finalli caught turn left turn rite... wif jeff... vince... kok... a veri nice movie... definateli a must watch... AGAIN... n AGAIN... n AGAIN...

not bad... i cooked 2dae... fried rice... quite zai... haben perfect yet... but gonna try moi hands @ chicken rice liaoz... wanna learn how 2 cook... kewl...

QUOTE OF THE DAY

"The difference between dreams and achivements is pure desire"
- World Wrestling Entertainment RAW

damm sianz ar... i damm sick... havin gastric flu... e guyz finish deir paper yesterdae... den goin 2 yihan's place... i givin it a miss lar... not feelin well... how 2 go...?? i still havin paper in 2 wks tyme lorz... sianz... stoopid yihan... was tokin 2 him over e fone... 4 abt 5+ hrs... madness lar... frm i prepare 2 go slp tok until tyme 4 moi brudder 2 go skl... now i feelin even worse... kaoz... tink i'm dyin...

zai boh... in skl still gort tyme 2 blog... of cos can blog lar... i feelin bored mahz... wad e hell... haiz... stress ar... shld be doin sumthin else now... shld not even be here... haiz... =(

PW again... 2nd draft lar... irritatin... nnbccb... grrr... den jian-hui n eugene was sluggin it out while zhongchou moi n weiling were juz ston stonin stoned... both of dem did most of e work... not bad... looks quite zai... gort hope...

elaine toh juz left 2dae 4 london 2 stardee... sho shiok... moi... cy... lek... kia wee... went 2 buy a discman 4 her... sent her off... hansel... ben... kel... yangwei... supposed to go... but dey pang seh... evil lar...
tired ar... sianz... sho tired... sho sianz... arrghz... screw off... =P

ALL THE BEST TO MISS ELAINE TOH... HOPE SHE HAS A GREAT TRIP...

was watchin e SM bdae celebration tingy... quite cool... i mean... if u're 80... wld u haf sho mani pple celebratin wif u anot... speaks a lot of wad he had done... lanmo died... sho sadz... *sobz* =(

HAPPY BELATED 80th BIRTHDAY SENIOR MINISTER!!! it was on 16th Sept...
HAPPY 18th BIRTHDAY NICHOLAS!!!

was tokin to moi HT 2dae... as much as he looks slack n act as if he doesnt care... he does... surprisin but tru... n he has been keepin a watch on us too... asked him wads moi chances of gettin promoted... he said slim... moi sciences r okae... but moi maths ish not... its a screw up... its less den 3 wks 2 moi promos n i tremble when maths ish mentioned... how can...?? i cannot KO again... cant afford to... too much ish on e line... arrgh... muz mug n mug n mug...

did PW... finalli mastered e microfilm reader or wadever... learnt by copyin e lady beside moi... but sum old idert came up 2 moi n taught moi e same ting 4 3 tymes... 4 christ's sake... b4 u came over... i oreadi noe how 2 use... juz i not used to it... u no nid 2 cum over n make moi feel lyke a retard not once... not twice... but 3 tymes... u askin 4 it izzit... jin dulan...
but quite kewl lar... even though we din act. find anithin useful... but i finalli saw e legendary jerome... of cos its weiling jerome... its AC jerome... kewl...

wah lau... damm sianz... promos cumin... damm pressure... moi maths ish screwed up... i juz did e blardy online physics test... nnb... onli gort 12/25... i realli pia lorz... WTH... i muz do again tmr nite... aft stardeein properli 4 it... i muz improve... maths most prob screw up... cant afford e same 4 moi phy n chem... arrgh...
hey... 2 all u pple takin prelims out dere... work harder... dun despair... i see u all aft 2 daes... u all look sho forlorn... cannot remain lyke dat... pick ur spirits up n kick sum ass... u all muz do well... cant gif out... ur race ish endin liaoz...
eh... t29 kias... i see u all aft chem n maths 2dae... lyke totalli gone... pls lar... muz work lehz... A's cumin n its damm impt... i chongin 4 moi promos... u all muz do e same... juz remember one ting... moi present klass gort no blardy place 4 all ur asses... sho u all better make it... or i'll brk u...
ALL THE BEST!!! jia you~

wah lauz... damm anti climax lehz... cant triple h juz fight properli 4 once...?? use wad sledgehammer...?? i sledgehammer his ass lar... sho excitin... winner cld haf been goldberg lor... until ric flair threw in e bloody sledgehammer... wah lau ehz... still damm pissed... aft winnin e match... evolution still cum in kpkb... beat goldberg up... if i was dere... i wld haf creamed deir asses... n shoved e bloody sledgehammer up deir asses... dis elimination match not as bloody as e 1st one... quite disappointin 4 a main event lar... tink its due to triple h's injuries... he gort quite a lot of dem... groin n quadriceps kena... 4given... but i expect a better match frm him... until unforgiven... still tink da lesnar angle match was much better... ciaoz...

jeff... do wad u nid 2 do... get wad u nid 2 get... no regrets... all da best...

down wif all dose whu r anti kazza... w/o kazza... where m i gonna d/l songz... u all evil anti kazza pple... sho insensitive... DIE~ aniwae... juz d/l e whole pan weibo cd dis mornin... tru irc... siaoz lor.. damm tough... now yee sendin moi songz... THANKS ANDREW!!!

DIE ANTI KAZZA SUPPORTERS DIE~

juz caught e shane mcmahon - eric bischoff match... all i can sae... its zai... in e middle abt lame n borin... when coach gort stale... not funnie lor... stone cold came out n turned tingz ard... dat was nice... e shootin star press was a display of shane's dedication n never die spirit... *salutes*
GO SHANE!!!

QUOTE OF THE DAY

"War does not determine who is right, but who is left."
- World Wrestling Entertainment Pay Per View "Summerslam 2003"

was damm sianz frm stardeein... minimal lar... sho i caught s-league on channel i... watched e match between geylang united n tanjong pagar... e score was 5-0 in e favour of geylang united... aniwae... felt dat e standard not dere lor... alot of more goals cld haf been scored... more 2 be improved in general...

2dae ish e actual mid autumn... paisei 4 e mistake... jiji apologises... =) its all dose stoopid kids lar... plaein lantern 4 sho mani daes until i lost count of e date... kaoz... i miss dose daes... when i was one of dose stoopid kid... cum 2 tink of it... jiji... stoopid...?? nah...

finalli caught HOME RUN wif moi laobu... okae lar... not a bad show... but a little over-rated... went 4 lunch @ seoul garden b4 dat... aft goin 2 dat place... realised y i dislyke it sho much... i alwaes 4get y... den when i eat dere... it all cums back 2 moi... happens 2 moi all da tyme... aniwae... dat place... lousi food... even worse service... kaoz... stoopid place... dun tink wld be goin back dere 2 get cheated...

hey hey... mid autumn 2dae... shiok... see all e kids plaein downstairs... fireworks n stuff... i tink can trash july 4th ar... fireworks everiwhere... damm chio... sho nice n pretty... eh kok... sorrie 4 e nxt part ar... i tink steve irvin... e croc hunter or wadever ish a retarded idert... i mean... @1st kinda cool lar... but dun kah jiao e crocs everiwk lehz... u retard or sumthin izzit... wld u lyke it if sum idert cum n disturb ur daughter everi wk... get a lyfe lar... dun piss pple off... or crocs... mani pple haf been askin moi 2 stardee... n i'll work hard on it... wun disappoint... i hope...

THE FOLLOWING ANNOUNCEMENT IS BY THE MANAGEMENT,jiji.

TO ALL YOU NICE LITTLE FOLKS OUT THERE WHO ARE FOUND WITHOLDING CERTAIN IMPORTANT INFORMATION FROM THE ALMIGHTY,jiji , BE PREPARED TO FACE CERTAIN NAGGING. SO PLEASE COME CLEAN WITH WHATEVER YOU HAVE AND PLEASE HAVE A NICE DAY. =)

THE PRECEDING ANNOUNCEMENT IS BY THE MANAGEMENT,jiji.

ps. it was directed to certain de*r out dere... =P

wah lau... 2daes smallville ar... not bad... but e new sheriff sibei guai lan ar... dare 2 kp clark... neber die b4 ar... later he melt ur ass... but lana damm zai... managed 2 save clark... kewl... n lex... u wuss... nxt tyme... juz shoot dat idert n step on his filhy carcass... n wipe ur boots on his face... settled... short n beautiful... SARS ish back... wad e hell... juz as predicted... its cumin back... lyke dat oso not bad... maebe promos maebe cancelled n plane tix would be cheaper... nice...

deres dis VS kia... whu ish in VJ now lar... he stays near moi place lar... one yr moi junior... saw him 2dae... when i was on moi wae 2 meet e guyz... he more or less look e same... but dere ish a different feel 2 him now... more matured i guess... how tyme flies... haiz... muz be gettin old liaoz... den tot of moi mom... no... he does not remind moi of moi mom... i juz happen 2 tink of her... i realised moi mom oso not gettin young liaoz... better spend more tyme wif her... if not regret den sianz diaoz... u onli live ur lyfe once... n she's onli ur mom once... value dat... its fate... or destiny... or wadever lar... u get moi pt... went wisma... wif jeff... viz... n han... ate kfc... den hanged ard... we literalli relac... jangan tension... i bought moi gift... now no nid 2 feel sho guilty 4 gettin 2 buy pples bdae gift liaoz... den we walk ard... plaed PS2 @ e sony shop... damm... makin moi feel lyke gettin a PS2 all over again... i will get it... one dae... one fyne dae... went 2 see sum sofas too... moi sofa cumin apart... sianz... n no... its not becos of moi... muz get one which wld be damm comfy... den nice...

feelin darn confused... y...?? i dunno... juz confused n sianz... realised moi ritin style ish evlovin... due to all e blog readin... wah lau... how can evolve... cannot evolve lor... i muz continue bitchin... cos i learn frm e best... BITCH BEN... now aka HOLY BEN...

viz n yihan complainin dat dey haf not seen moi 4 a veri long tyme... n i haf not gone out wif dem 4 hell long... now spendin tyme wif moi laobu... which i previousli haf not done b4... aint dat e pt... i had not spent enuff tyme wif her... datz y muz make up 4 lost tyme... n u guyz oso... alwaes call moi last min... datz y i cannot appear mahz... no notice @ all... i not superstar lar... no nid 2 make appointment... but muz gimme sum tyme 2 react oso... hope u guyz wld understand... u all not moi best fren 4 nuthin lehz... i feel dat e jack neo show on mondae nitez now gettin lame... e liang simei ting gettin stale... but not irritatin yet... as jeff brought up... we've grown up n matured... e same jokes dun appeal 2 us animore... guess datz e reason y i feel dat e comedy nite 2003 lost its touch... hope dey can do it in such a wae dat dey wld appeal 2 us teenagers too... saw an indian couple on e bus 2dae... dey were havin a tiff... den dey gort off @ same bus stop as moi... while i wait 4 moi nxt bus... i gort free show... not dat i racist... but i realised deir tinkin differs frm e chinese... guess its e upbringin... its neither gd nor bad... juz different... we maybe all humans... but dere r differences to us... hope dat we can overlook it... n live as one whole happili ever after...

2dae went back 2 skl... realised everione half dead... muz be miss moi larz... but dey more or less remained dat wae lehz... sho sianz... not fun @ all wan... seems lyke another SARS virus hit CJC... Students-Are-Really-Sian... okae lar... i noe not funnie... but moi blog mahz... TOO BAD...

