went facil trainin todae... okae lar... not too badz... but cld alwaes be better... aniwae... a bit sucki dat i see the whole O1... mass dance n all... n noe it much better den the average facil... yet i cld not be part of the magic... guess the magic ish the same on either end... the receivin end or the givin end... but i rather be on the givin end...
yee... regardin ur blog... tru... i shld move on frm past shit... n i did... juz pissed wif the fact dat sum pple juz cannot move on... dey juz keepin diggin all the dirt in the past n layin it all in front of u... dat i cannot stand n will not tolerate...

"WHAT A WONDERFUL JOB DONE!" dese r the words pple said to moi n wad i wld sae to the rest of the wonderful cast of christmas plae 2002... 3 wks of rehearsals... 3 wks of stress... 3 wks of torture... 3 wks of holidaes taken awae... but 4 the few mins on stage... it was all worth it... b4 the big thing... everione was excited... nervous... but when dey gort on stage... aft the 1st few secs... everione njoyed it n dey did not wan dat moment to end... the atmosphere... the audience... the applause... its sho addictive... u juz cant seem to get enuff... now dat the plae ish over... n we did such a wonderful job... we shld gif ourselves a pat on the back... thanx to desmond, johnny, oon seng, jiarong, edison n junming 4 juz bein dere 4 moi... now dat everythin ish over... i kinda wished dat it din... juz wish dat the same cast wld be gathered again 4 sumthin big lyke dis once more... to summarise everythin in one word... SPECTACULAR... err... can we do dis again...??

ps. realli thanks to johnny whu was dere since 4... the 1st 2 arrive...
realli sorrie to junming... 4 unable to spend sum tyme...

yoyo peepz... tonite ish the big nite which a lot of pple haf been workin hard 4... its the xmas plae 2002... if u've gort nuthin to do... go watch it... if u've sumthin to do... screw wadever u gotta do... n go watch it... u wldn't wanna miss it 4 the world... sho wish us luck... n until den... u better be dere...

i m not gonna bitch in dis post... had been doin it 4 a long tyme... a long while... wanted to express moi tots n feelins...

tired... shagged... n sum idert out dere better be grateful to moi... damm tired... but not realli in the mood to sleep... sleepin... waste of tyme... tyme pass sho fast when u asleep... if i dun bitch in dis blog... feel damm weird sia... dunno y... moi mind ish in a whirl... n i m not dat negative...nuthin much to bitch at... i haf been crappin rite... but honestli... i dun gif a damm... well... u r bored enuff to be here aniwae... n i nid not ans to u... sho... too bad wor... wah... u realli buay sianz seh... still readin dis crap... get a lyfe lar... move on man...

kaoz... borin dae todae... din do anithin much... went to catch harry potter wif junming... hell long din see him liao... caught up wif him... met sho mani pple whu i noe 2dae.. dey juz din seem to end... the list juz kept cumin... on n on... frm hougang all da wae to tampines n back to hougang... screwed man... saw assurah n rauda 1st on bus 72... den mun jing outside macs... den sum vs guy whu happened to be moi junior inside TM... den marcus n pang outside cinema toilet... juz went i tot it was the end... i saw vivian at heartland mall... tok abt coincidence... tink sumtin big cld be happenin... u better pray u r on moi side...

wah lema... the great jiji has not spoken for a hell long tyme... miss moi anot... u better lor.. if u noe wads good 4 u.. but dun tink u will lar.. too stupid liao... moi deepest sympathies... wah... damm bitchy rite... bet u all pullin ur hair out now... but too bad... u cant do anithin abt it... gort guts... email moi lar.. i guess i gotta teach u how to email rite... u muz wait lar... when i m not so busi doin impt stuff... maebe i'll spend sum of moi precious tyme on ur pathetic lyfe...

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ps. bitch back lar...

haha... been accused of bein a buaya... swirley leh... maebe... a wee bit lar... but i sure i not dat bad rite... not sho horni n stuff... btw... onli frenli to dem... no interest wadsoever... cos deres dis damm special girl in moi heart... summone which i had juz irritated last nite... cos i was too lame... haiz... alwaes screw up when i haf the chance... wad a loser sia...

went to dinner wif mr. tham, kok long n vincent... mr. tham blanjah... feel sho bad... everytyme make him blanjah... haha... but look... he's workin... okae... still damm broke... blardy hell...

was at the bowling tournament yesterdae... quite cool... finalli saw zihui... stupid kok wai... fake moi 4 2 whole yrs... veri good... u realli veri good...

juz had a shouting match at moi mom... feelin damm bad now... but dun tink i wld apologise... cos i din do anithin wrong... she started it 1st okae...

haiz... miss her until goin crazi liao... muz move to woodbridge soon...

realised dat backstreet boys damm nice... love deir music... gonna drive nic mad wif moi bsb antics man...

QUOTE OF THE DAY
"Life is like monopoly. You got to pay your debts before you are allowed to move on. If you do not pay your debts this time, sooner or later, it would catch up with you."
- Vincent Tan

JOKE OF THE DAY
A very important event is going to happen on May the 4th. I'm telling you so early because it's so important. I urge each of you to mark that date on your calendars with the letters BU. It's very important that you include the letter B with the letter U; you may miss the importance of the event without it. So go now, and mark your calendars. Keep repeating to yourselves as you walk to the calendar, so you don't forget:
May the 4th, B with U; May the 4th, B with U...

ps. nic... if u r readin dis... i noe whu u lyke... BWAHAHAHA... better treat moi to a good dinner 4 helpin u get info n keepin moi mouth shut... cool~... one meal down liao.... BWAHAHAHAHA...

b4 i forget... its michelle's bdae todae... sho here's a veri happie bdae to her... shame on u kenny... 4 breakin her pressie... aniwae... michelle... i'll gif u ur pressie on grad nite... if u noe wad i mean... sho all da best to u...

haiz... sho sianz... sho mani pple gort their sup paper liao... i haben get it yet... wad the fark man... lyfe sux... take drugs... lets hope pple do sumthin abt it... cos i aint ready to go... at least not yet...

listenin to backstreet boys lyke mad now... even though its a bit screwed up cos dey r a boyband... but i lyke the lyrics of deir songz... quite cool~... sho wad can u do abt it..?? shoot moi lar... if u dare...

juz gort moiself a new email add... sho cool n sho great dat i haf not started usin it yet... but when i do... u all wld be damm shocked sia... eat my shorts...

been low on cash lateli... gonna find sum wae to make moni quick n fast... sell backside...?? maebe... i'll consider... dun mind be the sole distributor of asses in dis southeast asia region... gonna make it big... soon... i hope... sellin asses...

aniwae... sum pple out dere haben fufill deir duty of a listenin fren... i wonder whu ish it... u noe whu u r... sho work hard on it...

slowli... everythin muz be done slowli... sum tingz muz wait...

i was askin pple dis qns... if u were given a chance to relive a year of ur life n the power to change it 4 the better... when n wad wld it be... i had received ans such as sec 4 n j1... but personalli... i wld not use the whole yr @ one go... i wld split it up n i wld correct all moi mistakes n save sum 4 future use... but i haf a feelin even though i had corrected all moi mistakes... moi lyfe wld neber be perfect... as i m sure dat i wld be too busi makin brand new ones even if i dun repeat the old ones...

deir r sum pple out dere whu u dunno whether u can trust... datz sad man... callin u fren... but gif u awae at the slightest chance... wtf ish it man... i wonder wads up deir asses...

juz finished d/l lilo n stich OST... haben done much 4 kok long yet... not in the mood... u juz gotta wait boi...

sho mani pple lookin sho sad... sho mani pple lookin sho tired... smile man... its not the end of the world yet... wad a pity...

aniwae... u pple haf not bitched at moi 4 a long tyme... too hum izzit... send moi a mail soon... sho i can bitch back... for the truli darin onli... n 4 u STUPID pple out dere whu haf no idea wad in the blue hell ish moi email add... its cajunho51@yahoo.com n its found all over the blog... i even made it BOLD and ITALIC for u...sho u better see it... haf a feelin... u r juz too farkin blind to see it... datz sad man... now... go get a lyfe...

