knnccb... saw the farkin astro bitch 2dae... damm dao... sae hi to her but she ignored moi... knn... farkin attitude... AP... show moi dis kind of crap attitude... neber die b4 izzit...??

saw mauricette earli in the mornin... she juz finished mornin run... lek neber go... aiyoh LEK ar... u cannot make it~... better train more... if not... when ur 2.4 lose her den i laugh @ u...

neber go 4 the dance practise todae... din noe abt it until LAH LAH told moi juz not... i muz work hard n learn the dance well...

haiz... feelin damm loneli... y i dun haf a companion... sho sad... guess onli GOD can explain...

QUOTE OF THE DAY
"Don't take life seriously because you can't come out of it alive."
- Warren Miller

JOKE OF THE DAY
"99 Bottles of Beer" song gets stuck in an infinite loop

At the stroke of midnight on 12/31/1999, Windows 99* turns back into DOS 1.0; the Pentium* V turns back into an 8088, and the Handsome User is left holding a beautiful glass mouse.

Internet Movie Database now lists "1901: A Space Odyssey".

Bob Dole's age erroneously listed with only two digits.

Sales of Coca-Cola jump drastically after original cocaine-laden formula becomes legal again.

Software engineers point out that since computers think it's almost 1900, we technically have to "party like it's 1899" (which, frankly,
doesn't seem like that much fun).

Microsoft declares the year 1900 to be the new standard of the "Gatesian" Calendar.

Jesus shows up late for His Second Coming; blames it on COBOL programmers.

Using a computerized adoption service, Michael Jackson mistakenly takes home some octogenarians.

Unexpected demand for COBOL programmers results in severe personnel shortage at McDonald's restaurants.