QUOTE OF THE DAY
In order to know where he is going, Man needs to understand where he has been.
- Don Vincente Marino Ramirez

HAPPY 18TH BIRTHDAY ZHIQIANG!!!
HAPPY BELATED 17TH BIRTHDAY STEPHANIE!!! ps. its on the 3rd of Sept... paisei... =P

wah lau eh... aft sho mani mani daes of brk... jiji ish finalli back... back n ready 2 go to skl... quite sianz @ home... but @ least get 2 njoy n relac... not too bad lar... quite sianz... hope skl wld be more fun...

listenin to jay now... sibei song... wonderin wad i'm up sho earli 4...?? sianz manz... haiz... tink i'll plae game... feng yun 2... damm song... finalli gort 2 use bu jingyun... quite zai... trained moi nie feng until damm zai... aniwae... wakin up earli oso gort its pros... even though u tink u're lackin slp... i found out sumthin cool... rite kel...?? wah lau... damm dulan... msgin 1/2 wae... moi fone can hang... WTH... I WANT A REFUND...

went out wif mom n brudder 2dae... cldn't decide where 2 go... sho decided on goin 2 J8 n watchin home run since moi n moi mom haben watch yet... den moi brudder watch again lorz... too badz... but too badz 4 us... no tix... sianz manz... sundae muz haf sho mani pple mehz...?? no movie... sho went shoppin... hahaz... mother payin... no kick manz... went 2 but sandalz... den buy slippers... e slippers matchin okae... mine match moi mom's... moi mom's matches moi brudder's... moi brudder's match mine... tink u get e idea lar... abit gay... but COOLZ... aft dat went 4 dinner... wanted 2 go SAKAE... but full hse... sianz... den tot of seoul garden... sho ex 4 lousi food... arrghz... sho in e end went food court... lyke dat oso gd larz... can save moni... aft dat went 2 popular 2 get stationery... tink i gort moiself a lot of useless stuff... but wad e heck... whu cares... bWAHAHAz... finalli headed 2 sembawang music 2 get JAY CHOU's FOURTH album "YEI HUI MEI".... damm cool arz... i'm a happie manz... =) *peace in*

2dae ish teachers' dae celebrations... CJ celebration all one patern one... performance... potluck... go home... no change... tham said he wld be dropping by... n he did lar... but he neber cum find us 1st... how can... aniwae took a pic wif e t29 peepz... sho sadz... cld be e last tyme havin a celebration lyke dis wif dem... chen jong passed moi feng yun 2... wah lauz... damm zai... fun sia... feng yun rawks... now dat reminds moi... veri long neber read tian xia liaoz... even longer neber pae e comic inn jiejie liaoz... siaoz liaoz... confirm owe her @ least a few hundred bucks... sianz... went back 2 VS 2dae... wif hansel... lek... n xiaocong... shared a cab back... waited 4 joraine 2 leave 1st... wah lauz... how can leave her alone in klass when everione else zao... i ish a gentleman lorz... aniwae... jeff... clay... n nic... wetn 2 hang out... supposed 2 meet dem if gort tyme lar... finalli went back 2 VS... act. cannot sae went back 2 VS lar... was neber realli dere or spent tyme... shld sae went 2 e new VS... e moment step foot in VS... saw e teachers zaoin on e bus... hansel n i looked @ each other... n did wad we did best... we asked mrs desouza whether it was okae 2 board e bus... she said okae... n we went up shaking hands... felt lyke sum mp... but sum of e teachers were quite surprised dat we act. did it... while other teachers were quite happie dat we act. made it back... aft e hands shaking ceremony... we went 2 e staff rm... saw ms lau... ms toh... e previous ms ernie... now dunno mrs wad... den we chit chat abit... churn yeow n jeremy... e one frm 4J... was dere earlier... den everione had 2 go... e 3 of us... moi... hansel... lek... went 4 lunch @ e skl canteen... had 2 try out e food... not too bad lar... oso quite cheap... aft lunch... we went up 2 look 4 ex ms teo... e present mrs foo... den we chat summore lor... realli felt dat tyme juz flew by us... aft all e chit chatin... e 3 musketeers den embarked on an adventure... 2 explore e skl... hansel n lek met one of deir juniors... tink he's called soon heng or sumthin lar... hes e now clt of VS Land... he brought us 2 e CCA rms... wah lau... shiok... cant believe it... air n sea finalli gort a rm of its own... when i went in... saw one of e sec 2 sea guy... n a sec 3 air guy... e sea guy recongnised moi... while i had no idea whu e heck he was... aniwae... quite shocked... e word ish not surprised... its shocked dat edwin n francis act. went 4 e clt course... dey r e 2 pple whu i least expect 2 cum back... aft dat... we explored everiwhere else... e hall... foyer... everiwhere... den we chanced upon dis klassrm which was on e top floor... shiok... gort sea view lor... realli gd lyfe manz... aniwae... e new skl rawks... n its worth e moni... anione not happie wif e moni spent on e new skl... cum n look 4 moi... i'll teach him... left e skl @ abt 2... left wif johnny n lek... hansel took cab... den @ e bus stop saw xuanyu n darrius... den we all took e same bus... den we chit chat lor... lek gort off 1st... den e rest of us gort off @ e same stop... xuanyu went 2 meet frenz 4 movie while darrius went home... johnny came over 2 moi place 2 chill out... he was plaein fifa... while i accidentali dozed off... sorrie dude... den i spoke 2 him... veri long neber tok 2 him liaoz... missed e daes when he moi n des worked n chilled out aft work... plae lan... watch movie... go eat... anithin... alwaes gort programme dose were e daes... realli missed it... he asked moi 2 work hard... guess i realli haf to... gonna meet up wif him n des soon... soon ish aft promos... den can hang out again... he left moi hse abt 6... headin 4 bishan... 2 do sum project on s-league... i wonder y dey wanna do on s-league... i mean dey suck lor... hahaz... aniwae... gd luck dude...

HAPPY 18TH BIRTHDAY CLAYTON!!!
HAPPY 18TH BIRTHDAY VIVIAN!!!
HAPPY nTH BIRTHDAY MRS TAI!!!
ps. sorrie 4 e nTh bdae... but realli haf no idea how old r u... =P
aniwae... all u bdae pple... haf a grt dae... =)

finalli... moi popular card came... sho happie... hahaz.. shiok... 2dae moi klass bakin cookies 4 tmr... teachers' dae lehz... of cos 4 teachers... haf a feelin it'll be not bad... shiokz...

boon sent his 1st msg 2dae... wah lau... aft sho long... slacker... how can 4get us... @ least he did... if not when he's back... i sure humtum him... CJ had a blackout 2dae... but din njoy it... cos i was @ home... of cos pon lar duh... hahaz... how cld i haf missed it... sianz... wld not wanna miss it 4 e world lorz... da guyz had n earli dae... n dey no nid mc... arrghz... sianz... spent e whole dae plaein feng yun 2 n did sum phy... feng yun 2 rawks...

2dae was e bball finals between 1T28 n 1T20... we lost... michael was visibly sad... but its okae... u did ur best... we did ours too... nvm... nxt yr we'll do better... congrats to 1T20 4 doin a grt job... u all seem 2 be winnin alot of stuff... bud beware... nxt yr... we'll cum back n we'll rise frm e ashes... sho beware... 2dae oso finalli gort moi printer... its printer, scanner n copier all in one... song bohz... quite hard 2 install... but i tink i'll be able to tame dis bull... zhencong lent moi his hansvision 2dae... now finalli can plae feng yun 2... songz... hahaz... i oso finalli gort e coffee song 4 e dance in line tingy... n last bud not least... i oso finalli caught e long awaited smallville episode... Rosetta... christopher revees damm cool... he was e original superman... now... he's in a wheelchair... how ironic... how life changes in an instant... muz treasure it manz... sho mani finallis... coolz...

2dae went 2 ann's hse 4 our own little get2gether cum mars watch... borrowed e telescope frm THT yesterdae... met @ braddell mrt... saw dis china boi dere... aft listenin 2 a whole lot of zhang yu's bull n e actual story... took pity on e boi... n went over 2 tok 2 him wif zhang yu... e china boi was from da lian... he was 8... or 7... or... aiyah... cant rem lar... aniwae... he gort left behind by sum evil auntie n evil boi... den e gang was waitin 4 his mom 2 cum n pick him up... sho all da tyme... moi n zhang yu was tryin 2 cheer him up... i even went 2 buy m&m n vanilla coke 4 him lor... but he din take it... sho daoz... luckili... listen 2 lek n bought sumthin we lyke... if not... he dun accept we oso sianz... @ least now can eat... when e mother came... she was starin @ us lyke sum alien... cum on man auntie... we were lookin aft ur kid lor... nxt tyme kena kidnap... dun cum cryin 2 moi... accordin 2 zhang yu... pple in china dun believe in kindness animore... n ish kinda skeptical of dose whu lend a helpin hand... aniwae... kel brought yuhui... zai bohz... bWAHAHAHAz... went 2 dis carpark near ann's place... den see stars... even though veri cloudi... still cld see mars lar... quite happie... ann's sis joined us too... she was in AJ ASTRO... hahaz... coincidence..?? or does astro blood run in e family...?? thanx 2 ann n ann's parents 4 providin food n drinks... aft dat sent xiuwen home... cos it was late... toked 2 her on e wae... realli missed e astro pple... lek... kel... boon... boon siang... xiuwen... ann... anna... haiz... dose pple realli rocked e place...

CJ astro had deir mars watch 2dae... din realli lyke it lar... din had anithin 2 do... basicalli was slackin... it was too technical 4 moi lykin too... dun haf e human touch animore... quite lost lar... not realli sure wanna stay anot... haiz... let e heavens decide lar... tired... aft e mars watch... tham dropped by... den tok cock a little... he gave moi a ride home... on e wae picked up yihan... den tok more cock... den dropped moi off... seems quite long since i last saw tham... aniwae...

THE FOLLOWING ANNOUNCEMENT HAS BEEN PAID FOR BY KHAIRI.

PLEASE DO NOT USE KAZZA FROM NOW ONWARDS. IT IS AN INFRINGEMENT ON COPYRIGHT LAWS. THE SINGAPORE BROADCASTING AUTHORITY AND SINGNET ARE CLAMPING DOWN ON KAZZA USERS. SO PLEASE BEWARE.

THE PRECEDING ANNOUNCEMENT HAS BEEN PAID FOR BY KHAIRI.