QUOTE OF THE DAY
"Ohana means family, family means nobody gets left behind. Or forgotten."
- Lilo

JOKE OF THE DAY
A couple are driving along the freeway and the husband, who is driving, is complaining about everything ... the heat, the long drive, the bad drivers, the country, etc ... and his wife is getting tired of his depressing talk. So she says to him: "One more complaint and I'll cut your penis off with my pen-knife"! About half an hour later, he starts complaining again, and before he could blink his wife pulls out her knife, slices the guy's dick off, and throws it out the window. Driving behind the couple's car is a family of three : husband, wife, and a 8 year old daughter. The penis lands on their car's windshield, and the father, in an absolute panic (as he doesn't want his daughter to see the penis), quickly turns on the windshield wipers (to get the dick off the windshield, and out of view of his daughter). The observant daughter asks: "Daddy, what was that?" Her father, still in a panic, says, "Oh it was only a.....uh........butterfly dear". "Must've been a big butterfly," replied the daughter... "Did you see the size of it's dick!"

went to CAC's retreat 4 the past 3 daes... damm cool~ met quite a few pple dere... ha...found moiself another mother... emily... moi new mother... damm nice... remind moi of mother minsi... one peel apple.. the other cut pear... damm nice... both of dem real great...

if onli more of nice pple lyke dem exsisted... the world wld be a much cooler place..

gort much closer to everyone dere... esp. kenneth, yihan, ariel, weiqin, lionel n all of the CAC pple... in fact... i tink i gort close to everyone... ha

aft the retreat... most tings gort better... sum tings remain the wae dey r... but feel damm good... felt appreaciated... acknowledged... n loved.. shld cum more often...

QUOTE OF THE DAY
"There is a difference between knowing the path and walking the path."
- Morpheus

JOKE OF THE DAY
Dum and Dummer were roughing in a house when Dummer
sees Dum throwing away half the nails.

"Hold it!", says Dummer."Why are you throwing all those nails away?"
"Because.", says Dum. "The heads are on the wrong end."

"You dummy!", replies Dummer... they are not."
Those are just for the other side of the house!"

ps. realli a huge thanx 4 all dose whu made moi feel better... hope i had an impact on ur lives the wae u all had on mine... positive... enrichin... n unforgetable...

wah... hell long neber update liao... miss moi anot...?? gimme kisses lar... not excatli depressed animore... feel dat i'm the happiest person alive... no matter the outcome of tingz... no one can be happier den moi... cos i haf memories...

QUOTE OF THE DAY
"Survival Of The Fittest: There is no good or bad, right or wrong, only power and those too weak to get it."
- Humphrey Soh

JOKE OF THE DAY
This lady went to a tattoo artist and told him she wanted a turkey tattooed on the upper most inner side of her left thigh. He had seen weirder so he didn't think too much about it.
Then she wanted a Santa tattooed on the upper most inner side of her right thigh.
After he finished the last tattoo, he just couldn't help asking her, "Why the turkey and Santa?"
She replied, "I'm tired of my husband complaining that there is never anything good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas!!!"

lyfe ish full of rejection... at least mine ish... lyfe sucks... but lyke wad viz said... i wld work on it...

juz realise y i lyke jay chou's songs sho much... cos it seems all the rejection songs seem to apply to me... go jay...

i told her i lyke her... but i gort rejected... nvm... i'll juz try again...

QUOTE OF THE DAY
"Life is full of ups and downs. The sooner you get over a DOWN, the sooner you get to a UP."
- Vincent Tan

ps. sorrie dat dere aint a joke todae cos i DUN feel lyke givin u one...

went walkin wif wee keat yesterdae... looked 4 tuxedosam... if u haf ani news of it... lemme noe...took bus frm TM to EXPO... train frm EXPO to RAFFLES PLACE... walked from RAFFLES PLACE to BOAT QUAY den CLARK QUAY den DAIMARU... took bus to MARINA den walked to SUNTEC... frm SUNTEC to SHAW HOUSE den to BUGIS... did all dis in abt 4 to 5 hrs... but still cannot find... he's one of moi best fren... sho walk to the ends of the earth oso okae...

sprained moi ankle todae... durin PE... pain okae... realised i suck totalli aft not touchin the ball 4 one n a half yrs...

saw her todae... the gal of moi dreamz... we look at each other n greeted each other awkwardly... gort sho much tingz to tell her but no gutz... i tink she noe... wad shld i do...?? haiz...

QUOTE OF THE DAY
Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example.
- Francois de La Rochefoucauld

JOKE OF THE DAY
A young man took a blind date to an amusement park.
They went for a ride on the Ferris wheel. The ride completed, she seemed rather bored.
"What would you like to do next?" he asked.
"I wanna be weighed," she said. So the young man took her over to the weight guesser.
"One-twelve," said the man at the scale, and he was absolutely right.
Next they rode the roller coaster. After that, he bought her some popcorn and cotton candy, then he asked what else she would like to do.
"I wanna be weighed," she said.
I really latched onto a square one tonight, thought the young man, and using the excuse he had developed a headache, he took the girl home.
The girl's mother was surprised to see her home so early, and asked, "What's wrong, dear, didn't you have a nice time tonight?"
"Wousy!" said the girl.

went 4 the astro quiz yesterdae at NTU... dat place blardy big... almost gort lost... the quiz damm borin... i was reserve... sho i juz slacked... saw CJ kena slaughtered... the finals was quite excitin n we saw the true colours of RJ... dey were whiners... n cldnt make it...

had a tok wif a best fren the nite b4... tok abt a lot of tingz...

a best fren sent moi the followin sms n i found it damm tru... here it goes... a relationship dat starts too earli will neber end up good... ** n **** is a good example... now u've gort all the time in the world... u shld build up a strong foundation 1st...

go visit dis webbie n do the test... http://cajunho51.friendtest.com/

quite sad... tingz not goin well i tink... haiz... but i finalli noe her bdae... cool~

QUOTE OF THE DAY
"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams."
- Eleanor Roosevelt

JOKE OF THE DAY
For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park until one day, an angel came down from heaven. "You've been such exemplary statues," the angel said, "that I'm going to give you a special gift. I'm going to bring you both to life for thirty minutes, during which time you can do anything you want." And with a clap of his hands, the angel brought the statues to life.
The two approached each other a bit shyly and dashed for the bushes, from whence there came a good deal of giggling, laughter, and shaking of branches.
Fifteen minutes later, the two statues emerged from the bushes with wide grins on their faces.
"You still have fifteen more minutes," said the angel, winking at them.
Grinning even more broadly, the female statue turned to the male statue and said, "Great! Only this time you hold the pigeon down and I'll shit on it's head!"

went back to skool 4 astro todae... hardli did ani studyin... went late... abt 45mins late... but tan hoe teck went even later... sho i not considered late... saw quite a few pple in skool todae... anhong sho dao... neber tok 2 moi... zhang oso... oso veri dao... dats y i call him dao zhang now... oso saw mother n sis... made 2 frenz too... even though i 4gort deir names...

aft astro... went PS wif kenneth aka goofy, hansel n lek... wanted to eat pizza hut buffet... but gone liao... cos its a lunch... sho we neber eat pizza hut lor... in the end... ate food court... but we ate a lot... hell lot... aft lunch... went to catch a movie... unfaithful... cos pple said it was nice... but whu noe sho borin... cheat moi moni... stoopid viz...

saw a lot of pple dere todae... wait 4 vaness or wadever his name is... dat guy frm F4 lar... dey siao wan... start waitin frm b4 11 when the ting starts at 6.30... siao ar... hope it rain man... den dey wld spend deir tyme doin meaninful stuff...

followed wee keat to meet mauricette... when he saw her... i chao... dun lyke to be litebulb... cos i din lyke it when others were moi litebulb... waited at the bus stop outside heeren 4 ages... den realise dat the buses bypasss dat bus stop to the nxt one... realli made moi feel lyke an idiot...

spoke to a veri close fren abt moi crush todae... he said the same ting as moi previous fren... go 4 it... go jio the gurl... dun care abt others tink... wadever the outcome... i wld noe dat at least i tried... wad sound advice...

QUOTE OF THE DAY
Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men.
- Martin Luther King Jr.

