to EXPO... train frm EXPO to RAFFLES PLACE... walked from RAFFLES PLACE to BOAT QUAY den CLARK QUAY den DAIMARU... took bus to MARINA den walked to SUNTEC... frm SUNTEC to SHAW HOUSE den to BUGIS... did all dis in abt 4 to 5 hrs... but still cannot find... he's one of moi best fren... sho walk to the ends of the earth oso okae...

sprained moi ankle todae... durin PE... pain okae... realised i suck totalli aft not touchin the ball 4 one n a half yrs...

saw her todae... the gal of moi dreamz... we look at each other n greeted each other awkwardly... gort sho much tingz to tell her but no gutz... i tink she noe... wad shld i do...?? haiz...

QUOTE OF THE DAY
Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example.
- Francois de La Rochefoucauld

JOKE OF THE DAY
A young man took a blind date to an amusement park.
They went for a ride on the Ferris wheel. The ride completed, she seemed rather bored.
"What would you like to do next?" he asked.
"I wanna be weighed," she said. So the young man took her over to the weight guesser.
"One-twelve," said the man at the scale, and he was absolutely right.
Next they rode the roller coaster. After that, he bought her some popcorn and cotton candy, then he asked what else she would like to do.
"I wanna be weighed," she said.
I really latched onto a square one tonight, thought the young man, and using the excuse he had developed a headache, he took the girl home.
The girl's mother was surprised to see her home so early, and asked, "What's wrong, dear, didn't you have a nice time tonight?"
"Wousy!" said the girl.

Sunday, September 08, 2002

went 4 the astro quiz yesterdae at NTU... dat place blardy big... almost gort lost... the quiz damm borin... i was reserve... sho i juz slacked... saw CJ kena slaughtered... the finals was quite excitin n we saw the true colours of RJ... dey were whiners... n cldnt make it...

had a tok wif a best fren the nite b4... tok abt a lot of tingz...

a best fren sent moi the followin sms n i found it damm tru... here it goes... a relationship dat starts too earli will neber end up good... ** n **** is a good example... now u've gort all the time in the world... u shld build up a strong foundation 1st...

go visit dis webbie n do the test... http://cajunho51.friendtest.com/

quite sad... tingz not goin well i tink... haiz... but i finalli noe her bdae... cool~

QUOTE OF THE DAY
"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams."
- Eleanor Roosevelt

JOKE OF THE DAY
For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park until one day, an angel came down from heaven. "You've been such exemplary statues," the angel said, "that I'm going to give you a special gift. I'm going to bring you both to life for thirty minutes, during which time you can do anything you want." And with a clap of his hands, the angel brought the statues to life.
The two approached each other a bit shyly and dashed for the bushes, from whence there came a good deal of giggling, laughter, and shaking of branches.
Fifteen minutes later, the two statues emerged from the bushes with wide grins on their faces.
"You still have fifteen more minutes," said the angel, winking at them.
Grinning even more broadly, the female statue turned to the male statue and said, "Great! Only this time you hold the pigeon down and I'll shit on it's head!"

Monday, September 02, 2002

went back to skool 4 astro todae... hardli did ani studyin... went late... abt 45mins late... but tan hoe teck went even later... sho i not considered late... saw quite a few pple in skool todae... anhong sho dao... neber tok 2 moi... zhang oso... oso veri dao... dats y i call him dao zhang now... oso saw mother n sis... made 2 frenz too... even though i 4gort deir names...

aft astro... went PS wif kenneth aka goofy, hansel n lek... wanted to eat pizza hut buffet... but gone liao... cos its a lunch... sho we neber eat pizza hut lor... in the end... ate food court... but we ate a lot... hell lot... aft lunch... went to catch a movie... unfaithful... cos pple said it was nice... but whu noe sho borin... cheat moi moni... stoopid viz...

saw a lot of pple dere todae... wait 4 vaness or wadever his name is... dat guy frm F4 lar... dey siao wan... start waitin frm b4 11 when the ting starts at 6.30... siao ar... hope it rain man... den dey wld spend deir tyme doin meaninful stuff...

followed wee keat to meet mauricette... when he saw her... i chao... dun lyke to be litebulb... cos i din lyke it when others were moi litebulb... waited at the bus stop outside heeren 4 ages... den realise dat the buses bypasss dat bus stop to the nxt one... realli made moi feel lyke an idiot...

spoke to a veri close fren abt moi crush todae... he said the same ting as moi previous fren... go 4 it... go jio the gurl... dun care abt others tink... wadever the outcome... i wld noe dat at least i tried... wad sound advice...

QUOTE OF THE DAY
Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men.
- Martin Luther King Jr.

JOKE OF THE DAY
Bartender looks down to the end of the bar and sees a guy with his head down who hasn't touched his drink for over a half an hour. He heads over to talk to him.
Bartender: "Hey pal, is something wrong?"
The Guy: "Yeah, I'm really depressed"
Bartender: "Why, what's the matter?"
The Guy: "I caught my wife in bed with my best friend"
Bartender: "Wow, that's horrible. What did you do?"
The Guy: "I kicked her out of the house, sent her packing, it's over"
Bartender: "That's pretty drastic, what did you do to your best friend?"
The Guy: "I sat him down, tied him up, looked him straight in the eye and said -
Bad Dog! Bad Dog!"