THE FOLLOWING NOTE IS BY THE MANAGEMENT,jiji.
who cares... bWAHAHAHz... =P

sibei sianz... went 2 jian-hui's father's tuition centre to rush project work written report 1st draft... wah lau... damm sianz lorz... doin it 2nd tyme... still whackin lyke siaoz.... 2500 words lehz... datz a lot lor... when u've nuthin in ur project... i predict dat i wld get screwed... MOE muz learn 2 relac man... project work can wait... @ least until when i'm not affected by it... siaoz liaoz... hafta slp late... pple nid deir beauty slp u noe... =P

quite sianz lar 2dae... nuthin much realli... except dat i gort mugged... blardy hell... stoopid yihan... mug moi... i'll get u 4 dat man... aniwae... i understand ur kind intentions lar... but... muz haf faith in moi mahz...
hey JORAINE... HAPPY 17TH BIRTHDAY... dun sho sianz lehz... =)

wah... 2dae quite sianz... 2t29 lost deir match 2dae... quite sad lor... dey were hot fav 4 1st... but now... hafta settle 4 3rd... congrats 2 1t20 4 makin it... dey won deir bball n soccer match... zai boh... aniwae... 2t29 team b felt damm sianz lorz... dey almost din haf enuff players... WTH... its speaks alot abt professionalism lor... haiz... wad 2 do...?? hope all of dem feelin better... eh... KFC kia... dun KFC all da tyme lar... n GO HOME kia... WE NEEDED YOU BOTH...
1t28... moi klass... did a grt job @ bball 2dae... we managed to emerge victorious in e semis 2 qualify 4 e finals... zai boh... damm zai... gonna meet 1t20 in e finals... siaoz liaoz... its edwin's klass... nuthin much lor... he onli bball cap... song liaoz lar... e grand showdown wld be MICHAEL vs EDWIN... aint it juz sho cool... n gd job 2 1t07 4 puttin up a gd match... but ur supporters a bit kaopei lorz... datz y i kaopei back... no hard feelins... but sho sad no fight... damm...
wore moi new shoes 2dae... quite pissed wif e lousi shopkeeper whu gort it mixed up yesterdae... n i still had 2 go back n change... not funni lorz... its QUEENSWAY lehz brudder... but not bad lar... nid sum seasonin... its green... i lyke it man... kewl...

ps. MRS CHUA... dun scold moi lar... oso dun gif moi e sianz 1/2 look... i noe i lazi lar... i'll try 2 do ur tutorial... if n when i find tyme...

Life is short. You never know when would it end. Your candle may just be snuffed out the next minute. Do not take things for granted. Do not take the people around you for granted. Some may not be there to stay. As long as they took the chance to come into your life and that you had called the person your friend, treasure the person. Treat the people around you with care and concern. Love them. Treasure them. Live your days as if they were your last. Get the best in life. Be the best you can be. Be the best friend you can to another. Every little action or word affects others in the most peculiar way. Light up the daily lives of others with a kind act, a kind word or just a smile. It can help make their rainy days seem sunny again. Every time you close your eyes and go to bed, things change. It would never remain the same. Make a change in your life so that every time you wake up, things change. Change for the better.

vignes came back n hanged ard... dey had a outin @ marche... n decided to invite moi... nice... veri long neber see him liaoz... its lyke ages...but we still look kinda similar... maebe its not long enuff... but lets hope our frenship can stand e test of tyme... mani yrs down e rd... it wun be juz vignes... it wld be doctor vignes... sho if u wan free medicine... u better start now...

national day was yesterdae... it was quite a quiet one... not too bad... spent e 3 daes @ yihan's place... stardee... slack... plae... fool ard... 1T28 finalli had its 1st klass dinner... not bad lar... quite a gd turnout... but still not full attendance... sianz... y e not on pple sho not on wan... get a lyfe manz... n appear lorz... disappointin manz...

HAPPY 38TH BIRTHDAY SINGAPORE!!! =)

blood donation... donated blood lar duh... den donate moni ar... it was okae lar... oreadi done it sho mani tymes liaoz... but quite fun... saw all da 1st tymers... hahaz... but dey deserve 2 be commended lar... gort e guts 2 try... unlyke e rest of e CHICKENS out dere... onli 2 donated blood frm moi klass... it was ANDRE n WEILING... both deir 1st tyme... n cld see dat WEILING was realli scared... n still... she donated... BRAVO~

boon chyuan dat stoopid bugger finalli left 2dae... gd riddance... of cos not lar... siaoz... he's one of moi best buddies ard... damm i'm gonna miss him... he was dere 4 moi... truli grateful 4 dat... aniwae... b4 he left... he went ard givin treats... wad he tink he doin...?? rich ar...?? actualli quite so... aniwae... b4 he left... a few of us met up wif him... den we trick him lar... tink dat none of us gonna send him off cos his flight ish @ 4 in e mornin... siaoz... sho earli go airport... but we did lar... we went str8 aft leavin him... which was near 1... while wen... ann... lek... left 4 e airport earlier... 2 make e story more convincin... den moi meng heng n kevin went pool wif him... den we zao... all of us behaved @ if we not gonna send him off... cept 4 moi... but i wld convientli fall aslp... hahaz... wah lau... meng heng actin damm zai... nuthin 2 sae... aniwae when we saw him @ e airport... he was shocked n touched... den he had 2 go... it was a partin moment... wen cried until her eyes dropped out... well... dey did... nah~ gotcha... u tink i siao ar... eyes how can drop out... u tink lyke brains ar... okae... startin 2 get cold in here... aniwae aft dat we had brkfast n left... accordin 2 reliable sources... *points @ ann* wen was veri quiet truout e trip home... guess u noe whu she was tinkin of lar... of cos its boon lar... *toot*

aniwae... BOON... ALL THE BEST TO YOU, YOUR STUDIES AND WHATEVER YOU MAY DO IN LIFE... JUST DON'T FORGET YOU WOULD ALWAYS HAVE A GREAT BUDDY IN ME...

it was e long awaited astro dinner 2dae... another tradition started by us... coolz... aniwae... not juniors treat lar... cheapo... dunno how 2 "ZUO REN"... it cld be e last outin of astro club 2002/2003... quite sad lor... dis bunch of pple realli damm cool... did a lot of stuff wif dem... had a lot of memories too... now dey gonna move on... i kinda cant bear 2 see dem go... haiz... sadz... =(

e investiture of e 29th Students' Council of Catholic Junior College came n gone 2dae... e 28th stepped down... dat means moi batch took off dose little shiny golden badges... n i managed 2 sneak into LT2 2 remove it too... guess it wrapped tingz up 4 e 28th... n 4 moi... its sad... a yr came n went... but wad 2 do...?? datz lyfe manz... haiz...
aft dat... went 4 lunch wif most of e 28th... @ fish n co... it was gd... we had fun... n we made a pact 2 meet dere again... in 10 yrs tyme... its a long tyme... i wonder how wld we be lyke...?? wad wld we be doin...?? wld we even appear...?? but in 10 yrs tyme... we shall noe...
aft lunch... went 2 plae LAN... den followed by dinner... it was a treat by e 29th... cool... hahaz... we started e tradition manz... e dinner was @ pizza hut... not bad... quite okae... but moi n yihan went 2 bargain... hahaz... guess wad... we gort 10% discount... zai rite... of cos... i'm jiji...
n aft dinner was sum entertainment put up by e 29th... songs were sung... it was touchin... i mean... u shld noe lar... n if u dun... go get shot... *sobz* i'm not tearin okae... sum grain of sand gort into moi eye... yeah rite~

ALL THE BEST TO THE 29TH STUDENTS' COUNCIL OF CATHOLIC JUNIOR COLLEGE!!!

went 4 e streetwise run cip tingy yesterdae... quite nice... even though mani of us felt dat it wasn't 4 a gd cause... but e organisers n facilitators made us feel welcum n appreciated even though dey mae seem kinda bossy n unfriendli... but dey r act. veri nice... even offered 2 gimme a life frm sentosa... cool... attended diva la futbul 2dae... had high hopes... but dey were totalli trashed... i dun even wanna tok abt it... makes moi blood boil... its sho different frm streetwise... i've nuthin 2 sae... n i wld haf called in sick... if not 4 sum fren... n ironicalli... he pangseh moi... best... i dun wanna name names lar... but VINCENT... u noe whu i tokin abt rite...?? =)

2dae was Victorian Challenge lorz... once everi 4 yrs... i wld haf lurved to go... its one of e tingz which represents e Victorian Spirit... n i missed it... how can... it was sacrificed 4 studies... common test juz ard e corner... dun realli tink i wld be able 2 afford e tyme off... as i m a slacker... n i alwaes wait till e last min... haiz... wad a grt price 2 pay... GO VICTORIA... NIL SINE LABORE...

2dae was e astro finals... n no... we din get in... n yes... we wasted our lyfe dere... but tink we learnt sumthin frm it... in a wae... teaches us dat u r neber ever ready 4 wad ish 2 cum... haiz... to tink we worked quite hard 4 it... maebe juz not hard enuff... but harder den last yr lar... lets hope we can do it nxt yr... ALL DA WAE...

i was watchin e tru courage programme... its a programme on e SAR outbrk in SINGAPORE... nice... quite touchin... in fact... it was veri touchin... i was lyke moved to tears lor... it was a tru display of human spirit... it aint easi... gettin SARS... bein a caregiver... or juz worried abt ur loved ones... n u peepz out dere... dun u treat ani caregiver or anione wif SARS lyke dirt... if not u wld haf hell 2 pay... RESPECT TO ALL THE CAREGIVERS... n i'm sure SINGAPORE WOULD BE SUCCESSFUL IN BEING RID OF SARS...

2dae ish da 1st dae of e astro quiz lor... i lyke how shagged...?? damm shagged lor... i cant even keep moi eyelids awake... luckili e 2nd dae of e com wld be on weds... @ least i can catch sum slp... wah lau... its damm xiong lor... i went 43 hrs wifout slp lehz... its no mean feat lar duh... i wanna slp... no tyme... alwaes on e move... guess it wld be gd trainin 4 NS... n LEK n KELVIN can finalli believe dat i m able 2 go wifout slp lor... if noe dey everityme sae i 1st 2 KO... n cannot dun KO... hahaz... dis tyme dey can EAT MY SHORTS... yesterdae we had a guys' nite out... quite song... KHAIRI invited a few of us to his getaway spot dis holidaes... not bad lar... plaed pool... plaed LAN... tok cock tru e nite... quite fun... n i quite happie... cos KHAIRI seldom gets the chance to hang out wif us... reason...?? cum on... lets not go into it... but it was fun... realli... no bluff~...

on weds... went to King Albert's Park to eat wif e 29th... had macs lar... quite okae... but CAC had better... *hint*... e ex-co 4 e 29th Student Council of Catholic Junior College had been born... dey r all veri nice pple... n i'm sure dat dey wld do well 4 deir positions... but tyme wld speak all truth... n whether dey r suited 4 e jobs wld be known soon... by the results dey produce or failed 2 produce... all da best to dem... awe n not disappoint... =P
went 2 watch nemo wif kenzhang yest... aft practicin a little 4 our bridge... it was kinda nice... e story was grt... quite a touchin film... haf not realli watched a touchin film 4 quite a while... hahaz... n yes... i gayed again... watched wif kenzhang alone... siaoz liaoz... i m str8... n i wan moi gal... jiji's gettin despo... n cranky...
quite sad lar... din make it 4 bridge finals... we din haf a good partner pair in out team... haiz... we oso lost touch lar... nvm... we'll try harder nxt tyme...
2dae was e 1st dae of e North East Line... or NEL in short... haf been waitin 4 dis dae 4 ages... n its finalli here... BWAHAHAHAHz... jiji wif e NEL... wad a beautiful combination...

I had just attended the Leadership Seminar by the Coaching Firm today. And I like this update to be more serious. I had learnt and caught a lot about leadership today. Those guys did a wonderful job. Compared to last year's Leadership Training Camp, I felt that I had learnt more this year even though the activities are more boring and less physically demanding. I guess I have to swallow those words with tomato sauce tomorrow. It is the legendary Bukit Timah hike led by the extraordinary ODAC. I wish my mindset is there and that I'll be able to stay focused all the way. Every single step.

I paid attention to the Council Elects today and the Council Facilitators. There was much potential in the Elects. They had more bonding and enthusiasm than us. Maybe not a lot, but still it was evident. Let's hope that the enthusiasm and bonding would last. The Faciliators, on the other hand, were much more different than our seniors. Maybe not as participating and vocal, but nonetheless, they still did a wonderful job.