JOKE OF THE DAY
Bartender looks down to the end of the bar and sees a guy with his head down who hasn't touched his drink for over a half an hour. He heads over to talk to him.
Bartender: "Hey pal, is something wrong?"
The Guy: "Yeah, I'm really depressed"
Bartender: "Why, what's the matter?"
The Guy: "I caught my wife in bed with my best friend"
Bartender: "Wow, that's horrible. What did you do?"
The Guy: "I kicked her out of the house, sent her packing, it's over"
Bartender: "That's pretty drastic, what did you do to your best friend?"
The Guy: "I sat him down, tied him up, looked him straight in the eye and said -
Bad Dog! Bad Dog!"

haiz... sibei slack... haf not done anithin much... dun even tink haf done anithin at all...

yesterdae was teachers' dae... the performance was commented dat it wad much better den past yrs... but alot of miscommunication had resulted... din feel the joyous spirit of teachers' dae at all... not in cj... not in vs... dats sad... feel dat lyfe ish veri sad now... plannin to live it to the fullest...

yesterdae was a damm farked up dae... but at least i gort to see moi sec. skool teachers... realli felt lyke cryin when i saw dem... missed dem hell lot... damm grateful 4 wad dey had done 4 moi... i m sure moi frenz feel the same... teachers r the most wonderful people... the way dey touch ur lives in such a special way ish unqiue... was tokin 2 miss toh last nite... saw tru a lot of stuff abt lyfe n such... realli missed the daes when we plaed hard n stardeed hard... okae... maebe stardee not dat hard... but harder den usual... dose were the daes when u can feel the love teachers haf 4 u n dats realli heartwarmin... lets hope tingz wld go back to the wae dey were... if not singapore wld be headin in the same direction...

now lets begin on the farked up dae... was late 4 the briefin... had to do the nuggets 4 moi klass... relativeli veri 'on'... but sum individuals juz totalli spoiled the spirit... dat was damm pissin... i din touch a single morsel of food frm the potluck... onli took sum drinks sponsored by vincent, shuyi n kok long... too pissed to eat anithin... regreted... cos damm hungry aft dat... aft potluck had a GM... maebe it was the best tyme...bud it realli slowed down dose whu wanted to go back to deir sec. skool...

when i reached VS... it was rainin... saw all the students rush out of skool depite the rain... the spirit of wishin teachers was juz not dere animore...went up to GEP room... collected moi o level cert... wished teachers along the wae... saw miss toh n miss lau... sat in GEP room 2 tok cock 4 a while... finalli mrs raja came... wished her happie teachers' dae... took a foto wif her n ben... had to leave due to the newater sem... rushed a cab down CJ...

all was quite okae at CJ... den we went to ACS... the journey dere n back was quite crappy lar... a lot of singin of crappy songz... sean asled stoooopid qns @ the newater sem lor... damm stoopid sia... how can pure water be corrosive... lyke wad miss toh n ben wld sae... wun pure stupidity be corrosive... if so... y din it kill him yet...?? stun newater... free mah... okae lar quite nice... taste lyke cheapskate mineral water... sean gort a reporter to interview moi as moi chinese not bad... but all i said to her was... RESPECT... n i din look good yesterdae... not interested... buai... wah... damm song... sho xialan... whu asked her to xialan our CJCians 1st... keep saein deir chinese cannot make it... wad the fark... she tink she damm power ar...??

aft the newater sem... den i went back to CJ... changed a shirt den took bus to city hall... waited 4 yangwei dere... when yangwei appeared... he kept insistin on goin to orchard when everyone was damm tired... in the end walked to suntec... on the wae... he kept digressin... kept lookin at crap... i was starvin lyke fark oreadi... den he still fark ard... tot we were gonna eat sumthin good den can treat miss toh... in the end... went to marina food court to eat... wad the fark... went to buy stitch wif ben aft dat... yang wei kept askin weekeat to go his hse... den weekeat agreed lor... went back wif churn yeow, ben n miss toh... i n ben walked miss toh back... ben took a cab on the wae... i n miss toh spoke 4 quite a while n moi mom was quite pissed dat i returned late... n dat marked the end of moi farked up dae...

was tokin to a gd fren last nite 4 quite a bit... oso spoke quite a lot... was tokin to him abt moi crush in CJ... he asked moi to go 4 it as she was a veri nicu gurl... bud i juz dun haf the confidence in moiself in the matters of the hrt... cum on man... whu wld wanna date moi... besides... she's chio n she's nice... y wld she even consider moi... onli hope dat tingz between moi n her wun turn out lyke the previous crush i had... it was totalli screwed... we dun even communicate animore... n it seemed dat he had noticed moi feelins 4 her quite earli on... quite power ar he... i muz sae... he's a veri gd fren... a veri close buddy... i salute u moi fren...

read anhong's blog... felt wad he said was quite tru... haf classic examples lyke dat frm moi fren... a fren whum i dun feel lyke i noe... he seems lyke a stranger now... not the buddy whu i can call animore... juz lost a fren aft he came to jc... dats sad... lets hope he wld change 4 the better... if not he wld haf to learn it the hard wae...

it seemed i realli blogged quite a bit todae... not bad... feelin quite proud sia... power to the pple... lets hope everyone's lyfes turn 4 the better...

QUOTE OF THE DAY
Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings.
- Laurence J. Peter

JOKE OF THE DAY
Mother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her youngest daughter walks in.
Child: Mother, where do babies come from?
Mom: Well dear...a mommy and daddy fall in love and get married. one night they go into their room...they kiss and hug and have sex.
(The daughter looks puzzled.)
Mom continues: That means the daddy puts his penis in mommy's vagina. That's how you get a baby, honey.
Child: Oh I see, but the other night when I came into your and daddy's room, you had daddy's penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?
Mom: Jewelry, dear.

ps. here's a xtra joke 4 u pple...

A husband and his wife advertised for a live-in maid to cook and do the housework. A likely-looking girl came in from the country, and they hired her. She worked out fine, was a good cook, was polite, and kept the house neat.

One day, after about six months, she came in and said she would have to quit.
"But why?" asked the disappointed wife.

She hemmed and hawed and said she didn't want to say, but the wife was persistent, so finally she said, "Well, on my day off a couple of months ago I met this good-looking fellow from over in the next county, and well, I'm pregnant."

The wife said, "Look, we don't want to lose you. My husband and I don't have any children, and we'll adopt your baby if you will stay."

She talked to her husband; he agreed, and the maid said she would stay. The baby came, they adopted it, and all went well.

After several months though, the maid came in again and said that she would have to quit. The wife questioned her, found out that she was pregnant again, talked to her husband, and offered to adopt the baby if she would stay. She agreed, had the baby, they adopted it, and life went on as usual.

In a few months, however, she again said she would have to leave. Same thing. She was pregnant. They made the same offer, she agreed, and they adopted the third baby. She worked for a week or two, but then said, "I am definitely leaving this time."

"Don't tell me you're pregnant again?" asked the lady of the house.
"No," she said, "there are just too many kids here to pick up after!"

knnccb... saw the farkin astro bitch 2dae... damm dao... sae hi to her but she ignored moi... knn... farkin attitude... AP... show moi dis kind of crap attitude... neber die b4 izzit...??

saw mauricette earli in the mornin... she juz finished mornin run... lek neber go... aiyoh LEK ar... u cannot make it~... better train more... if not... when ur 2.4 lose her den i laugh @ u...

neber go 4 the dance practise todae... din noe abt it until LAH LAH told moi juz not... i muz work hard n learn the dance well...

haiz... feelin damm loneli... y i dun haf a companion... sho sad... guess onli GOD can explain...

QUOTE OF THE DAY
"Don't take life seriously because you can't come out of it alive."
- Warren Miller

JOKE OF THE DAY
"99 Bottles of Beer" song gets stuck in an infinite loop

At the stroke of midnight on 12/31/1999, Windows 99* turns back into DOS 1.0; the Pentium* V turns back into an 8088, and the Handsome User is left holding a beautiful glass mouse.

Internet Movie Database now lists "1901: A Space Odyssey".

Bob Dole's age erroneously listed with only two digits.

Sales of Coca-Cola jump drastically after original cocaine-laden formula becomes legal again.

Software engineers point out that since computers think it's almost 1900, we technically have to "party like it's 1899" (which, frankly,
doesn't seem like that much fun).

Microsoft declares the year 1900 to be the new standard of the "Gatesian" Calendar.

Jesus shows up late for His Second Coming; blames it on COBOL programmers.

Using a computerized adoption service, Michael Jackson mistakenly takes home some octogenarians.

Unexpected demand for COBOL programmers results in severe personnel shortage at McDonald's restaurants.

juz came back frm malaysia... spent national day dere... it sucks okae... spendin ur own national dae in another country... n of all places... it was malaysia... went dere 4 the astro trip... learnt quite a lot of tingz... but quite disapointed in moiself... slept too much... neber manage to make milo 4 ODAC... din get 2 see sunrise... i muz make sure such shit dun happen again...

dere was alot of unhappiness in the trip... mainli becos VICTORIANS took the leadership role n sum ic CANNOT MAKE IT~... to be a leader ish to serve... sum idiot shld learn dat logic n not shout at us... NCC AIR summore... xia suay uniform grp onli... shld wake up his blardy idea... knnccb.... shout at moi summore... shld not haf helped him... n juz let him die... whole dae go awae n **** ard wif sum *****... nb... both gort AP... n i dun mean the AP in AP, GP... sum more hard feelins were stirred when sum guy said sum harsh tingz to a gal... hai~... onli 3 daes n all dis shit had to happen... bud look on the brite side... made mani frenz... gort real close to most of dem except the *****es whum i wanna whack... sum couple was alwaes hushin ard... spent mani private moments 2gether... well dey r moi gd frenz... wad can i sae... we r old enuff... dey can do wad dey wan... bud muz remember dat wadever dey do... DUN GET CAUGHT... dun get all mushi in front of teachers... u r onli gonna get shit...

i guess dats all... learnt alot frm the mistakes of others...

hai~ dunno y all of a sudden i start missin HWA CHONG... lyfe sux...

