tink a new computer virus ish on e loose... sho far 4 pple i noe kena oreadi... kel... junming... shuyi... nic... i'll do moi best 2 help u guyz lar... but more now... pls be patient...

was cookin lunch juz now... den was fryin sum stuff... n when i broke an egg onto e pan of food... it stunk n e yolk was black in colour... kaoz... a rotten egg... a seriousli rotten egg... e 1st one i ever came across... n i had 2 pour awae moi pan of creation 4 dat... realli gort pissed manz... blardy hell... sho wasteful 2 pour it awae... guess it teaches us neber 2 put ur eggs in one pan... n neber judge a egg by its appearance... esp. a bad one... neber tot dat such lessons were actualli useful... i tink i m lactose intolerant... been 2 e toilet a few tymes... but i tot i alwaes had enuff lactase... 4 pple whu dun understand... lactose intolerant means dat i m unable 2 take dairy products due 2 insufficient lactase 2 brk down e lactose in milk... take milk n i'll get a stomachache... alwaes tot i was fyne drinkin milk n all... maebe i juz ate sumthin wrong... whu noes... =P

worked 4 a dae 4 tham yesterdae... den he blanjah moi ron pie... nice... not bad lar... u all shld try out... its near china square... e chesse cake n ice mocha not too bad lar... aniwae... william hung gort a new album n new video... cum on... him... gimme a brk... guess e world ish neber enuff of loserz...

HAPPY 19TH BIRTHDAY YANGWEI!!! maebe we'll meet up one of dese daez...?? until den... njoy urself...

yep... yesterdae was moi mom's bdae... HAPPY nTH BIRTHDAY MOM!!! cum on... i cant possibli reveal e age rite... a womans age ish secret lehz... dun get moi killed... aniwae... had a small celebration... since we arent realli into celebratin bdaez... gort her a cake lar... an okae cake... cos she dun wan us 2 spend n we aint realli into cakes... sho it was kinda okae lar... meet junming... hahaz... gd 2 see his bald head... caught up wif him... tink gonna meet up wif him often lar... cos hes realli one of moi best buds... one of e few whu can realli read moi lyke a book... kudos... feelin kinda sad n guilty... considerin dat i burnt e soup moi mom left on e stove by meddin wif e flame... haiz... sho wasteful... i feel sho bad... oops... =(

HAPPY nTH BIRTHDAY GLORIA!!! sorrie lar... realli dunno ur age... u neber did sae... tink u're 20... but rumoured dat u r older... aniwae... juz haf lots of fun... n stay happie... =)

gort a kall frm jessie... i tink dats her name... cant remember lar... aniwae... she was e woman frm e interview job... asked moi 2 go back... cos dey nid pple... immediateli rejected her... cum on lady... u treated moi lyke fark e last tyme i worked 4 u... no way i wanna kena dat kind of rubbish frm u again... haf fun manz...

moi phy teacher best... came late... start late... end earli... n make everione feel dat it was worth it... cum on pple... As ish ard e corner... n even though i aint e most hardworkin of e lot... pls dun get shortchanged n smile abt it... hansel kalled... of all pple... hansel kalled... quite surprised... in fact... damm surprised... gd 2 hear frm him... grt 2 noe hes alive... tink ill meet up wif him soon... kinda missed him... hahaz... its been a while... a long while... a realli long while...

caught hellboy... quite a nice movie... not bad lar... alot of mythical stuff... i lyke... considerin dat it was adapted frm a comic... its gd... hope dey cum out wif a sequel soon... not bad a movie @ all...
Arsenal handed leeds a trashin n carried on unbeatable... wad can i sae more... trashed deir asses...

HAPPY 19TH BIRTHDAY AILIN!!! may u stay young n beautiful alwaes... esp. on ur bdae on e 16th of april... =)

1st dae of skl @ monkshill... vad can i sae...?? can onli sae... shld haf stardeed harder... n i miss CJ... *sobz* =(

e 1st arsenal match i caught wif keat... e guy whu gort moi lurvin arsenal... was e 1st one i caught wif arsenal's defeat... arsenal crashed out of FA... guess no more treble... sianz... scholes scored... grrrr... caught e match near meridien... eugene... kwangyi... kel... n ren was dere... we were literalli surrounded by man u fanz... irritatin... onli rub salt into e wounds... but im sure arsenal wld bounce back... arrrghz... wad a sad dae...