One person who I really need to comment was Dennis. He was very different from Stanley even though they were both vice-presidents and were in charge of the discipline. Dennis was less bastard and nicer than Stanley. He had started off his group, the council group, on a very fine note. I guess he understood that there was no point in being a bastard if it served no purpose. Instead, he decided to set a tone for his group to match up and it was very encouraging. That is what sets Dennis apart from Stanley. Bravo.

The finale of the first day was the lesson taught to us that we would never leave anyone behind. Who can ever forget the pulling and thugging? For once in a very long time, I felt bonded to a very big group of people. That sounds so much like Lilo And Stich. Cliche, but true.
LEADERSHIP is INFLUENCE. A leader without followers is just a leader taking a walk in the park. How true is that? Very true.

flea... if ur readin dis... dun feel sad or despair... i've no idea wad gort to u... but i'm sure of one ting... n datz tingz wld get better... sho muz tahan... lyke wad we learnt... i wld neber leave you unattended in e battlefield if u gort shot... n i'm sure alot of pple ard u wun too... sho juz hang in dere n smile... nemo~

went 2 watch bruce almighty wif shuyi 2dae... watched it while we were supposed 2 be doin CIP... abit evil lar... bud wad e hell... haiz... watchin movie wif a guy alone again... sianz manz... gay again... when m i gonna get moi gal...?? thanx 2 shuyi's aunt 4 buyin e tix frm us... it help us... thanx again...

went back 2 VS 2dae... e geylang bahru one... its been quite a while since i went back... VS ish gonna move... its gonna move to marine parade... where it wld be near VJ... i'm gonna miss dat place manz... even though it looks old n run down... i spent e best 4 yrs of moi lyfe dere... all boys skl... where everone cld clique... no worries... juz fun... sho mani memories... sumtymes... juz feel lyke relivin all of it once more... all of moi memories flooded back when all e old VS guyz... most frm moi batch... stood in e parade squaren sang e school anthem... juz maebe abt a hundred or so of us realli shook e hse down... our voices in harmony... it was juz beautiful... n aft dat... e traditional bout of cheerin... VICTORIA SCHOOL ish realli a damm zai all boys skl... we haf traditions which others wished dey had... when pple r busi dreamin... we r busi realisin our dreams... A VICTORIAN IS ULTIMATELY A SPORTSMAN, A GENTLEMAN AND A PROFESSIONAL. ONCE A VICTORIAN, ALWAYS A VICTORIAN. NIL SINE LABORE.

2dae was CJ sport's dae... not bad lar... T29 din realli performed up 2 deir expectations... bud it was gd... @ least it left mani of dem wif a medal... quite sianz... da guyz cld haf won more... but it wasn't deir dae n tyme yet... gd tingz dun cum easi... u've gort 2 wait... n waitin it shall be... soon... our tyme will cum... n ALL WILL FEEL OUR WRATH...

wah... 2dae quite shiok... tham gave moi a treat @ sum jap restraunt 4 moi bdae... nice man... thanx... but i tot it was a bit ex... feel baf 4 lettin him pay... kok n viz oso gort e treat too... dose lucki basts...

hey hey hey... 2dae ish da dae... moi bdae... happie anot...?? of cos happie lar... cos its moi bdae... it was grt... nuthin special... but thankful dat i made it passed dis dae... thanx 2 YI HAN, JEFF, VINCENT, KOK LONG, CLAYTON, KHAIRI n BECKY 4 celebratin it wif moi... thanx... had dinner @ cartel... not bad... thanx 2 all 4 ur bdae wishes... special thanx 2 PRIS n YVONNE 4 deir cookies, ALICIA n WEIHUI 4 deir "HEART"... thanx again... HAPPIE 18th BIRTHDAY jiji!!!

went 4 CJ drama club's production eden... not bad lar... quite song... it was more lyke an astro outin... aft march's tioman trip... CJ ASTRO n CJ DRAMA CLUB r gd frenz... CJ DRAMA CLUB all da wae... e story was gd... but @ tymes... quite cheem... T29 had heats 2dae n we made it... all da wae man... aniwae... grt work on e EDEN production... 3 CHEERS TO CJC DRAMA CLUB!!!

dere was e astro selection quiz in e afternoon... i mugged lyke siao 4 it lorz... but realised still din haf enuff tyme 2 cover everithin... sianz manz... tot i wun made it... but i did... hahaz... damm shiokz... gort 4th... style anot... 1st ish LEK... 2nd ish JOSEPH... 3rd ish YANRU... n da 4th ish yours truli... song bohz... last min work can get 4th... if i had done hard work all along... i'll be damm zai lar... damm... i'm good... glad si-ANN n ANNA jie cld make it... we'll do it 2gether... inter skl astro quiz... KISS MY ASS!!!

had dis astro briefin 2dae... abt inter-college astro quiz n intra college astro quiz... sibei sianz manz... yak yak yak blah blah blah... it looked as if it aint gettin aniwhere... aniwae... dere was supposed 2 be 2 teams 4 e inter college quiz... n i was damm enthu... i wanted 2 get a grp of pple 2 cum 2gether... 4 no reason cept 2 win e 1st team... e team wif joseph "the astro GOD"... or wadever... i wanted 2 convince ann n boon siang... n i was met wif lukewarm respond... until anna... when wee keat asked her whether she wanted 2 be in inter or intra...all she saed was a simple... "I want to follow Zijie in his inter team" or sumthin similar... but i guess u wld noe wad it means... e confidence n faith she showed in moi was sumthin i had not felt 4 a veri long tyme... n 4 dat... i'll do wadever i can wif e rest of e 2nd team 2 achieve 1st klass honours... thank you anna jie... =)

went 2 eat wif e t29 pple 2dae... went 2 seoul garden @ taka... quite crowded... hell lot of pple... food okae... price ex... enjoyment zero... it more or less sucked... sho few pple went... blardy hell... viz planned sho hard lor... shame on u buggers whu din make it 4 one reason or the other... aniwae... sae sum RJ iderts dere... ish realli iderts lor... i realli muz stress on e word IDERT... kaoz... dey behaved lyke children in a playground... but dey ish lyke 20...?? tink deir iq ish proportional 2 deir age while deir education ish inversli proportional 2 deir sensible behaviour... sho educated 4 fark... sho wad if dey in a "TOP" jc... cant behave demselves... mite as well go home n slp on it... CJ ROCKS

tink i'll spend e dae tokin abt parents... cos sum tots haf hit moi in a rather enlightenin wae... 2dae... i was watchin GROWING UP n dere was dis particular scene which gort 2 moi... it was where Vicky, the eldest daughter, visited her father... n in dat scene... juz as she was abt 2 open e door... she sees her father noddin off as he was readin newspaper... n he looks ard when he realises he fell asleep... lookin ard e empty hse... he has 4 children n all of dem left him @ home... alone... picture dis... in yrs 2 cum... wld u want dis 2 happen 2 ur parents..?? all alone..?? i juz read a email frm Wee Keat... n it is as follows:

The young mother set her foot on the path of life. "Is this the long way?" she asked. And the guide said: "Yes, and the way is hard. And you will be old before you reach the end of it. But the end will be better than the beginning."

But the young mother was happy, and she would not believe that anything could be better than these years. So she played with her children, and gathered flowers for them along the way, and bathed them in the clear streams; and the sun shone on them, and the young Mother cried, "Nothing will ever be lovelier than this."

Then the night came, and the storm, and the path was dark, and the children shook with fear and cold, and the mother drew them close and covered them with her mantle, and the children said, "Mother, we are not afraid, for you are near, and no harm can come."

And the morning came, and there was a hill ahead, and the children climbed and grew weary, and the mother was weary. But at all times she said to the children, "A little patience and we are there." So the children climbed, and when they reached the top they said, "Mother, we would not have done it without you." And the mother, when she lay down at night, looked up at the stars and said, "This is a better day than the last, for my children have learned fortitude in the face of hardness. Yesterday I gave them courage. Today, I have given them strength."

And the next day came strange clouds which darkened the earth, clouds of war and hate and evil, and the children groped and stumbled, and the mother said: "Look up. Lift your eyes to the light." And the children looked and saw above the clouds an everlasting glory, and it guided them beyond the darkness. And that night the Mother said, "This is the best day of all, for I have shown my children God."

And the days went on, and the weeks and the months and the years, and the mother grew old and she was little and bent. But her children were tall and strong, and walked with courage. And when the way was rough, they lifted her, for she was as light as a feather. And at last they came to a hill, and beyond they could see a shining road and golden gates flung wide. And the mother said: "I have reached the end of my journey and now I know the end is better than the beginning, for my children can walk alone, and their children after them."

And the children said, " You will always walk with us, Mother, even when you have gone through the gates." And they stood and watched her as she went on alone, and the gates closed after her. And they said: "We cannot see her, but she is with us still. A Mother like ours is more than a memory. She is a living presence."

Your Mother is always with you. She's the whisper of the leaves as you walk down the street, she's the smell of bleach in your freshly laundered socks, she's the cool hand on your brow when you're not well.

Your Mother lives inside your laughter. And she's crystallized in every tear drop. She's the place you came from, your first home; and she's the map you follow with every step you take. She's your first love and your first heartbreak, and nothing on earth can separate you... Not time... Not space... Not even death!

aft e story... do u still bear neglectin dem...?? never take dem 4 granted... 4 u will neber noe wad may happen... be dere 4 dem as dey haf alwaes been dere 4 u...

its been hell long since i came online or blogged... gort miss moi anot... bet u did... dun lie 2 urself... bet u were keeping ur fingers crossed n prayin to God everidae 4 dis dae to come... e dae when i update e blog again... FINALLY... ur prayers haf been answered... not by God but by moi... cld sense ur excitement n anticipation of wad is to cum nxt... no matter wad it is... it wld certainli be sumthin good... sho all of u better hold on tight... COS JIJI IS BACK...

went to see e doctor todae... cos of moi nose... doc scheduled moi 4 an op... 21st Feb... wish moi luck manz...
council realli damm chaotic now... sianz manz...

QUOTE OF THE DAY
"If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?"
- Harry Shearer

JOKE OF THE DAY
A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the girl wear white?" His mom replies, "The bride is in white because she's happy and this is the happiest day of her life." The boys thinks about this, and then asks "Well then, why is the boy wearing black?"

finalli... had dinner wif mark, poh siang n weiqi... wah lau... dey look more all less e same... but all of us matured... in one wae or e other... tingz happened over e years... us not bein dere 4 each other at dat moment... n yet we r alwaes dere 4 each other all e wae... all e tyme... it seemed lyke yesterdae when i juz gort to noe poh siang in p4... weiqi in p5... n mark sumwhere in between p4 to sec1... sorrie pal 4 not bein able 2 remember e xact yr... u wun hold it against moi... rite..?? it'll be damm cool... if another 5 yrs passes us by... den 10... den 15... n we wld still meet lyke dat... bein best frenz n stuff... aniwae... u guyz rock...