QUOTE OF THE DAY
"What you cannot defend, You do not own."
- Tan Hoe Teck

JOKE OF THE DAY
A blonde is visiting Washington, DC. This is her first time to the city, so she wants to see the capitol building. Unfortunately, she
can't find it, so she asks a police officer for directions.
"Excuse me, officer," the blonde says, "how do I get to the capitol building?"
The officer says, "Wait here at this bus stop for the number 54 bus. It'll take you right there."
The blonde thanks the officer and he drives off. Three hours later the police officer comes back to the same area, and sure enough the
blonde is still waiting at the same bus stop. The officer gets out of his car and says, "Excuse me, but to get to the capitol building,
I said to wait here for the number 54 bus. That was three hours ago. Why are you still waiting?"
The blonde says, "Don't worry, officer, it won't be long now. The 45th bus just went by!"

wah.... damm sianz... juz bought jay chou's new album "BA DU KONG JIAN"... not bad lar... bud its not compatible wif CS... cannot listen to the CD when u plaein CS... the 1st track keeps repeatin over n over again... kaoz... wad in the world ish rong wif it man??

came up wif a new resolution to try not to use vulgarities in normal speech... cos sum gal out dere complained abt it... since pple complain... i try to change... bud honestli... i dun gif a ****...

haf to realli comment on ANHONG... he haf been writin blog everydae... cannot take it~... gort perserverance sia... power packed... andrew, ariel n gang oso stop writin liao... i oso guilty of dat... sho much try to change...

damm happie... finalli gort moi nametag... muz tink of a new crap story to tell pple now when dey ask moi abt moi nametag... kinda nice... dun u tink sho too...??

realli tried to do sumthin abt moi weight... dunno whether it worked anot... we shall juz haf to wait n see...

moi brudder did quite well 4 his tests... almost gort perfect scores... congrats on dat... hope he continues his streak... well... moi resultz r nuthin to be happie abt... haiz... muz realli stardee... yi han keeps gettin screwed n bitched by sum teacher abt his resultz... poor guy...

finalli gort the clearance 4 the astro expedition n future expeditions by moi doctor... gort moi jab too... wld be immune 4 another 5 yrs... aint dat cool...?? doc told moi not to overexert moiself... bud i m realli curious on how far can i realli go... doc oso told moi dat moi blood pressure was normal... @ least tingz aint lookin bad...

made the smoke-free announcement liao... sum teacker complained abt moi not greetin the skool n principal n the whole gin gang... well i agree it was moi fault... but he/she can juz keep her ******* comments to herself n shove it all the way up her ***... well... dat sure felt real good... paul was suanin moi the whole dae... the rest of the J2s too... blardy shu yi laugh sho loud... cld hear it all the way frm the top... n bodoh wee keat kept saein dat i was nervous n fumbled... wtf... it aint easi okae...

ben finalli gort his CD liao... made him happie... he better not make dis a habit... or i'll personalli pluck out his feathers...

charles david lazaroo ish gettin more n more irritatin... he n his fav gay... realli pushin moi limits... i feel moiself fallin over to the dark side n puttin an end to their pathetic lives...

QUOTE OF THE DAY
"It is no use saying, 'We are doing our best.' You have got to succeed in doing what is necessary."
- Sir Winston Churchill

JOKE OF THE DAY
A little boy goes up to his father and asks: "Dad, what's the difference between hypothetical and reality?"
The father replies: "Well son, I could give you the book definitions, but I feel it could be best to show you by example. Go upstairs and
ask your mother if she'd have sex with the mailman for $500,000."
The boy goes and asks his mother: "Mom, would you have sex with the mailman for $500,000?"
The mother replies: "Hell yes I would!"
The little boy returns to his father: "Dad, she said 'Hell yes I would!'"
The father then says: "Okay, now go and ask your older sister if she'd have sex with her principal for $500,000."
The boy asks his sister: "Would you have sex with your principal for $500,000?"
The sister replies: "Hell yes I would!"
He returns to his father: "Dad, she said 'Hell yes I would!'"
The father answers: "Okay son, here's the deal: Hypothetically, we're millionaires, but in reality, we're just living with a couple of whores."

had not been writin 4 a hell long tyme... to u dose out dere wonderin whether i m dead or alive... i m dead... NO WAY... u can't get rid of moi dat easili... i'm here 2 stay...

dis mornin... the assembly was okae except 4 the singin... realli cannot make it~... brudder paul was yakin awae as if dere was no tmr... boi was it cool dat i ended... but at the same tyme... wad better way to waste tyme... PTM starts todae... had to do council duty n had to plae SHU YI n VINCENT out... i feel real bad... real sorrie guyz... aniwae tok cock to MISS TEH, MRS TAI, MR TAN n a whole lot of teachers... was cranky to almost all the parents n dey sure enjoyed it... suan qorrine n yi han a lot.. tink i shldn't do sho much of it... later pissed dem off...

smsed one of moi close female frenz... did sumthin stoooooopid... made a joke abt "WET" n stuff lyke dat... den she neber reply... kaoz... wad an idiot i was man?? damm it... jiji alwaes does stoooopid tingz... realli cannot make it~

QUOTE OF THE DAY
"Beginning today, treat everyone you meet as if they were going to be dead by midnight. Extend to them all the care, kindness, and understanding you can muster, and do it with no thought of any reward. Your life will never be the same again."
- Og Mandino

JOKE OF THE DAY
One day, this man, Tony, died. When he was sent to be judged, he was told that he had committed a sin, and that he could not go to heaven right away. He asked what he did and God told him that he cheated on his income taxes, and that the only way he could get into heaven would be to sleep with a 500 pound, stupid, butt-ugly woman for the next five years and enjoy it. Tony decided that this was a small price to pay for an eternity in heaven. So off he went with this enormous woman, pretending to be happy.
As he was walking along, he saw his friend Carlos up ahead. Carlos was with an even bigger, uglier woman than he was with. When he approached Carlos he asked him what was going on, and Carlos replied, "I cheated on my income taxes and scammed the government out of a lot of money...even more then you did." They both shook their heads in understanding and figured that as long as they have to be with these women, they might as well hang out together to help pass the time.
Now Tony, Carlos, and their two beastly women were walking along, minding their own business when Tony and Carlos could have sworn that they saw their friend Jon up ahead, only this man was with an absolutely drop dead gorgeous supermodel / centerfold. Stunned, Tony and Carlos approached the man and in fact it was their friend Jon. They asked him how is he with this unbelievable goddess, while they were stuck with these god-awful women.
Jon replied, "I have no idea, and I'm definitely not complaining. This has been absolutely the best time of my life (and I'm dead,)
and I have five years of the best sex any man could hope for to look forward to. There is only one thing that I can't seem to understand.
After everytime we have sex, she rolls over and murmur's to herself, "Damn income taxes!"

haha... damm sianz.... neber rite 4 veri long liao.. too lazi... went to watch DOG SOLDIERS todae... quite a farked up show... not nice wan... damm disgustin... intestines n all... had a good review but dun believe it... the movie sucks... the speech dae todae quite sucki... all the standard drop... VS better improve... n wake up their idea...

jiji gif out liao... lyfe ish bleak...

QUOTE OF THE DAY
"Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and consciencious stupidity."
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

JOKE OF THE DAY
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to a Texan on an
overseas flight. After a few cocktails, the men began discussing
their home lives.

"Last night I made love to my wife four times," the Frenchman
bragged, "and this morning she made me delicious crepes and she
told me how much she adored me."

"Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times," the Italian
responded, "and this morning she made me a wonderful omelet and
told me she could never love another man."

When the Texan remained silent, the Frenchman smugly asked, "And
how many times did you make love to your wife last night?"

"Once," he replied.

"Only once?" the Italian arrogantly snorted. "And what did she
say to you this morning?"

"Don't stop."

wah... damm jialat... stayed in skool 4 maths... damm sian... haben do moi GP yet... best... gonna die liao... stayed in skool until abt 7+... den i accompany yihan whu accomapanied qorrine... veri tirin... the TAF trainin okae lar.. lookin 4ward to the weight trainin...

damm sad... tried callin again... she neber pick up... i noe she avoidin moi lar.. haiz... maebe i'll gif up... whu noes...

QUOTE OF THE DAY
"We are told never to cross a bridge until we come to it, but this world is owned by men who have 'crossed bridges' in their imagination far ahead of the crowd."
- Anon.