HAPPY 19TH BIRTHDAY POH SIANG!!! dude... its been real gd seein u... hope 2 cya ard... haf a grt dae... btw... its on e 31st of march...

HAPPY 18TH BIRTHDAY ANDREA!!! my best wishes 4 ur bdae on e 26th of march...

jiji^_^ back in sg liaoz... wld update abt e trip later... =)

HAPPY 18TH BIRTHDAY SARAH!!! haf a beautiful dae... ps. it was on the 24th of march...

jiji^_^ leavin 4 tioman... wld be back on fri...

dinner on e 26th... meet in CJ 4 finale nite 1st... pls spread e word... thanx... =)

HAPPY 19TH BIRTHDAY TRINA!!! may u haf a most wonderful 19th bdae... stay young n cheerful alwaes... =)
HAPPY 18TH BIRTHDAY ZHENCONG!!! moi most fav F4 lurver... may u spend dis dae in e beautiful tunes of F4... btw... its on e 19th of march... ooops...
HAPPY 18TH BIRTHDAY SHIAWYAN!!! i wish u lots of joy on dis dae dedicated 2 u... btw its on e 17th of march... ooops�

HAPPY 19TH BIRTHDAY ISARING!!! haben seen u in e longest tyme... may u haf a real beautiful 2dae... n a beautiful yr ahead...

HAPPY 19TH BIRTHDAY BENEDICT!!! ben ben... tink i 4gort rite... of cos not... hahaz... all da best... muz meet up soon... b4 u bcum a NAVAL DIVER... =P

HAPPY 19TH BIRTHDAY XINYI!!! its ur special dae 2dae... make e best of it... hope 2 meet up wif u soon... n haf lots of fun... =)

arsenal n porto made it 2 e nxt rnd of champions leauge... hahaz... man utd out of champions league liaoz... song bohz... song lar... damm shiok...

HAPPY 18TH BIRTHDAY KANGLI!!! its 2dae... haf fun on dis beautiful dae... all da best...

caught mystic river wif viz n kok 2dae @ lido... i found it a damm nice n insightful movie... but kok din realli get it... n viz fell aslp... he found it borin... i find e interaction between e actors damm zai... actin damm gd... e story oso zai... e way lyfe changes in e most unexpected wae... its a movie u shld catch again...

haiz... 2dae sianz lar... kena retrenched... dun even gort chance 4 moi 2 sack e boss... kena sack 1st... accordin 2 dem... not enuff work lar... im sure... but act. dat place oso quite fun... gd experience... but feel sad 4 e rest of dem... sho mani out of job liaoz... aniwae... im free again... tyme 2 look 4 another job... =)

butterfly effect was gd... damm gd... ashton kutcher rawks lar... zai kia... grt storyline... one of moi all tyme fav... n congratz 2 da followin pple wif deir exceptional GCE 'A' Levels results... Esmee 4 As...
Stephanie 3 As 1B...
Natalie 2 As 1 B...
Wee Keat 2 As 1 B...
Hansel 2 As 1 C...
Junming 2 As 1 C...
Ariek 2 As 1 B...
Shiying 2 As 1 B...
Kenneth 1 A 2 Bs...
Leisha 2 As 1 D...
dey r not in ani order of merit... juz frm moi memory... if i left ani of u zai pple out dere out... or made ani mistakes... pls remind moi... congratz again... n 4 dose whu din do too well... take it in ur stride... n lets work hard...

went 2 jian-hui's party @ paradigm... okae lar... so-so... dun realli lyke... quite borin... As... was quite a killer 4 mani pple... saw mani mani sad faces... few happie ones... haiz... heartwrenchin lar... still haf work tmr... sianz... shld haf juz taken leave... arrghz...