QUOTE OF THE DAY
"The second half of a man's life is made up of nothing but the habits he has acquired during the first half."
- Fyodor Dostoevsky

JOKE OF THE DAY
A man out playing golf slices off into the woods. When he goes to find the ball, he discovers a witch (hat and all) stirring a cauldron. So out of curiosity he asks her what she is brewing. - "A magic potion" she replies. "Well what does it for" he asks. "This potion will make anyone an excellent golfer." At this he gets really excited and asks if he can have some. She is agreeable but warns him that it will have dire consequences on his sex life. After a short period of soul searching he decides to try the potion. He goes back to the golf course and completes an excellent game of golf. Next he challenges the golf pro and beats him easily. He spends every possible moment of the next year playing golf at every course he manage to get to and having a wonderful time of it. After a year he finds himself back at the same course where he found the witch. Out of curiosity he slices one into the woods so he can talk to her. "Well", she asks, "How has your game been?" "Great! This has been the best year of my life. I've played all over the country & never lost a game." "And how about your sex life?" "Oh, not bad." "Really? This stuff can really ruin a guys sex life. Say, how many times did you have sex last year?" "Hmmmm, it was three, no, four times." "And you call that not bad?" "Sure... it's not bad for a priest with a small parish!"

wah lema... blog sho earli tonite... scared anot.. bought a watch n sum clothes... still plannin to buy a pair of shades... dunno whether can get anotz... e watch a bit ex... pissed moi father off... dunno wad can i do to make him less angry... maebe score 4 moi tests... hopefulli larz.. damm sick todae... den e doctor quite bitchy... moi HT even worse... even moi klass tried to cover up 4 moi n spare moi the naggin... but she juz goes on n on lyke the duracell rabbit... wah lau... broken radio powered by energizer n duracell battery combined... ultimate nitemare... wad had i done 2 deserve dis manz...

QUOTE OF THE DAY
"Talk low, talk slow, and don't talk too much."
- John Wayne

JOKE OF THE DAY
One day, a girl walked up to her mother and looked at her mother's hair and sadly said: "Why is some of your hair white mommy?" The mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turn white. The girl thought about this revelation a while, and then said... "Momma, how come *all* of grandma's hairs are white?"

yoyoyox... finalli managed to speak wif moi klassmates online... hardli ani conversation but still... it was a gd start... damm sianz... tmr gort PE n chem test... screw it man... tink i m gonna slack moi way tru...

QUOTE OF THE DAY
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
- Noel Coward

JOKE OF THE DAY
My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our six- year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?" I wouldn't know what to say," she replied. "Just say what you hear Mommy say," my wife instructed. Our daughter bowed her head and said: "Dear Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner!"

ps. zaoyi... realli thanks 4 e card... appreciated it... but damm sorrie... cos i damm lazi... in fact too lazi to return the favour...

win liaoz... went for a concert today... okae lar... not bad lar... manage to appreciate the music... cos i jiji mahz... the noe all... aniwae... went to breeks to eat aft dat... wah lau... 30 bucks lehz... a bomb manz... the breeks at marina had grt service n we ended up jokin wif the pple dere... 2 thumbs up 4 deir positive attittude... 5 stars 4 the service n maebe 3 n a half 4 the food... truli njoyed... if u wonderin where to eat... drop by dere n absorb all the positive energy... u wld leave the place enriched...

QUOTE OF THE DAY
An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions.
- Robert A. Humphrey

JOKE OF THE DAY
A mute was walking down the street one day and chanced upon a friend of his (also a mute). In sign language, he inquired how his friend had been doing. The friend replied (vocally!), "Oh, you can that hand-waving shit. I can talk now!" Intrigued, the mute pressed him for details. It seems that he had gone to a specialist, who, seeing no physical damage, had put him on a treatment program that had restored the use of his vocal chords. Gesturing wildly, the mute asked if he might meet this specialist. They got an appointment that very afternoon. After an exam, the specialist proclaimed that there was no permanent damage, that the mute was essentially in the same condition as his buddy, and that there was no reason why he couldn't be helped as well. "Yes, yes" signed the mute. "Let's have the first treatment right now!" "Very well," replies the specialist. "Kindly go into the next room, drop your pants and lean over the
examining table. I'll be right in." The mute does as instructed and the doctor sneaks in with a broomstick, mallet, and jar of Vaseline. Greasing the broom handle, he "sends it home" with a few deft swipes of the mallet. The mute jumps from the table, screaming, "AAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaa!!!" "VERY good," smiles the doctor. "Next Tuesday, we start with 'B'"

cool rite... since i in such a gd n positive mood... gif u all an xtra joke...

ANOTHER JOKE OF THE DAY

Last year, a guy went to a doctor because he was losing weight. He found out he had a tapeworm, and was instructed by the doctor to bring a muffin, a Twinkie and a cookie with him on his next visit. When he was being examined the doctor shoved the muffin, the Twinkie, and finally the cookie up the guy's ass. The patient protested, but the doctor calmed him down, saying it was part of the therapy. This treatment continued for several weeks and every time the doctor shoved a muffin, a Twinkie and a cookie up his ass. Finally, after many visits, the Doctor instructed the patient to bring a muffin, a Twinkie and a mallet for the next visit. The day arrived and this time the doctor shoved only the muffin and the Twinkie up the patient's ass. After a few minutes the tapeworm appeared out of his asshole and demanded, "Where's my cookie!?" WHAM!!!!!!!!!!!!

yoyoz.. not a grt dae... but okae lar... damm sianz manz... sho much fan mailz... dunno when can finish replyin dem all... advise u all to keep sendin it in... if u r lucki... i may juz reply urs... sho pray hard dat i wun ignore u... much...

QUOTE OF THE DAY
There are 10^11 stars in the galaxy. That used to be a huge number. But it's only a hundred billion. It's less than the national deficit! We used to call them astronomical numbers. Now we should call them economical numbers.
- Richard Feynman

JOKE OF THE DAY
A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly, and when she opens the door, she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head. The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it." The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!"

yoyoyoz... wah lema... quite long neber blog liaoz... gort miss moi anot...?? dun fake lar... sure gort lar... aniwae... doin u a huge favour... by gracing ur screen wif moi prescence... quite surprised dat deres still pple checkin dis site regularli... dun worrie... jiji wld be here to stay manz... until den keep checkin dis webbie 4 updates... cos u confirm wld learn sumthin... i'm jiji lehz...

Orientation was okae lar... a bit sucki... but mai hiam buay pai... dun feel lyke bloggin animore... sianz... wait until nxt tyme lar...

yoyo... song boh... 1st blog of da new yr... win liaoz... i spent da whole nite wif wee keat... damm gay rite... bud shiok... read the 1st issue of straits times at 3am in the mornin... when u guyz r still asleep... i oreadi had control of 1st hand news... bow to moi man...
guess i better make sum new year resolutions... if not... da new yr wld be screwed up too... here it goes...
1. Lose Some Weight
2. Be Punctual
3. Spend More Time On Studies
4. Be A Even Nicer Person
guess dats abt it... n u pple out dere better remind moi... if not i sure humtum u...

went facil trainin todae... okae lar... not too badz... but cld alwaes be better... aniwae... a bit sucki dat i see the whole O1... mass dance n all... n noe it much better den the average facil... yet i cld not be part of the magic... guess the magic ish the same on either end... the receivin end or the givin end... but i rather be on the givin end...
yee... regardin ur blog... tru... i shld move on frm past shit... n i did... juz pissed wif the fact dat sum pple juz cannot move on... dey juz keepin diggin all the dirt in the past n layin it all in front of u... dat i cannot stand n will not tolerate...

"WHAT A WONDERFUL JOB DONE!" dese r the words pple said to moi n wad i wld sae to the rest of the wonderful cast of christmas plae 2002... 3 wks of rehearsals... 3 wks of stress... 3 wks of torture... 3 wks of holidaes taken awae... but 4 the few mins on stage... it was all worth it... b4 the big thing... everione was excited... nervous... but when dey gort on stage... aft the 1st few secs... everione njoyed it n dey did not wan dat moment to end... the atmosphere... the audience... the applause... its sho addictive... u juz cant seem to get enuff... now dat the plae ish over... n we did such a wonderful job... we shld gif ourselves a pat on the back... thanx to desmond, johnny, oon seng, jiarong, edison n junming 4 juz bein dere 4 moi... now dat everythin ish over... i kinda wished dat it din... juz wish dat the same cast wld be gathered again 4 sumthin big lyke dis once more... to summarise everythin in one word... SPECTACULAR... err... can we do dis again...??

ps. realli thanks to johnny whu was dere since 4... the 1st 2 arrive...
realli sorrie to junming... 4 unable to spend sum tyme...

yoyo peepz... tonite ish the big nite which a lot of pple haf been workin hard 4... its the xmas plae 2002... if u've gort nuthin to do... go watch it... if u've sumthin to do... screw wadever u gotta do... n go watch it... u wldn't wanna miss it 4 the world... sho wish us luck... n until den... u better be dere...

i m not gonna bitch in dis post... had been doin it 4 a long tyme... a long while... wanted to express moi tots n feelins...

tired... shagged... n sum idert out dere better be grateful to moi... damm tired... but not realli in the mood to sleep... sleepin... waste of tyme... tyme pass sho fast when u asleep... if i dun bitch in dis blog... feel damm weird sia... dunno y... moi mind ish in a whirl... n i m not dat negative...nuthin much to bitch at... i haf been crappin rite... but honestli... i dun gif a damm... well... u r bored enuff to be here aniwae... n i nid not ans to u... sho... too bad wor... wah... u realli buay sianz seh... still readin dis crap... get a lyfe lar... move on man...

kaoz... borin dae todae... din do anithin much... went to catch harry potter wif junming... hell long din see him liao... caught up wif him... met sho mani pple whu i noe 2dae.. dey juz din seem to end... the list juz kept cumin... on n on... frm hougang all da wae to tampines n back to hougang... screwed man... saw assurah n rauda 1st on bus 72... den mun jing outside macs... den sum vs guy whu happened to be moi junior inside TM... den marcus n pang outside cinema toilet... juz went i tot it was the end... i saw vivian at heartland mall... tok abt coincidence... tink sumtin big cld be happenin... u better pray u r on moi side...

wah lema... the great jiji has not spoken for a hell long tyme... miss moi anot... u better lor.. if u noe wads good 4 u.. but dun tink u will lar.. too stupid liao... moi deepest sympathies... wah... damm bitchy rite... bet u all pullin ur hair out now... but too bad... u cant do anithin abt it... gort guts... email moi lar.. i guess i gotta teach u how to email rite... u muz wait lar... when i m not so busi doin impt stuff... maebe i'll spend sum of moi precious tyme on ur pathetic lyfe...

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ps. bitch back lar...

haha... been accused of bein a buaya... swirley leh... maebe... a wee bit lar... but i sure i not dat bad rite... not sho horni n stuff... btw... onli frenli to dem... no interest wadsoever... cos deres dis damm special girl in moi heart... summone which i had juz irritated last nite... cos i was too lame... haiz... alwaes screw up when i haf the chance... wad a loser sia...

went to dinner wif mr. tham, kok long n vincent... mr. tham blanjah... feel sho bad... everytyme make him blanjah... haha... but look... he's workin... okae... still damm broke... blardy hell...

was at the bowling tournament yesterdae... quite cool... finalli saw zihui... stupid kok wai... fake moi 4 2 whole yrs... veri good... u realli veri good...

juz had a shouting match at moi mom... feelin damm bad now... but dun tink i wld apologise... cos i din do anithin wrong... she started it 1st okae...

haiz... miss her until goin crazi liao... muz move to woodbridge soon...

realised dat backstreet boys damm nice... love deir music... gonna drive nic mad wif moi bsb antics man...