JOKE OF THE DAY
Three guys, a Polish guy, a Jewish guy and an Italian guy sign up for the police academy. The Jewish guy goes in first and the Captain says to him, "We have to ask you one question before we admit you in to the academy, Who killed Jesus?"
The Jewish guy says "The Romans did it."
The Captain says, "Right, you're admitted."
The Italian guy goes in next. The Captain asks him the same thing.
"We have to ask you one question first before you're admitted to the Police Academy. Who killed Jesus?"
The Italian guy says "The Romans did it."
The Captain says, "Right, you're admitted."
The Polish guy goes in and the Captain repeats the question.
The Polish guy says "Gee, I don't know." The Captain tells him to go home and think about it for a week and come back and tell
him. The Polish guy goes home and his wife asked him how his first day went at the academy, and he says to her, "You won't believe it! My first day on the job and they assigned me to a murder case!"

wah lema... damm sian... hab not been writin blog 4 a couple of daes... too lazi... had a department meetin todae... all was quite fine lar... but anhong neber go n the atmosphere veri tense... cld sense jingle's sadness... wonder wad cld i do to make her feel ani better... was tokin crap to ee suan todae... as usual... sean ish gettin on moi nerves wif his BU DONG ZHUANG DONG... blardy chin wOOOOOi leh... haben gotten the fotos yet.. mom saes fotos wld onli be out tmr... minsi... moi mother looks damm tired... sho ish her sister, shiying... moi aunt... den sean told moi he's moi uncle... puhlease... gimme a brk..

bought quite a few games on SATURDAE... havin a field dae wif games now... damm sad... utopia's age end liao... muz wait 4 a few more daes...

haiz... after much persuasion frm everyfren i cld remember... i finalli plucked the courage n called... but she neber pick up the fone... ish she avoidin moi...?? or ish she asleep...?? lets hope its the latter... jiji gonna try again...

QUOTE OF THE DAY
"A man desires praise that he may be reassured, that he may be quit of his doubting of himself; he is indifferent to applause when he is confident of success."
- Alec Waugh

JOKE OF THE DAY
Four married guys go golfing over the weekend and on Sunday during the 3rd hole the following conversation ensued. First Guy: "Man, you have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in
the house next weekend."
Second Guy: "That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool." Third Guy: "Man, you both have it
easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her."
They continue to play the hole when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they ask him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come golfing this weekend. What's the deal?"
Fourth Guy: "That's easy! I just set my alarm for 5:30am. When it goes off, I shut off my alarm, give the wife a poke and say, 'Golf Course or Intercourse?'
So she says, 'Wear your sweater.'"

ps. sean dun do anithin stoopid abt u n ur hwa chong frenz... juz remember... u r not the onli one wif frenz... haf a nice dae... ^_^

haiz... damm sad.. sad stuff happen to one of the councilors... dun wanna mention the name n incident... dun wanna make tingz worse 4 the person... stayed in skool 2dae until 5+ for TAF... kinda cool~... tink of goin dere more often... finalli finished moi maths file... sure took long to finish it... damm sian... cannot go 4 SR investiture... cos i gort learnin journey... hansel still ask moi to take care of ee suan... too bad i not goin... wan to go... wan to visit junming n gang... too bad gort no chance... hai~ i oso cannot go 4 the SA wan becos circumstances dun permit... dis ish damm sucki okae... cannot go see moi cousin n the chiobus... dis sucks man...

eh gabriel png... u blardy ass... go canada liao... den neber email moi 4 sho long... u good... neber keep in contact wif us... busi lor... win liao lor... go dere jio gurlz den 4get abt good frenz... hai... sho disappointed in u...

QUOTE OF THE DAY
"Clear your mind must be, if you are to discover the real villains behind this plot."
- Yoda

JOKE OF THE DAY
There was a virgin who wanted to marry a farmer boy. One day, she
went to his parents' house for dinner. When they got done eating
dinner, they decided to go for a walk through the pasture.
While they were walking they came upon the 2 horses that were
mating. She looks at them with wonder because she's never seen
anything like this before so she asks the boy, "What are they doing?"

He says "They're making love."

"Well, what's that long thing his sticking in there?" She asks?

"Oh, uh, that's his rope" he answered.

"Well, what are those two round things on the other end?" she ask.

He says "Those are his knots"

She says, "Oh, Ok I got it."

As they continue their stroll, they come to a barn and go in. She
looks at him and says, "I want you to make love to me the way those
animals were."

Surprised and excited, the boy agrees. While they're getting at all
hot and heavy, she grabs his balls and squeezes.

"Whoa, what are you doing?" he shouts.

The girl innocently replies, "I'm untying the knots so I'll
get more rope."

wah lan... damm pissed... after readin pple's blog... moi name ish Zijie... not Zi Jie... damm...

haiz... damm sian... neber go out todae... neber ask her out too... todae was the perfect dae to do it... but i didnt... haiz... CIP yesterdae was damm crappy... sho tirin n borin.... lets hope dat i haf the strength to carry on wif it nxt wk... had a in depth conversation wif wee keat last nite... kinda cool lar... lets hope dat the guyz enjoyed demselves @ sentosa... maebe yihan n qorirne had fun? damm i miss her man... :P haiz... visit the new 28th Student Council College Promotions Blog

QUOTE OF THE DAY
"I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers."
- Mahatma Gandhi

JOKE OF THE DAY
A guy took a blonde out on a date. Eventually they ended up parked at a
"lovers point" where they started making out. After things started
getting pretty good, he thought he might get lucky, so he asked her,
"Do you want to get into the back seat?"

"NO!" she answered.

Okay, he thought, maybe she's not ready yet.
Now he has her shirt and skirt off, the windows are steamed, and things
are getting really hot, so he asks again, "Do you want to get into the
back seat?"

"NO!" she answers again.

Now he has her bra off, they're both very sweaty, and she even has his
pants unzipped. Okay, he thinks, she HAS to want it now.
"Do you want to get into the back seat NOW?" he asks again.

"NO!" she answers yet again.

Frustrated, he demands, "Well, why not!"

"Because I want to stay up here with you!"

yo... the big man ish back again... after 2 daes of absence... blardy hell damm tirin... the investiture was cool~ took the chance to take pics with mani pretty gurlz... damm shiok... the rehearsal was tough but it was all worth it... heard i gort the loudest applause.. izzit because i damm shuai?? jkjk... thanks 4 the support everione... saw our seniors cry deir heart out... especialli elise n terence... dey had realli bonded over the past yr... haf a feelin dat i m gonna cry too... n its gonna be even more tears den all of dem add together... after the investiture... went to marche 4 lunch... damm blardy ex sia... bud still haf to go sumwhere nice 4 a meal wif the whole of SC... aniwae SEAN SOH realli pissed moi off... gort into sho mani of moi fotos... knnccb... dat sux okae... dun be sho buay zhi dong lar dey...

the oral was okae lar... cld had done better...

went to watch "The Eye" aft oral... the story no scary... bud still freaked moi out... damm scared okae... shock aft shock... STOOPID shuyi n kok long juz keep laughin at moi... nabei... cannot understand the tots of a SENSITIVE NEW AGE GUY.... me...

aniwae... the previous stuff was a summary of the past 2 daes... todae...met kok long, yihan n viz... dey were goin to get pressie... had a heavy lunch of bak kut teh... damm shiok... yihan wanted moi to go get sum stuff wif him... didnt wan to... in the end convinced him to go town... kok long n him managed to get their pressie dere too... after dat plae LAN den cum home... neber meet shuyi... he sure damm pissed wan... yihan went 4 bdae party wif qorrine... to the host of the bdae party... u good... neber invite moi... juz jkin... hope dat u haf a great dae...