The darkest hour is upon us. The 'A' level results are coming out SOON. All the best to all who are taking the 'A' level results today. May God bless.

ps. dun worrie lar... u will do well... =)

went 2 catch big fish... truli expectional movie... veri nice... teared @ e end... dunno y... not xcatli sad... but managed 2 steal a tear frm moi... nice storyline... its a muz see... had a nice little conversation wif a taxi driver... he said i exhibit wisdom beyond moi yrs... hahaz... flattered... 2 dose whu noe moi... well... deres sum truth in it... cept moi wisdom neber seem 2 be able 2 be applied 2 moiself... if it did... i wld not be in da predicament which i m in now... sadli... =(

had steamboat 2dae... ate wif han... viz... qoo... gbm... shifu... sean... saviour... trina... smurf... stacey... kenzhang... christie... it was e most unfillin buffet ever... cos gort pple watchin over wad i eat... but thanx lar... viz n han 4 bitchin n all... @ least its sumthin different... had fun... hope 2 do dis again sumtyme...

had a tok wif moi aunt... one of e few pple in dis world whu can realli make moi listen... n it helps when wad she saes totalli makes sense... changed moi whole disposition of lyfe... wld try 2 make e best out of it... neber sae die~

watched timeline... wif han... kok... n viz... not bad lar... quite okae show... wanted 2 watch mystic river though... hanged ard @ starbucks... until quite late... den went 2 yihans place 2 watch soccer... but due 2 sum NS kia kalled jeff... whu appeared late... din realli caught e full match... Arsenal plaed well... won charlton 2-1... okae result... not bad lar... still unbeated... now 9 pts clear of Man U... wae 2 go... caught something's gotta give wif joraine... saw benjamin in e cinema... quite a nice show... but sum parts quite long lar... overall storyline not too bad...

meixuan came up n join moi among e microsoft pple... a veri nice gal... hahaz... kept moi company... its loneli @ e top u noe... den we juz tok n tok... din noe she can tok sho much... she oso not dat shy... still kinda blur... but a definite slacker... sorrie eh ming... gotta go home earli 2dae... maebe hang out wif u another dae... soon...
arsenal zai lar... progressin in champions league... datz e wae manz... GO ARSENAL~

eh best fren... ask dat jerk 2 shove it all da wae up n 4get him lar... dun live in his shadow...

caught a movie wif viz... nat... huimin... cold mountain... not too bad a movie... quite okae lar... learnt a lot more abt nat n huimin... both veri nice galz... we shld hang out more... saw kenzhang... ariel... lah... christie... saviour... @ macs... dey slacker lar... all not workin... while i m sloggin moi guts out... saw sean aftwards... real sorrie guyz... cldnt make it 4 e steamboat... nvm... nxt tyme... i confirm be dere... chop wif gurantee...

juz felt lyke changin e song n givin e blog a more upbeat feelin... =)

Black Eyed Peas - Hey Mama

(la la la la la)
Hey mama, this that sh*t that make you move, mama
Get on the floor and move your booty mama
We the blast masters blastin' up the jamma
(REEEEEEEWIIIIIIND)
Cutie cutie, make sure you move your booty
Shake that thing like we in the city of sin, and
Hey shorty, I know you wanna party
the way your body look really make me feel nauuughty
Cutie cutie, make sure you move your booty
Shake that thing like we in the city of sin, and
Hey shorty, I know you wanna party
the way your body look realli make me feel nauuughty

I got a naughty naughty style and a naughty naughty crew
But everything I do, I do just for you
Im a little bit of Old, and a bigger bit of New
The true n*ggers know that the peas come thru
We never cease(NOO), we never die no we never decease(NOO)
We multiply like we mathamatice
And then drop bombs like we in the middle east
(The bomb bombas, the base boom dramas)
Naw y'all know, who we are
y'all know, we the stars
Steady rockin' on y'alls boulevards
And, lookin' hard without bodyguards
(I do) what I can
(Y'all come thru)will.i.am
And still I stand,
with still mic in hand
(So come on mama, dance to the druma)

Hey mama, this that sh*t that make you groove, mama
(hey)get on the floor and move your booty mama
(yaw)we the blast mastas blastin' up the jamma
(hey)so shake your bambama, come on now mama
Hey mama, this that sh*t that make you groove, mama
(hey)get on the floor and move your booty mama
(yaw)we the blast mastas blastin' up the jamma
(la la la la la)