QUOTE OF THE DAY
"Life is like monopoly. You got to pay your debts before you are allowed to move on. If you do not pay your debts this time, sooner or later, it would catch up with you."
- Vincent Tan

JOKE OF THE DAY
A very important event is going to happen on May the 4th. I'm telling you so early because it's so important. I urge each of you to mark that date on your calendars with the letters BU. It's very important that you include the letter B with the letter U; you may miss the importance of the event without it. So go now, and mark your calendars. Keep repeating to yourselves as you walk to the calendar, so you don't forget:
May the 4th, B with U; May the 4th, B with U...

ps. nic... if u r readin dis... i noe whu u lyke... BWAHAHAHA... better treat moi to a good dinner 4 helpin u get info n keepin moi mouth shut... cool~... one meal down liao.... BWAHAHAHAHA...

b4 i forget... its michelle's bdae todae... sho here's a veri happie bdae to her... shame on u kenny... 4 breakin her pressie... aniwae... michelle... i'll gif u ur pressie on grad nite... if u noe wad i mean... sho all da best to u...

haiz... sho sianz... sho mani pple gort their sup paper liao... i haben get it yet... wad the fark man... lyfe sux... take drugs... lets hope pple do sumthin abt it... cos i aint ready to go... at least not yet...

listenin to backstreet boys lyke mad now... even though its a bit screwed up cos dey r a boyband... but i lyke the lyrics of deir songz... quite cool~... sho wad can u do abt it..?? shoot moi lar... if u dare...

juz gort moiself a new email add... sho cool n sho great dat i haf not started usin it yet... but when i do... u all wld be damm shocked sia... eat my shorts...

been low on cash lateli... gonna find sum wae to make moni quick n fast... sell backside...?? maebe... i'll consider... dun mind be the sole distributor of asses in dis southeast asia region... gonna make it big... soon... i hope... sellin asses...

aniwae... sum pple out dere haben fufill deir duty of a listenin fren... i wonder whu ish it... u noe whu u r... sho work hard on it...

slowli... everythin muz be done slowli... sum tingz muz wait...

i was askin pple dis qns... if u were given a chance to relive a year of ur life n the power to change it 4 the better... when n wad wld it be... i had received ans such as sec 4 n j1... but personalli... i wld not use the whole yr @ one go... i wld split it up n i wld correct all moi mistakes n save sum 4 future use... but i haf a feelin even though i had corrected all moi mistakes... moi lyfe wld neber be perfect... as i m sure dat i wld be too busi makin brand new ones even if i dun repeat the old ones...

deir r sum pple out dere whu u dunno whether u can trust... datz sad man... callin u fren... but gif u awae at the slightest chance... wtf ish it man... i wonder wads up deir asses...

juz finished d/l lilo n stich OST... haben done much 4 kok long yet... not in the mood... u juz gotta wait boi...

sho mani pple lookin sho sad... sho mani pple lookin sho tired... smile man... its not the end of the world yet... wad a pity...

aniwae... u pple haf not bitched at moi 4 a long tyme... too hum izzit... send moi a mail soon... sho i can bitch back... for the truli darin onli... n 4 u STUPID pple out dere whu haf no idea wad in the blue hell ish moi email add... its cajunho51@yahoo.com n its found all over the blog... i even made it BOLD and ITALIC for u...sho u better see it... haf a feelin... u r juz too farkin blind to see it... datz sad man... now... go get a lyfe...

QUOTE OF THE DAY
"Ohana means family, family means nobody gets left behind. Or forgotten."
- Lilo

JOKE OF THE DAY
A couple are driving along the freeway and the husband, who is driving, is complaining about everything ... the heat, the long drive, the bad drivers, the country, etc ... and his wife is getting tired of his depressing talk. So she says to him: "One more complaint and I'll cut your penis off with my pen-knife"! About half an hour later, he starts complaining again, and before he could blink his wife pulls out her knife, slices the guy's dick off, and throws it out the window. Driving behind the couple's car is a family of three : husband, wife, and a 8 year old daughter. The penis lands on their car's windshield, and the father, in an absolute panic (as he doesn't want his daughter to see the penis), quickly turns on the windshield wipers (to get the dick off the windshield, and out of view of his daughter). The observant daughter asks: "Daddy, what was that?" Her father, still in a panic, says, "Oh it was only a.....uh........butterfly dear". "Must've been a big butterfly," replied the daughter... "Did you see the size of it's dick!"

went to CAC's retreat 4 the past 3 daes... damm cool~ met quite a few pple dere... ha...found moiself another mother... emily... moi new mother... damm nice... remind moi of mother minsi... one peel apple.. the other cut pear... damm nice... both of dem real great...

if onli more of nice pple lyke dem exsisted... the world wld be a much cooler place..

gort much closer to everyone dere... esp. kenneth, yihan, ariel, weiqin, lionel n all of the CAC pple... in fact... i tink i gort close to everyone... ha

aft the retreat... most tings gort better... sum tings remain the wae dey r... but feel damm good... felt appreaciated... acknowledged... n loved.. shld cum more often...

QUOTE OF THE DAY
"There is a difference between knowing the path and walking the path."
- Morpheus

JOKE OF THE DAY
Dum and Dummer were roughing in a house when Dummer
sees Dum throwing away half the nails.

"Hold it!", says Dummer."Why are you throwing all those nails away?"
"Because.", says Dum. "The heads are on the wrong end."

"You dummy!", replies Dummer... they are not."
Those are just for the other side of the house!"

ps. realli a huge thanx 4 all dose whu made moi feel better... hope i had an impact on ur lives the wae u all had on mine... positive... enrichin... n unforgetable...

wah... hell long neber update liao... miss moi anot...?? gimme kisses lar... not excatli depressed animore... feel dat i'm the happiest person alive... no matter the outcome of tingz... no one can be happier den moi... cos i haf memories...

QUOTE OF THE DAY
"Survival Of The Fittest: There is no good or bad, right or wrong, only power and those too weak to get it."
- Humphrey Soh

JOKE OF THE DAY
This lady went to a tattoo artist and told him she wanted a turkey tattooed on the upper most inner side of her left thigh. He had seen weirder so he didn't think too much about it.
Then she wanted a Santa tattooed on the upper most inner side of her right thigh.
After he finished the last tattoo, he just couldn't help asking her, "Why the turkey and Santa?"
She replied, "I'm tired of my husband complaining that there is never anything good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas!!!"

lyfe ish full of rejection... at least mine ish... lyfe sucks... but lyke wad viz said... i wld work on it...

juz realise y i lyke jay chou's songs sho much... cos it seems all the rejection songs seem to apply to me... go jay...

i told her i lyke her... but i gort rejected... nvm... i'll juz try again...

QUOTE OF THE DAY
"Life is full of ups and downs. The sooner you get over a DOWN, the sooner you get to a UP."
- Vincent Tan

ps. sorrie dat dere aint a joke todae cos i DUN feel lyke givin u one...

went walkin wif wee keat yesterdae... looked 4 tuxedosam... if u haf ani news of it... lemme noe...took bus frm TM to EXPO... train frm EXPO to RAFFLES PLACE... walked from RAFFLES PLACE to BOAT QUAY den CLARK QUAY den DAIMARU... took bus to MARINA den walked to SUNTEC... frm SUNTEC to SHAW HOUSE den to BUGIS... did all dis in abt 4 to 5 hrs... but still cannot find... he's one of moi best fren... sho walk to the ends of the earth oso okae...

sprained moi ankle todae... durin PE... pain okae... realised i suck totalli aft not touchin the ball 4 one n a half yrs...

saw her todae... the gal of moi dreamz... we look at each other n greeted each other awkwardly... gort sho much tingz to tell her but no gutz... i tink she noe... wad shld i do...?? haiz...

QUOTE OF THE DAY
Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example.
- Francois de La Rochefoucauld

JOKE OF THE DAY
A young man took a blind date to an amusement park.
They went for a ride on the Ferris wheel. The ride completed, she seemed rather bored.
"What would you like to do next?" he asked.
"I wanna be weighed," she said. So the young man took her over to the weight guesser.
"One-twelve," said the man at the scale, and he was absolutely right.
Next they rode the roller coaster. After that, he bought her some popcorn and cotton candy, then he asked what else she would like to do.
"I wanna be weighed," she said.
I really latched onto a square one tonight, thought the young man, and using the excuse he had developed a headache, he took the girl home.
The girl's mother was surprised to see her home so early, and asked, "What's wrong, dear, didn't you have a nice time tonight?"
"Wousy!" said the girl.

went 4 the astro quiz yesterdae at NTU... dat place blardy big... almost gort lost... the quiz damm borin... i was reserve... sho i juz slacked... saw CJ kena slaughtered... the finals was quite excitin n we saw the true colours of RJ... dey were whiners... n cldnt make it...

had a tok wif a best fren the nite b4... tok abt a lot of tingz...

a best fren sent moi the followin sms n i found it damm tru... here it goes... a relationship dat starts too earli will neber end up good... ** n **** is a good example... now u've gort all the time in the world... u shld build up a strong foundation 1st...

go visit dis webbie n do the test... http://cajunho51.friendtest.com/

quite sad... tingz not goin well i tink... haiz... but i finalli noe her bdae... cool~

QUOTE OF THE DAY
"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams."
- Eleanor Roosevelt

JOKE OF THE DAY
For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park until one day, an angel came down from heaven. "You've been such exemplary statues," the angel said, "that I'm going to give you a special gift. I'm going to bring you both to life for thirty minutes, during which time you can do anything you want." And with a clap of his hands, the angel brought the statues to life.
The two approached each other a bit shyly and dashed for the bushes, from whence there came a good deal of giggling, laughter, and shaking of branches.
Fifteen minutes later, the two statues emerged from the bushes with wide grins on their faces.
"You still have fifteen more minutes," said the angel, winking at them.
Grinning even more broadly, the female statue turned to the male statue and said, "Great! Only this time you hold the pigeon down and I'll shit on it's head!"

went back to skool 4 astro todae... hardli did ani studyin... went late... abt 45mins late... but tan hoe teck went even later... sho i not considered late... saw quite a few pple in skool todae... anhong sho dao... neber tok 2 moi... zhang oso... oso veri dao... dats y i call him dao zhang now... oso saw mother n sis... made 2 frenz too... even though i 4gort deir names...

aft astro... went PS wif kenneth aka goofy, hansel n lek... wanted to eat pizza hut buffet... but gone liao... cos its a lunch... sho we neber eat pizza hut lor... in the end... ate food court... but we ate a lot... hell lot... aft lunch... went to catch a movie... unfaithful... cos pple said it was nice... but whu noe sho borin... cheat moi moni... stoopid viz...

saw a lot of pple dere todae... wait 4 vaness or wadever his name is... dat guy frm F4 lar... dey siao wan... start waitin frm b4 11 when the ting starts at 6.30... siao ar... hope it rain man... den dey wld spend deir tyme doin meaninful stuff...

followed wee keat to meet mauricette... when he saw her... i chao... dun lyke to be litebulb... cos i din lyke it when others were moi litebulb... waited at the bus stop outside heeren 4 ages... den realise dat the buses bypasss dat bus stop to the nxt one... realli made moi feel lyke an idiot...

spoke to a veri close fren abt moi crush todae... he said the same ting as moi previous fren... go 4 it... go jio the gurl... dun care abt others tink... wadever the outcome... i wld noe dat at least i tried... wad sound advice...

QUOTE OF THE DAY
Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men.
- Martin Luther King Jr.