FEEDBACK

JIJI...
ferst time writing in to ur blog,second person feeding back,happi
anot.....i
ur gd frenz lelz!!!!hahaha
ok,SO I TINK...
shuyi,u tink u vv gd in ra lalz,ask mi go train my ra...tt time off
form k
or esh win liaoz!!!! i keep building ex troops k,not lyk u build those
cheap
cheap troops...quite efficient though!!!plae again lalz,u wun regret
teaming
up wif mi...hahaha :) but dun wanna plae now although CT juz over,there
iz
TOTALLY nuthing 4 mi to b happi bout...realli,my results r
lyk......haiz!!!
but nvm,gort PROMOS!!! muz study hard liaoz,no more last min...no more
fooling ard...tis iz my msg to jiji n co.,stop playing LAN liaoz,go
study!!!!!
jiji,i vv indecisive mehz...my cousin make mi indecisive mahz,actualli
i
know wad i wanna buy liaoz but she came along n start giving the GIRLS'
pt
of view,so i have 2 re-decide again...sorri lalz,at least we gort the
seats
n watch the match in comfort !!!BUT crap man the padang so big,i go 1
place,u all tell mi another place,IDIOTs!!!no money to buy tix 4 mi,$5
oso
dun hav,make mi squeeze lyk crazi 2 but my own tix...4get it lalz,had
great
fun tt dae kping n watchin the match...the atmosphere was totally
there!!!c
u there in 4 yrs time,tt's iz if i dun go GERMANY!!!hahahaha
n now tis iz to jiji,
JIA YOU!!!duun giv up k...follow ur dreams!!!!
n now 4 the last sect,jiji say SO U TINK!!! n everybodi say SO WE
TINK!!!!hahaha,tt's lame...okok,that's all...enuf crap frm mi

yI sHEN~~

REPLY

brudder... moi good fren... dun gif exscuses lar... a worker doesnt blame his tools... dun sae off form lar... u cannot make it~ u damm indecisive lar dey... lyke todae... look 4 pressie... whole dae sms... den u look at mirror den sae u damm shuai... u ultimate lor... can tell lies in public... sae urself shuai when i juz beside u... puhlease... u cannot make it~ n u damm blur... can get lost... padang not dat big okae... i damm poor lar.. not lyke u sho rich hor... sho when u tink we can discuss abt a PS2 4 moi...?? i help u to spend ur moni lar... brudder... GERMANY... dun make moi laugh... can find ur way dere anot?? if cannot... i fetch u dere wif moi personal jet lor... thanx 4 ur nice comments... i'll work hard... btw... u cannot make it~ sho u tink... sho i tink... sho we tink... power anot..??

FEEDBACK

jiji u better post this!!!!!!
eh ppl ask u to put topic of wk then u go put crap
u think essay writin ah?! lolz.....
oh yah u got no more cd hor then i pass u mine lor.....
eh how come got no han's reply.....
r u really studyin cos if not erm.......
erm........
dame

REPLY

win liao lor... ask moi to put topic... no one respond... dun wanna gif ideas still crap @ moi... dat reminds moi... u bitch bud still neber gif suggestion... hai... no use... guess i muz set another lame topic soon den u all wld respond... dun haf yihan's reply yet cos i haben read his email... haha... guess i lazi...

i damm happie sia... i ask her out... n she reject... nud she in damm good mood when she heard moi voice... dat means dat i still got chance... power... gonna try hard... yipppeee... sho happie...

QUOTE OF THE DAY
"O, it is excellent to have a giant's strength; but it is tyrannous to use it like a giant."
- William Shakespeare

JOKE OF THE DAY
juz 4 todae onli... u all get 2 jokes...

Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms.
The first dwarf not only can't get a hard-on, but all night he has
to listen to the other dwarf grunting, "One, two, three, uhh ..."

In the morning the second dwarf says to the first dwarf, "So how was it?"

The first dwarf says, "I can't believe how much it sucked.
I couldn't get a hard-on all night."

The second dwarf says, "You think that's bad - I couldn't even get
up on the bed."

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A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it's her turn, she climbs
up on Santa's lap. Santa asks, "What would you like Santa to bring you
for Christmas?"

The little girl replies, "I want a Barbie and G.I. Joe."
Santa looks at the little girl for a moment and says,
"I thought Barbie comes with Ken."

"No," said the little girl. "She comes with G.I.
Joe, she fakes it with Ken."

sho dats the end 4 dis update... send in more feedback n SEAN SOH... i m still damm pissed wif the stoopid foto taking shit... wake up ur blardy idea... datz all folks ^_^

dunno whether jamie yeo read out moi dedication anot.. neber mangae to catch her show.. lets hope she did... had rehearsal until quite late... paul bitch lyke siao... tink the seniors cried juz now... veri sad scene.. gonna go rest liao... still gort a long dae in front of moi... n i finalli found a blazer...

QUOTE OF THE DAY
"With great power comes great responsibility."
- Uncle Ben from Spiderman

JOKE OF THE DAY
A man wakes up early one morning and decides to go duck hunting.
He tells his wife, "You've got three choices; you can go duck
hunting with me, I'll do ya anally or you can give me a blowjob.
I'm gonna load up the truck and get the dog out. Make up your mind
before I get back."

Hubby returns twenty minutes later and says, "Well what's it gonna be?"

She say's, "There's no way I'm going duck hunting and you're not doing
my ass so I guess it's a blowjob."
A couple minutes later she starts choking and spitting and says, "Jesus,
you taste like shit."

"Oh yeah," he replies, "The dog didn't want to go duck huntin' either."

sibei sian... neber update yesterdar cos too tired liao... did sum pt. juz now... tink i a bit siao... sho tired still do... body aching sia... tink i still haben finish moi maths file yet... better do later... damm pissed... todae collect blazer bud dun haf moi size... luckili nice shiying help moi find... gonna pass it to moi tmr... THANK YOU VERY MUCH... todae everybodi damm cranky... most prob over CT... yihan takin it quite hard... hmm... maebe most prob becos his fone spoilt... he neber follow us to plae LAN todae... went to plae @ parklane wif shuyi, kok long, vincent n nic... plaed CS n MEDAL OF HONOR... okae lar quite fun... started studyin liao... otherwise realli no tyme...

plan to call her later... but a bit no gutz... dunno how... oso dunno whether she wld pick up the call anot... if onli i gort a religion now... den can pray 4 moiself... if u all dun mind... can pray 4 moi...?? aniwae... anione wif nice gdnite sms... pls 4ward dem to moi... thank kew u...

oh ya... pple suggested dat i start a topic 4 the week... the topic 4 dis week... "Is Common Test Really Necessary In A Student's Life?" anione wif comments... pls send dem to moi... thanx...

QUOTE OF THE DAY
"Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped."
- Elbert Hubbard

JOKE OF THE DAY
One day Bill Gates dies...
God meets up with him and tells him since he's been so good to the world
with his software and all that he could choose where he wants to go.

So Bill Gates decides he wants to go to see hell first before he chooses.
God leads him to hell and Bill Gates is amazed with the beauty of it. It
has a beach with ladies in bikinis running around and alot of good stuff.

Bill Gates says " if this is hell lets see heaven! "

So God takes him to heaven and there it is real peaceful and glittery.
Its a calm place with mansions every which way. Then God asks him where
he wants to go.

Bill Gates answers " i want to go to hell."

****2 weeks later****

God goes down to see how Bill Gates is doing and he sees Bill Gates
pinned to the wall being struck with a wip.

Bill Gates yells "why did it look so pretty before?!?"

God answers "That was just the screen saver"

ps. to the pple whu ask moi to burn cds 4 dem... paisei... i gort no empty cds now...

ooooohhhhh..... BRAZIL won GERMANY 2-0... RONALDO scored both goalz... cool~ he hasn't lost his edge... new hairstyle... new n better performance... poor OLIVER KAHN... let in 2 goalz... GERMAN defenders let him down sia... neber clear the ball... den the poor guy... alone n helpless... but he displayed a great performance throughout... kept mani of BRAZIL's shots out... it was an excitin match... went to padang 4 the match... quite good atmosphere even though the comperes were lame... had to pay $5 to get seatz... yihan was lame lar... cld not even find the queue to get the seats... haha damm blur... but the crowd gort rowdy later on lor... sum pple juz pop rite in front of u when u r watchin the match... damm irritatin... sum pple seemed to be more concerned wif hafin a picnic den watchin the match... damm blardy lame... y bother to go when u r not concerned wif football??

accomanpied yihan to get pressie 4 chlorine... blardy indecisive... made moi, kok long n shuyi wait... n he haben gotten the whole gift yet... haha... sho inefficient... i m sure he's gonna bitch abt dis... he still plae moi out... not plannin to cum online... how can he do dis to moi man... i his gd fren okae...

shuyi said sumthin which made hell lot of sense... he said dat she cld be afraid of moi n dat she cld be avoidin... i haf come to a decision where i juz keep tots of her in moi heart n takin tingz one step at a tyme... wld alwaes be dere 4 her... make her feel moi feelins wifout makin her feel pressurised... gonna do dat frm now on... lets hope it works out...

yo pple... i finalli gort moi 1st feedback...it was sent by dame...he didn't wan moi to put his real name n i respect dat okae...

