Thursday, July 25, 2002

had not been writin 4 a hell long tyme... to u dose out dere wonderin whether i m dead or alive... i m dead... NO WAY... u can't get rid of moi dat easili... i'm here 2 stay...

dis mornin... the assembly was okae except 4 the singin... realli cannot make it~... brudder paul was yakin awae as if dere was no tmr... boi was it cool dat i ended... but at the same tyme... wad better way to waste tyme... PTM starts todae... had to do council duty n had to plae SHU YI n VINCENT out... i feel real bad... real sorrie guyz... aniwae tok cock to MISS TEH, MRS TAI, MR TAN n a whole lot of teachers... was cranky to almost all the parents n dey sure enjoyed it... suan qorrine n yi han a lot.. tink i shldn't do sho much of it... later pissed dem off...

smsed one of moi close female frenz... did sumthin stoooooopid... made a joke abt "WET" n stuff lyke dat... den she neber reply... kaoz... wad an idiot i was man?? damm it... jiji alwaes does stoooopid tingz... realli cannot make it~

QUOTE OF THE DAY
"Beginning today, treat everyone you meet as if they were going to be dead by midnight. Extend to them all the care, kindness, and understanding you can muster, and do it with no thought of any reward. Your life will never be the same again."
- Og Mandino

JOKE OF THE DAY
One day, this man, Tony, died. When he was sent to be judged, he was told that he had committed a sin, and that he could not go to heaven right away. He asked what he did and God told him that he cheated on his income taxes, and that the only way he could get into heaven would be to sleep with a 500 pound, stupid, butt-ugly woman for the next five years and enjoy it. Tony decided that this was a small price to pay for an eternity in heaven. So off he went with this enormous woman, pretending to be happy.
As he was walking along, he saw his friend Carlos up ahead. Carlos was with an even bigger, uglier woman than he was with. When he approached Carlos he asked him what was going on, and Carlos replied, "I cheated on my income taxes and scammed the government out of a lot of money...even more then you did." They both shook their heads in understanding and figured that as long as they have to be with these women, they might as well hang out together to help pass the time.
Now Tony, Carlos, and their two beastly women were walking along, minding their own business when Tony and Carlos could have sworn that they saw their friend Jon up ahead, only this man was with an absolutely drop dead gorgeous supermodel / centerfold. Stunned, Tony and Carlos approached the man and in fact it was their friend Jon. They asked him how is he with this unbelievable goddess, while they were stuck with these god-awful women.
Jon replied, "I have no idea, and I'm definitely not complaining. This has been absolutely the best time of my life (and I'm dead,)
and I have five years of the best sex any man could hope for to look forward to. There is only one thing that I can't seem to understand.
After everytime we have sex, she rolls over and murmur's to herself, "Damn income taxes!"

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