JOKE OF THE DAY
Bartender looks down to the end of the bar and sees a guy with his head down who hasn't touched his drink for over a half an hour. He heads over to talk to him.
Bartender: "Hey pal, is something wrong?"
The Guy: "Yeah, I'm really depressed"
Bartender: "Why, what's the matter?"
The Guy: "I caught my wife in bed with my best friend"
Bartender: "Wow, that's horrible. What did you do?"
The Guy: "I kicked her out of the house, sent her packing, it's over"
Bartender: "That's pretty drastic, what did you do to your best friend?"
The Guy: "I sat him down, tied him up, looked him straight in the eye and said -
Bad Dog! Bad Dog!"

haiz... sibei slack... haf not done anithin much... dun even tink haf done anithin at all...

yesterdae was teachers' dae... the performance was commented dat it wad much better den past yrs... but alot of miscommunication had resulted... din feel the joyous spirit of teachers' dae at all... not in cj... not in vs... dats sad... feel dat lyfe ish veri sad now... plannin to live it to the fullest...

yesterdae was a damm farked up dae... but at least i gort to see moi sec. skool teachers... realli felt lyke cryin when i saw dem... missed dem hell lot... damm grateful 4 wad dey had done 4 moi... i m sure moi frenz feel the same... teachers r the most wonderful people... the way dey touch ur lives in such a special way ish unqiue... was tokin 2 miss toh last nite... saw tru a lot of stuff abt lyfe n such... realli missed the daes when we plaed hard n stardeed hard... okae... maebe stardee not dat hard... but harder den usual... dose were the daes when u can feel the love teachers haf 4 u n dats realli heartwarmin... lets hope tingz wld go back to the wae dey were... if not singapore wld be headin in the same direction...

now lets begin on the farked up dae... was late 4 the briefin... had to do the nuggets 4 moi klass... relativeli veri 'on'... but sum individuals juz totalli spoiled the spirit... dat was damm pissin... i din touch a single morsel of food frm the potluck... onli took sum drinks sponsored by vincent, shuyi n kok long... too pissed to eat anithin... regreted... cos damm hungry aft dat... aft potluck had a GM... maebe it was the best tyme...bud it realli slowed down dose whu wanted to go back to deir sec. skool...

when i reached VS... it was rainin... saw all the students rush out of skool depite the rain... the spirit of wishin teachers was juz not dere animore...went up to GEP room... collected moi o level cert... wished teachers along the wae... saw miss toh n miss lau... sat in GEP room 2 tok cock 4 a while... finalli mrs raja came... wished her happie teachers' dae... took a foto wif her n ben... had to leave due to the newater sem... rushed a cab down CJ...

all was quite okae at CJ... den we went to ACS... the journey dere n back was quite crappy lar... a lot of singin of crappy songz... sean asled stoooopid qns @ the newater sem lor... damm stoopid sia... how can pure water be corrosive... lyke wad miss toh n ben wld sae... wun pure stupidity be corrosive... if so... y din it kill him yet...?? stun newater... free mah... okae lar quite nice... taste lyke cheapskate mineral water... sean gort a reporter to interview moi as moi chinese not bad... but all i said to her was... RESPECT... n i din look good yesterdae... not interested... buai... wah... damm song... sho xialan... whu asked her to xialan our CJCians 1st... keep saein deir chinese cannot make it... wad the fark... she tink she damm power ar...??

aft the newater sem... den i went back to CJ... changed a shirt den took bus to city hall... waited 4 yangwei dere... when yangwei appeared... he kept insistin on goin to orchard when everyone was damm tired... in the end walked to suntec... on the wae... he kept digressin... kept lookin at crap... i was starvin lyke fark oreadi... den he still fark ard... tot we were gonna eat sumthin good den can treat miss toh... in the end... went to marina food court to eat... wad the fark... went to buy stitch wif ben aft dat... yang wei kept askin weekeat to go his hse... den weekeat agreed lor... went back wif churn yeow, ben n miss toh... i n ben walked miss toh back... ben took a cab on the wae... i n miss toh spoke 4 quite a while n moi mom was quite pissed dat i returned late... n dat marked the end of moi farked up dae...

was tokin to a gd fren last nite 4 quite a bit... oso spoke quite a lot... was tokin to him abt moi crush in CJ... he asked moi to go 4 it as she was a veri nicu gurl... bud i juz dun haf the confidence in moiself in the matters of the hrt... cum on man... whu wld wanna date moi... besides... she's chio n she's nice... y wld she even consider moi... onli hope dat tingz between moi n her wun turn out lyke the previous crush i had... it was totalli screwed... we dun even communicate animore... n it seemed dat he had noticed moi feelins 4 her quite earli on... quite power ar he... i muz sae... he's a veri gd fren... a veri close buddy... i salute u moi fren...

read anhong's blog... felt wad he said was quite tru... haf classic examples lyke dat frm moi fren... a fren whum i dun feel lyke i noe... he seems lyke a stranger now... not the buddy whu i can call animore... juz lost a fren aft he came to jc... dats sad... lets hope he wld change 4 the better... if not he wld haf to learn it the hard wae...

it seemed i realli blogged quite a bit todae... not bad... feelin quite proud sia... power to the pple... lets hope everyone's lyfes turn 4 the better...

QUOTE OF THE DAY
Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings.
- Laurence J. Peter

JOKE OF THE DAY
Mother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her youngest daughter walks in.
Child: Mother, where do babies come from?
Mom: Well dear...a mommy and daddy fall in love and get married. one night they go into their room...they kiss and hug and have sex.
(The daughter looks puzzled.)
Mom continues: That means the daddy puts his penis in mommy's vagina. That's how you get a baby, honey.
Child: Oh I see, but the other night when I came into your and daddy's room, you had daddy's penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?
Mom: Jewelry, dear.

ps. here's a xtra joke 4 u pple...

A husband and his wife advertised for a live-in maid to cook and do the housework. A likely-looking girl came in from the country, and they hired her. She worked out fine, was a good cook, was polite, and kept the house neat.

One day, after about six months, she came in and said she would have to quit.
"But why?" asked the disappointed wife.

She hemmed and hawed and said she didn't want to say, but the wife was persistent, so finally she said, "Well, on my day off a couple of months ago I met this good-looking fellow from over in the next county, and well, I'm pregnant."

The wife said, "Look, we don't want to lose you. My husband and I don't have any children, and we'll adopt your baby if you will stay."

She talked to her husband; he agreed, and the maid said she would stay. The baby came, they adopted it, and all went well.

After several months though, the maid came in again and said that she would have to quit. The wife questioned her, found out that she was pregnant again, talked to her husband, and offered to adopt the baby if she would stay. She agreed, had the baby, they adopted it, and life went on as usual.

In a few months, however, she again said she would have to leave. Same thing. She was pregnant. They made the same offer, she agreed, and they adopted the third baby. She worked for a week or two, but then said, "I am definitely leaving this time."

"Don't tell me you're pregnant again?" asked the lady of the house.
"No," she said, "there are just too many kids here to pick up after!"

knnccb... saw the farkin astro bitch 2dae... damm dao... sae hi to her but she ignored moi... knn... farkin attitude... AP... show moi dis kind of crap attitude... neber die b4 izzit...??

saw mauricette earli in the mornin... she juz finished mornin run... lek neber go... aiyoh LEK ar... u cannot make it~... better train more... if not... when ur 2.4 lose her den i laugh @ u...

neber go 4 the dance practise todae... din noe abt it until LAH LAH told moi juz not... i muz work hard n learn the dance well...

haiz... feelin damm loneli... y i dun haf a companion... sho sad... guess onli GOD can explain...

QUOTE OF THE DAY
"Don't take life seriously because you can't come out of it alive."
- Warren Miller

JOKE OF THE DAY
"99 Bottles of Beer" song gets stuck in an infinite loop

At the stroke of midnight on 12/31/1999, Windows 99* turns back into DOS 1.0; the Pentium* V turns back into an 8088, and the Handsome User is left holding a beautiful glass mouse.

Internet Movie Database now lists "1901: A Space Odyssey".

Bob Dole's age erroneously listed with only two digits.

Sales of Coca-Cola jump drastically after original cocaine-laden formula becomes legal again.

Software engineers point out that since computers think it's almost 1900, we technically have to "party like it's 1899" (which, frankly,
doesn't seem like that much fun).

Microsoft declares the year 1900 to be the new standard of the "Gatesian" Calendar.

Jesus shows up late for His Second Coming; blames it on COBOL programmers.

Using a computerized adoption service, Michael Jackson mistakenly takes home some octogenarians.

Unexpected demand for COBOL programmers results in severe personnel shortage at McDonald's restaurants.

juz came back frm malaysia... spent national day dere... it sucks okae... spendin ur own national dae in another country... n of all places... it was malaysia... went dere 4 the astro trip... learnt quite a lot of tingz... but quite disapointed in moiself... slept too much... neber manage to make milo 4 ODAC... din get 2 see sunrise... i muz make sure such shit dun happen again...

dere was alot of unhappiness in the trip... mainli becos VICTORIANS took the leadership role n sum ic CANNOT MAKE IT~... to be a leader ish to serve... sum idiot shld learn dat logic n not shout at us... NCC AIR summore... xia suay uniform grp onli... shld wake up his blardy idea... knnccb.... shout at moi summore... shld not haf helped him... n juz let him die... whole dae go awae n **** ard wif sum *****... nb... both gort AP... n i dun mean the AP in AP, GP... sum more hard feelins were stirred when sum guy said sum harsh tingz to a gal... hai~... onli 3 daes n all dis shit had to happen... bud look on the brite side... made mani frenz... gort real close to most of dem except the *****es whum i wanna whack... sum couple was alwaes hushin ard... spent mani private moments 2gether... well dey r moi gd frenz... wad can i sae... we r old enuff... dey can do wad dey wan... bud muz remember dat wadever dey do... DUN GET CAUGHT... dun get all mushi in front of teachers... u r onli gonna get shit...

i guess dats all... learnt alot frm the mistakes of others...

hai~ dunno y all of a sudden i start missin HWA CHONG... lyfe sux...