FEEDBACK

bui eh!!!
ur first feedback...... aeh i damn pei chek abt the ra game lah..
y u suddenly so lousy!!!!!!!!! 2 against 1 is not easi u noe! better train
this goes 4 the dog too if u r readin this dun wan to lose anymore lah...
oh yah remember to help me burn cd hor thank you u! the programme i usin is called
DivX ;-) MPEG-4 Video Codec whoa abt shi lin's friends ah... i got nothin to say lah
so fikin buai zi dong..... wat the trytin to prove! KNNBCCB! they no longer light bulb but becom sun already lah...... mao le ze ba hor le si ah! korea sux n they will always be...
it was proven already ....so viz no pt tryin to argue!!! rofl... ji tink u should get more ppl in the feedback shit.... more interestin! viz u still owe me 1 headshot! haha jiji i play cs less than u but....... i tink u noe wat i wan to say.....hahaha..
dAmE

REPLY
sibei kp leh... bud i lyke... den i can kp back mah...

no.1 eh i noe i skilled in RA2 lar... but even professional oso can off form mah... look at dis world cup... sho mani pple off form... off
cos i cannot whole dae win rite... later nobodi plae wif moi how... sho i considered other pples feelins okae... yihan not pro lar..
sho he train oso no pt. tsk tsk... yihan if u r readin dis... i bet u r kpin... nvm juz haf feedback n i'll reply... gif u chance to bitch at
moi...

no.2 ur cd... mae onli be able to pass to u on tues... sollie hor... i dun haf the programme... i tink... i juz burn 4 u... u settle the rest...

no.3 shi lin's frenz ar... solli lor.. a BIT buay zhi dong onli... dun worrie its onli a LITTLE BIT... a BIT which ish SLIGHTLI BIGGER den
moi onli lor... lac lar... dey not tryin to prove anithin... onli wantin to let others noe dat dey can change the lyfe of others.. well i
haf good news 4 dem... not onli can i change deir lyfes... i can change how dey look... period...

no.4 haha... KOREA.... ALL THE WAY... sucks... LOSER team... wad ish the moral of the story?? dun be too haolian or u can get ur
ass kicked even if it was ur grandfather's stadium...

no.5 to round tingz up... viz dat one u can slowli wait lar... see if u can even get him to plae wif u 1st den tok... as 4 moi... u noe lar... i
carin 4 ur feelinz again lar dey... gd fren lyke moi... how u find...?? whole day spare a tot 4 ur feelins... haiz... wonder when she
wld take notice of moi feelinz 4 her n starts sparin a tot 4 it... oopz... here i go again...

THANK YOU DAME 4 the feedback... see pple... i do post feedbacks... even if dey r a tad bitchy... sho startin gettin the feedback cumin in... DAME has gotten the ball rollin... thanx again...

if u haf ani feedback or anithin u wanna sae to anione... kindli send it to cajunho51@yahoo.com

ps. i gonna start a DEAR BRUDDER JIJI... its gonna be sumthin lyke DEAR AUNT AGGIE n stuff lyke dat... sho send in ur
problemz n i'll try to solve it in the mos humane manner or i'll juz throw in moi two cents worth of bitchin... hmm... make dat ten
cents lar...

good mornin pple... juz finished watchin the last episode of digimon 02... damm itz a nice serial okae... a real cool cartoon... nabei damm pissed off... moi blardy lamer brudder juz appear behind moi n punched moi... blardy lamer... n he tinks dat i m in the wrong 4 shoutin at him... he realli needs to get his attitude changed...

damm tired... slept for 4hrs onli... was tokin to yihan last nite... spoke 4 a damm long tyme... spoke abt everythin... knn... vincent n shuyi dun wanna cum out to watch the world cup finalz at the padang... once a year... no prob lar.. a lot of pple den gort atmosphere mah... can kpkb until the cows cum home wif their parents... gonna get wee keat, hansel, ben n yang wei to go too...

had sms her @ 4.30am in the mornin last nite... tellin her dat i cld not sleep n was tinkin of her... dere's still no reply... does she not wan to reply cos she dun feel the same 4 moi... or izzit juz because she still ain't awake yet... lets hope its the latter... damm... last nite as i was tokin to yihan on the fone... moi mind was still filled wif images of her... muz free moiself frm dis or i wld realli get into a whole lot of shit if she rejects moi... plannin to ask her out n tell her abt moi feelinz 4 her soon... muz not dilly dally too much... muz wait 4 the moment n grab it... dis ish the advice of sum love expert... n i pray he better be correct or else summone ish gonna get bitched at real soon...

QUOTE OF THE DAY
"'Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt."
- Abraham Lincoln

JOKE OF THE DAY
A local community club was organizing a baseball team. They could
only muster eight players, and were hard put to find a ninth. In
desperation, they called on a new member, a very reserved Englishman
who had just moved into the neighborhood from London, to join their team.

During their first game, the Englishman came to bat. On the very first
pitch, he knocked the ball out of the park.

The team members stood there, dumfounded. Unfortunately, so did the
Englishman. "Run!" his teammates cried. "For Pete's sake, run!"

The Brit turned and stared at them icily. "I jolly well shan't run,"
he replied. "I'm perfectly willing to buy you chaps another ball."

pls. eh pple... gort comments... mail dem to cajunho51@yahoo.com leh.. thank u veri much...

woah woah... the great one ish back again n he has hell lot to sae... gonna start a joke of the dae section n a quote of the dae section... hope dat u all wld njoy...

dere's gonna be a general meeting 4 the 28th Student Council Elects... its to be held at 1T17... it starts at 1.50pm... ends at 2.30pm... be punctual...

i had received comments dat i do not post negative remarks abt dis blog... dat aint tru... i wld post ani kind of feedback... good... bad... and even lame ones... i realli wanna post ur feedback... but the problem ish dat nobodi seems to bother demselves wif it... sho dun blame moi... i haf no feedback frm u guyz to post... even if i wanted to...

haha~... KOREA gort their asses kicked todae... boy was it cool~... didnt realli lyke deir team... sho i tink dey deserved the outcome of the match... 3-2 in favour of TURKEY... TURKEY gained the lead earli in the match n dat nailed KOREA's coffin shut... pity... wun be able to see the same ting happen in the nxt world cup... cos we wun be able to see KOREA get its ass kicked in its home ground...

went back to victoria todae... tried to get moi juniors to donate... but dey too stingy liao... sho dey neber donate... dat sucks man... watched a football match among the sec4s... CHINESE vs INDIANs... the CHINESE gort trashed 5-1 by the INDIANs... wad a disgrace... i cld onli stay a while... after dat had to rush... due to time constraints... damm sad... didnt realli catch up wif ben n yang wei didnt go... sad case lar...

did flag dae at plaza singapura todae... a bit guilty lar... neber realli go all out to do it... bud the pple were nice... we were given transport moni n a meal voucher... cool ar? went to plae RA2 wif shuyi, nicholas n kok long... gort trashed... juz not moi dae man...

met vincent n serene at plaza singapura... dey went to watch the eye... dey said it sucked... muz catch it 4 moiself to decide... dey were wif serene's frenz... nabei... the frenz were one of the most xtra pple i haf ever seen... dun haf the blardy sense to siam when vincent n serene was alone... kaoz.. dun dey noe wad ish called consideration... damm pissed... dey neber donate moni to moi... onli serene n vincent... dey better get enlightened soon... or else the lightbulbs wld be broken real soon n PHILIPS wun be able to do anithin abt it...

had an arguement wif mom todae... real sorrie abt it... wld try to get her to 4give moi... gif moi a few tips on how to do it properli...

was outside her house todae... tried callin her... she didn't pick up th call... sms her.. bud she neber reply... tink she noes abt how i feel 4 her... n if dis ish how she's reactin...its kinda sad... but ROME wasn't built in a dae... i wld keep tryin until i win her heart... wish moi luck... wif god speed...

