Thursday, August 01, 2002

wah.... damm sianz... juz bought jay chou's new album "BA DU KONG JIAN"... not bad lar... bud its not compatible wif CS... cannot listen to the CD when u plaein CS... the 1st track keeps repeatin over n over again... kaoz... wad in the world ish rong wif it man??

came up wif a new resolution to try not to use vulgarities in normal speech... cos sum gal out dere complained abt it... since pple complain... i try to change... bud honestli... i dun gif a ****...

haf to realli comment on ANHONG... he haf been writin blog everydae... cannot take it~... gort perserverance sia... power packed... andrew, ariel n gang oso stop writin liao... i oso guilty of dat... sho much try to change...

damm happie... finalli gort moi nametag... muz tink of a new crap story to tell pple now when dey ask moi abt moi nametag... kinda nice... dun u tink sho too...??

realli tried to do sumthin abt moi weight... dunno whether it worked anot... we shall juz haf to wait n see...

moi brudder did quite well 4 his tests... almost gort perfect scores... congrats on dat... hope he continues his streak... well... moi resultz r nuthin to be happie abt... haiz... muz realli stardee... yi han keeps gettin screwed n bitched by sum teacher abt his resultz... poor guy...

finalli gort the clearance 4 the astro expedition n future expeditions by moi doctor... gort moi jab too... wld be immune 4 another 5 yrs... aint dat cool...?? doc told moi not to overexert moiself... bud i m realli curious on how far can i realli go... doc oso told moi dat moi blood pressure was normal... @ least tingz aint lookin bad...

made the smoke-free announcement liao... sum teacker complained abt moi not greetin the skool n principal n the whole gin gang... well i agree it was moi fault... but he/she can juz keep her ******* comments to herself n shove it all the way up her ***... well... dat sure felt real good... paul was suanin moi the whole dae... the rest of the J2s too... blardy shu yi laugh sho loud... cld hear it all the way frm the top... n bodoh wee keat kept saein dat i was nervous n fumbled... wtf... it aint easi okae...

ben finalli gort his CD liao... made him happie... he better not make dis a habit... or i'll personalli pluck out his feathers...

charles david lazaroo ish gettin more n more irritatin... he n his fav gay... realli pushin moi limits... i feel moiself fallin over to the dark side n puttin an end to their pathetic lives...

QUOTE OF THE DAY
"It is no use saying, 'We are doing our best.' You have got to succeed in doing what is necessary."
- Sir Winston Churchill

JOKE OF THE DAY
A little boy goes up to his father and asks: "Dad, what's the difference between hypothetical and reality?"
The father replies: "Well son, I could give you the book definitions, but I feel it could be best to show you by example. Go upstairs and
ask your mother if she'd have sex with the mailman for $500,000."
The boy goes and asks his mother: "Mom, would you have sex with the mailman for $500,000?"
The mother replies: "Hell yes I would!"
The little boy returns to his father: "Dad, she said 'Hell yes I would!'"
The father then says: "Okay, now go and ask your older sister if she'd have sex with her principal for $500,000."
The boy asks his sister: "Would you have sex with your principal for $500,000?"
The sister replies: "Hell yes I would!"
He returns to his father: "Dad, she said 'Hell yes I would!'"
The father answers: "Okay son, here's the deal: Hypothetically, we're millionaires, but in reality, we're just living with a couple of whores."

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