QUOTE OF THE DAY
"What you cannot defend, You do not own."
- Tan Hoe Teck

JOKE OF THE DAY
A blonde is visiting Washington, DC. This is her first time to the city, so she wants to see the capitol building. Unfortunately, she
can't find it, so she asks a police officer for directions.
"Excuse me, officer," the blonde says, "how do I get to the capitol building?"
The officer says, "Wait here at this bus stop for the number 54 bus. It'll take you right there."
The blonde thanks the officer and he drives off. Three hours later the police officer comes back to the same area, and sure enough the
blonde is still waiting at the same bus stop. The officer gets out of his car and says, "Excuse me, but to get to the capitol building,
I said to wait here for the number 54 bus. That was three hours ago. Why are you still waiting?"
The blonde says, "Don't worry, officer, it won't be long now. The 45th bus just went by!"

wah.... damm sianz... juz bought jay chou's new album "BA DU KONG JIAN"... not bad lar... bud its not compatible wif CS... cannot listen to the CD when u plaein CS... the 1st track keeps repeatin over n over again... kaoz... wad in the world ish rong wif it man??

came up wif a new resolution to try not to use vulgarities in normal speech... cos sum gal out dere complained abt it... since pple complain... i try to change... bud honestli... i dun gif a ****...

haf to realli comment on ANHONG... he haf been writin blog everydae... cannot take it~... gort perserverance sia... power packed... andrew, ariel n gang oso stop writin liao... i oso guilty of dat... sho much try to change...

damm happie... finalli gort moi nametag... muz tink of a new crap story to tell pple now when dey ask moi abt moi nametag... kinda nice... dun u tink sho too...??

realli tried to do sumthin abt moi weight... dunno whether it worked anot... we shall juz haf to wait n see...

moi brudder did quite well 4 his tests... almost gort perfect scores... congrats on dat... hope he continues his streak... well... moi resultz r nuthin to be happie abt... haiz... muz realli stardee... yi han keeps gettin screwed n bitched by sum teacher abt his resultz... poor guy...

finalli gort the clearance 4 the astro expedition n future expeditions by moi doctor... gort moi jab too... wld be immune 4 another 5 yrs... aint dat cool...?? doc told moi not to overexert moiself... bud i m realli curious on how far can i realli go... doc oso told moi dat moi blood pressure was normal... @ least tingz aint lookin bad...

made the smoke-free announcement liao... sum teacker complained abt moi not greetin the skool n principal n the whole gin gang... well i agree it was moi fault... but he/she can juz keep her ******* comments to herself n shove it all the way up her ***... well... dat sure felt real good... paul was suanin moi the whole dae... the rest of the J2s too... blardy shu yi laugh sho loud... cld hear it all the way frm the top... n bodoh wee keat kept saein dat i was nervous n fumbled... wtf... it aint easi okae...

ben finalli gort his CD liao... made him happie... he better not make dis a habit... or i'll personalli pluck out his feathers...

charles david lazaroo ish gettin more n more irritatin... he n his fav gay... realli pushin moi limits... i feel moiself fallin over to the dark side n puttin an end to their pathetic lives...

QUOTE OF THE DAY
"It is no use saying, 'We are doing our best.' You have got to succeed in doing what is necessary."
- Sir Winston Churchill

JOKE OF THE DAY
A little boy goes up to his father and asks: "Dad, what's the difference between hypothetical and reality?"
The father replies: "Well son, I could give you the book definitions, but I feel it could be best to show you by example. Go upstairs and
ask your mother if she'd have sex with the mailman for $500,000."
The boy goes and asks his mother: "Mom, would you have sex with the mailman for $500,000?"
The mother replies: "Hell yes I would!"
The little boy returns to his father: "Dad, she said 'Hell yes I would!'"
The father then says: "Okay, now go and ask your older sister if she'd have sex with her principal for $500,000."
The boy asks his sister: "Would you have sex with your principal for $500,000?"
The sister replies: "Hell yes I would!"
He returns to his father: "Dad, she said 'Hell yes I would!'"
The father answers: "Okay son, here's the deal: Hypothetically, we're millionaires, but in reality, we're just living with a couple of whores."

had not been writin 4 a hell long tyme... to u dose out dere wonderin whether i m dead or alive... i m dead... NO WAY... u can't get rid of moi dat easili... i'm here 2 stay...

dis mornin... the assembly was okae except 4 the singin... realli cannot make it~... brudder paul was yakin awae as if dere was no tmr... boi was it cool dat i ended... but at the same tyme... wad better way to waste tyme... PTM starts todae... had to do council duty n had to plae SHU YI n VINCENT out... i feel real bad... real sorrie guyz... aniwae tok cock to MISS TEH, MRS TAI, MR TAN n a whole lot of teachers... was cranky to almost all the parents n dey sure enjoyed it... suan qorrine n yi han a lot.. tink i shldn't do sho much of it... later pissed dem off...

smsed one of moi close female frenz... did sumthin stoooooopid... made a joke abt "WET" n stuff lyke dat... den she neber reply... kaoz... wad an idiot i was man?? damm it... jiji alwaes does stoooopid tingz... realli cannot make it~

QUOTE OF THE DAY
"Beginning today, treat everyone you meet as if they were going to be dead by midnight. Extend to them all the care, kindness, and understanding you can muster, and do it with no thought of any reward. Your life will never be the same again."
- Og Mandino

JOKE OF THE DAY
One day, this man, Tony, died. When he was sent to be judged, he was told that he had committed a sin, and that he could not go to heaven right away. He asked what he did and God told him that he cheated on his income taxes, and that the only way he could get into heaven would be to sleep with a 500 pound, stupid, butt-ugly woman for the next five years and enjoy it. Tony decided that this was a small price to pay for an eternity in heaven. So off he went with this enormous woman, pretending to be happy.
As he was walking along, he saw his friend Carlos up ahead. Carlos was with an even bigger, uglier woman than he was with. When he approached Carlos he asked him what was going on, and Carlos replied, "I cheated on my income taxes and scammed the government out of a lot of money...even more then you did." They both shook their heads in understanding and figured that as long as they have to be with these women, they might as well hang out together to help pass the time.
Now Tony, Carlos, and their two beastly women were walking along, minding their own business when Tony and Carlos could have sworn that they saw their friend Jon up ahead, only this man was with an absolutely drop dead gorgeous supermodel / centerfold. Stunned, Tony and Carlos approached the man and in fact it was their friend Jon. They asked him how is he with this unbelievable goddess, while they were stuck with these god-awful women.
Jon replied, "I have no idea, and I'm definitely not complaining. This has been absolutely the best time of my life (and I'm dead,)
and I have five years of the best sex any man could hope for to look forward to. There is only one thing that I can't seem to understand.
After everytime we have sex, she rolls over and murmur's to herself, "Damn income taxes!"

haha... damm sianz.... neber rite 4 veri long liao.. too lazi... went to watch DOG SOLDIERS todae... quite a farked up show... not nice wan... damm disgustin... intestines n all... had a good review but dun believe it... the movie sucks... the speech dae todae quite sucki... all the standard drop... VS better improve... n wake up their idea...

jiji gif out liao... lyfe ish bleak...

QUOTE OF THE DAY
"Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and consciencious stupidity."
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

JOKE OF THE DAY
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to a Texan on an
overseas flight. After a few cocktails, the men began discussing
their home lives.

"Last night I made love to my wife four times," the Frenchman
bragged, "and this morning she made me delicious crepes and she
told me how much she adored me."

"Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times," the Italian
responded, "and this morning she made me a wonderful omelet and
told me she could never love another man."

When the Texan remained silent, the Frenchman smugly asked, "And
how many times did you make love to your wife last night?"

"Once," he replied.

"Only once?" the Italian arrogantly snorted. "And what did she
say to you this morning?"

"Don't stop."

wah... damm jialat... stayed in skool 4 maths... damm sian... haben do moi GP yet... best... gonna die liao... stayed in skool until abt 7+... den i accompany yihan whu accomapanied qorrine... veri tirin... the TAF trainin okae lar.. lookin 4ward to the weight trainin...

damm sad... tried callin again... she neber pick up... i noe she avoidin moi lar.. haiz... maebe i'll gif up... whu noes...

QUOTE OF THE DAY
"We are told never to cross a bridge until we come to it, but this world is owned by men who have 'crossed bridges' in their imagination far ahead of the crowd."
- Anon.

JOKE OF THE DAY
Three guys, a Polish guy, a Jewish guy and an Italian guy sign up for the police academy. The Jewish guy goes in first and the Captain says to him, "We have to ask you one question before we admit you in to the academy, Who killed Jesus?"
The Jewish guy says "The Romans did it."
The Captain says, "Right, you're admitted."
The Italian guy goes in next. The Captain asks him the same thing.
"We have to ask you one question first before you're admitted to the Police Academy. Who killed Jesus?"
The Italian guy says "The Romans did it."
The Captain says, "Right, you're admitted."
The Polish guy goes in and the Captain repeats the question.
The Polish guy says "Gee, I don't know." The Captain tells him to go home and think about it for a week and come back and tell
him. The Polish guy goes home and his wife asked him how his first day went at the academy, and he says to her, "You won't believe it! My first day on the job and they assigned me to a murder case!"

wah lema... damm sian... hab not been writin blog 4 a couple of daes... too lazi... had a department meetin todae... all was quite fine lar... but anhong neber go n the atmosphere veri tense... cld sense jingle's sadness... wonder wad cld i do to make her feel ani better... was tokin crap to ee suan todae... as usual... sean ish gettin on moi nerves wif his BU DONG ZHUANG DONG... blardy chin wOOOOOi leh... haben gotten the fotos yet.. mom saes fotos wld onli be out tmr... minsi... moi mother looks damm tired... sho ish her sister, shiying... moi aunt... den sean told moi he's moi uncle... puhlease... gimme a brk..

bought quite a few games on SATURDAE... havin a field dae wif games now... damm sad... utopia's age end liao... muz wait 4 a few more daes...

haiz... after much persuasion frm everyfren i cld remember... i finalli plucked the courage n called... but she neber pick up the fone... ish she avoidin moi...?? or ish she asleep...?? lets hope its the latter... jiji gonna try again...

QUOTE OF THE DAY
"A man desires praise that he may be reassured, that he may be quit of his doubting of himself; he is indifferent to applause when he is confident of success."
- Alec Waugh

JOKE OF THE DAY
Four married guys go golfing over the weekend and on Sunday during the 3rd hole the following conversation ensued. First Guy: "Man, you have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in
the house next weekend."
Second Guy: "That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool." Third Guy: "Man, you both have it
easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her."
They continue to play the hole when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they ask him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come golfing this weekend. What's the deal?"
Fourth Guy: "That's easy! I just set my alarm for 5:30am. When it goes off, I shut off my alarm, give the wife a poke and say, 'Golf Course or Intercourse?'
So she says, 'Wear your sweater.'"

ps. sean dun do anithin stoopid abt u n ur hwa chong frenz... juz remember... u r not the onli one wif frenz... haf a nice dae... ^_^

haiz... damm sad.. sad stuff happen to one of the councilors... dun wanna mention the name n incident... dun wanna make tingz worse 4 the person... stayed in skool 2dae until 5+ for TAF... kinda cool~... tink of goin dere more often... finalli finished moi maths file... sure took long to finish it... damm sian... cannot go 4 SR investiture... cos i gort learnin journey... hansel still ask moi to take care of ee suan... too bad i not goin... wan to go... wan to visit junming n gang... too bad gort no chance... hai~ i oso cannot go 4 the SA wan becos circumstances dun permit... dis ish damm sucki okae... cannot go see moi cousin n the chiobus... dis sucks man...

eh gabriel png... u blardy ass... go canada liao... den neber email moi 4 sho long... u good... neber keep in contact wif us... busi lor... win liao lor... go dere jio gurlz den 4get abt good frenz... hai... sho disappointed in u...

QUOTE OF THE DAY
"Clear your mind must be, if you are to discover the real villains behind this plot."
- Yoda

JOKE OF THE DAY
There was a virgin who wanted to marry a farmer boy. One day, she
went to his parents' house for dinner. When they got done eating
dinner, they decided to go for a walk through the pasture.
While they were walking they came upon the 2 horses that were
mating. She looks at them with wonder because she's never seen
anything like this before so she asks the boy, "What are they doing?"

He says "They're making love."

"Well, what's that long thing his sticking in there?" She asks?

"Oh, uh, that's his rope" he answered.

"Well, what are those two round things on the other end?" she ask.

He says "Those are his knots"

She says, "Oh, Ok I got it."

As they continue their stroll, they come to a barn and go in. She
looks at him and says, "I want you to make love to me the way those
animals were."

Surprised and excited, the boy agrees. While they're getting at all
hot and heavy, she grabs his balls and squeezes.

"Whoa, what are you doing?" he shouts.

The girl innocently replies, "I'm untying the knots so I'll
get more rope."