QUOTE OF THE DAY
"Waste no more time arguing what a good man should be. Be one."
- Marcus Aurelius, Meditations

JOKE OF THE DAY: Sounds like Cow to me
Overheard in an English class.
Teacher: "Class, do you know the meaning of parents?"
Ah Beng: "Yes, teacher, it means father and mother"
Teacher: "Good. Can you give me an example?"
Ah Beng: "Sure. Cowboy's parents means cowboy's father and mother. Also can say Cowboy's father is Cow Pay & Cowboy's mother is Cow Boo. So together we say Cow Pay Cow Boo (KPKB)"
The teacher fainted.

ps. pls email comments to cajunho51@yahoo.com n pls sms moi sweet goodnite sms... thankew u...

haben been updatin dis 4 quite a while now... mainli because moi thoughts r occupied wif a lot of stuff...n its too messy 4 moi to organise it or to do anithin else 4 dat matter...

tonite ish the nite when KOREA meets TURKEY... realli hope KOREA wld win dis one... lets hope dat dey wld bring glory to us ASIANs... ASIANs haf not made it aniwhere near wad the KOREANs did... i may not be a KOREAN fan n even though i dun lyke the team at all or the tv drama serials or music or wadever... but i admit their galz r pretty... i hope dat dey wld win n dey wld rewrite football history onthe behalf of all ASIANs...

one more dae to the finals of JAPAN-KOREA WORLD CUP 2002... even though dis WORLD CUP had mani upsetz... it still had unbelievable perfomances... when i mean unbelievable... i dun onli mean good... i mean unbelievable bad too... aniwae... tmr nite ish the big nite 4 BRAZIL and GERMANY... wld we see a 5 time world cup champion BRAZIL or a 4 time world cup champion GERMANY...?? wld the BRAZILIANs be able to samba dance their way to victory or wld the GERMANs show a perfomace which wld put the BRAZILIANs to shame n make HITLER turn in his grave...?? RONALDO ish back frm shame n its doin well... RIVALDO may be plae actin a hell lot... but his skills r dere... RONALDINHO maebe a joker but he does haf performances which raises a lot of eyebrow... lets not 4get abt ROBERTO CARLOS... he's not a force to be reckon wif too... on the other hand... the GERMANS r BALLACK down n dey r placin all their hope on OLIVER KAHN... its gonna be a classic... GERMANY against BRAZIL... OLIVER KAHN goin up against the 4Rs of BRAZIL... dis ish gonna be heck of a kick ass football match...

gonna go 4 flag dae later... its @ plaza singapura... if u r lucki... u may catch moi in action dere... cool rite... after dat goin back to VICTORA 4 soccer n a run... haf not caught up wif ben n yang wei 4 quite a while... wonder how dey haf been gettin along... nair n zahrin lost quite a bit of wt... better do sumthin abt moi lyfe.. muz be in control lyke dem... hope to make a change in moi lyfe in every way frm now on...

i haf a problem... lykin summone sucks... it sucks even more when she fills ur every single thought... all ur thoughts r abt her... she seems to be runnin tru ur mind constantli... communciation ish veri advanced now... sho ish transport... i wanna call her to tell her how much i lyke her... or go to her house n tell her abt moi feelins 4 her... pple haf been tellin moi not to jump into sutff... dey r askin moi to pull back... dun screw it up... but the waitin sucks... she stays sho near moi place... which makes tingz sho much worse... she studies in HWA CHONG while i study in CHATHOLIC... both skools r onli 15mins awae frm one another... i haf the urge to send her to skool everydae b4 makin moi way to skool... tots of makin her happie n watchin her smile constantli floods moi mind... WHAT SHOULD I DO?? SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME...

LIFE SUCKS... WHY CAN'T IT JUST BE A BED OF ROSES..??

ps. if u haf ani comments or wadsoever ever... kindli email it to cajunho51@yahoo.com or gimme a sms... ur feedback n advice ish
deepli appreciated...

http://www.netlaughter.com/haha.htm cool site... muz visit...

korea n turkey out liao... too bad.... germany n brazil in finalz... cool pple stay till the last okae...

i damm happie todae... even though i gonna fail CT... y?? stay tuned 4 the details...

reckless drivers r FUCKERS... dey drive wifout lookin... dey r gonna pay... n it aint gonna be a fine...

:: how jedi are you? ::

dis ish wad i gort...

aniwae.. ENGLAND gone liao.. tot cld see handsome guyz... hai... nvm... i wanna see handsome guyz oso damm easi wan... all i nid to do ish to look in the mirror.. went back to skool 4 remedial todae.. mrs tai ish a damm good teacher... made moi understand maths.. damm power... juz realised dat i've not been studyin... but been tryin real hard dis past few daes... mr tan's remedial klasses ish oso veri effective... muz go... highli reccomended... dere wld be another one to prepare us 4 promos... see u all dere...

still wonderin when wld i be readi to take the physics concept test... i still dun feel ready... seems lyke i had not been ritin moi journal... boi m i a slacker... signed up 4 CIP in taka library... anione interested pls contact moi...

congratz to moi senior whu made it to combat engineer... dun plae plae okae..

hai! moi relationship gort no progress... sho sad... nvm... wld work hard on it... keepin moi fingers crossed...

ps. remeber... 4 ani feedback or enquires... pls email dem to cajunho51@yahoo.com or try to get moi in mIRC... datz all n haf a nice dae...

alamak... italy out alreadi... dis world cup damm sian liao... onli left ENGLAND n BRAZIL worth watchin... sibei sian...

gort a new fone... new bag n new shoes... but veri sad... cos i made summone angry wif moi senseless remarkz todae... if u r readin dis... pls 4give moi...

hai!!!! lyfe sux man... sho difficult to do correct tingz all the tyme...

cool pple... ENGLAND won... GERMANY won... jiji won... money... but veri disapointed dat LAKERS won n dat SHAQ gort MVP of the finals... dis ish lyfe... u win sum... u lose sum... dis world cup ish producin out of the world results... lets hope i can ride on the wave n get summore xtra income... STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN did not report 4 work on monday nite's RAW... he has hell to pae as it ish kinda serious... tink he wld be suspended 4 quite a while... dammit... he shld not haf done such a stupid ting...

i've been slackin a whole damm lot... beginin to regret it... onli 1 more weak to the cursed CTs... lets hope it wld be a breeze... n not a killer... dun tink i wld be able to handle a killer now wif the preparation i made if ani...

met a pri. skool crush online todae... made moi retink abt a lot of stuff n goals all over again... hey... she's still single n available... does dat mean dat i haf a chance?

ps. congratz to Rio Ferdinand, Michael Owen and Emile Heskey... dey made moni 4 moi... hahaha :P...

woah~ dis world cup ish gettin interestin... ARGENTINA n FRANCE r both out of the game... jiji predicts dat ENGLAND wld win dis tyme... cos BECKHAM ish lookin cool~ wif his funky hairstyle... n OWEN ish juz pure coolness... kinda sad when i logged into moi email account todae... nobodi emailed moi... sho sad... check out the WWE FORCEABLE ENTRY albums featurin TRIPLE H's new track 'THE GAME'... its a real cool album... lets wish ENGLAND all the best n laugh @ dose rootin 4 FRANCE and ARGENTINA... tataz ^_^

hai... damm sad... FRANCE gort eliminated... wad a disgrace... i almost had a bet on dem.. luckili i didnt... aniwae... too tired to bitch todae... spent too much tyme watchin 3 fools slug it out in RA2 Yuri's Revenge... wad a turn off... sho u guyz r spared frm moi bitchin 4 a while.. bud dun worrie as long as i recover... i wld make up 4 lost tyme... as 4 the council speech by andrew in his blog... by the wae its http://rookarcher.blogspot.com...i disagree wif our enthusiasm wearin out simpli bcos we r the 28th Student Council of CJC n we r sho damm cool... dis concludes 4 todae...

bitchin session...
no.1 why in the blue hell did lakers win again...?? nets were sho close to kickin their ass... it muz be their guardian angels... damm... its time their guardian angels take a rest...
no.2 there is a chicken rice stall at parklane... sho all beware.. poor service n totalli outrageuos pricin wif small portions... but parklane does haf a handfone shop wif cheap prices n friendli salesperson... dis deserved to be commended...

serious stuff...
no.1 the new chem teacher seems kinda cool n friendli... but wait... its onli the holidaes... lets wait 4 skool reopen to pass the final verdict...
no.2 eh J1s... remember the common test is onli 2 wks awae... muz stardee hard... boi do i sound lyke brudder paul...
no.3 chem remedial @ LT5 @ 9.30am... attendance ish not compulsory... but highli reccomended as its cool n helpful... its conducted by mr tham n the new teacher... now... wads her name again?
no.4 28th Student Council... we're gonna rite comments on the individual cards 4 the 27th Student Council... sho get all ur brain juices worked up 4 it...

datz all 4 todae... if u haf ani comments... kindli email dem to cajunho51@yahoo.com thanks...

time to start the bitchin...

no.1 how can italy lose?? damm it... italy ish cool~...
no.2 lakers shld not even reach the finals dis year... luck ish wif dem... but never fear... luck 4 dem wld soon wear out...
no.3 watched HART'S WAR... tink dat it was a totally shitty portrayal of the POWs in WW2... dey did not haf leisure activites... dey were goin tru hell... dun make it look simple... gif the POWs credit 4 makin tru it... if dere r ani film makers out dere... take dis pt. into consideration...

now 4 sum serious stuff...
i totally agree wif gary on the runnin not to make him happy but its kinda inspirational... i wanna get in ODAC nxt yr... sho u pple out dere.. pls remind moi n spur moi on...

dats it 4 now...

seriousli... dere ish nuthin 4 moi 2 write... YET... but dun worrie.. u lucki fellas out dere wld be able to hear moi bitch real soon... juz bookmark dis page n visit it often.. 4 it wld be updated wif real bitchy stuff... thanx...