We the big town stompas, and and big sound pumpas
The beat bump bumpas in your trunk trunkas
The girlies in the club with the big plump plumpas
And when I'm makin' love, my hip hump humps
It never quits(NOOOO) we need to carry 9mm clips(NOOOO)
Don't wanna squeeze trigger, just wanna squeeze t*ts
(lubaluba) cause we the show stoppas
And the chief rockas, number one chief rockas
Naw y'all knaw, who we are
y'all knaw, we the stars
Steady rockin' on y'alls boulevards
How we rockin' it girl, without body guards
She be, Fergie, from the crew
BEP, come and take heed, as we take the lead
(so come on bubba, dance to the druma)

Hey mama, this that sh*t that make you groove, mama
(yaw)get on the floor and move your booty mama
(wuh)we the blast mastas blastin' up the jamma
(NAWWWW, NAWWW)
Cutie cutie, make sure you move your booty
Shake that thing like we in the city of sin, and
Hey shorty, I know you wanna party
the way your body look really make me feel nauuughty

But the race is not for the swift
But for who can endure it
And tippa irie and the black eyed peas will be thhhheeerre
til infiniti, til infiniti, til infiniti, til infiniti
Tippa is ouuuuuut
Nosa dima shock, nosa dima ting
everytime you sit there i hear, bling bling
O wata ting, hear blacka sing
grinding, and winding
and the madda be moving in a perfect timing
and we dance and dance to the dance hall rhythm
and we're really too nice, it finga akin
like rice and peas and chicken stuffing

Hey mama, this that sh*t that make you groove, mama
(hey)get on the floor and move your booty mama
(yaw)we the blast mastas blastin' up the jamma
(hey)so shake your bambama, come on now mama
Hey mama, this that sh*t that make you groove, mama
hey)get on the floor and move your booty mama
(yaw)we the blast mastas blastin' up the jamma
(la la la la la [fade])

1st dae on winback... quite okae lar... viz gort one delivery liaoz... meixuan oso... in fact quite a few pple haf liaoz... y i no haf... e system sho slow... sianz... den stoopid viz made moi haf lunch alone... u gd... i remember u... but 2 dae gd lar... finalli gort moi TEVA sandalz... its TEVA TERRA-FI SAGE... shiok... gort it @ queenswae... @ 85... cant be bothered 2 bargain oso... but not bad lar... quite nice... wanted TEVA STRATUM... but dun haf... sianz... yay... shivani... moi team leader gonna add moi 2 her friendster... kewl... one more fren... tink i gonna meet e vs sea guyz on weds... see how... sianz... n i worked 4 48 hrs last wk n 2dae... not too bad 2 start e wk i shld sae...

was trained in winback 2dae... quite challengin... hope it'll be fun on mondae... met yihan... kok... aft work... wif viz... went walk walk... den went 2 plae pool n lan... sho sianz... pool neber did interest moi while lan ish gettin borin... bumped in ariel... sean... trina... anhong... kenneth... alexius... dey were catchin a movie... was supposed 2 be meetin khairi... jeff... weiqin... dis pple best lar... pangseh us lyke nobodi's business... den we sianz... caught e chelsea arsenal match wif arsenal winnin... gd shot lar arsenal... aft e match... met jeff n khairi... tok cock 4 a while den go home... hope nxt wk dun waste moi sat lyke 2dae... if not damm sianz lor... n i wan moi TEVA sandalz...

dinner was not bad... had it @ cartel... den saw eileen jie while queuein up... grt 2 see her... even though she gort dose dark dark rings round her eyes... she looked alrite... hope shes doin fyne... aniwae... walk walk @ ps... been dere 4 e past wk liaoz... sianz boh... wkend cumin... shiok sia... fun... muz njoy... but still coughin moi head off... aniwae... thanx 2 u guyz 4 all ur concern... n viz... i finalli heard e 2 words frm jeff liaoz... hahaz... damm farnie when he said it...

HAPPY 19TH BIRTHDAY ANN!!! its on e 20th... all da best wif lyfe n everithin else...

damm sianz... went 2 see e doc again 2dae... mom dyin 4 moi 2 get rid of e cough... work was okae... juz caught e 9pm ch 8 show... xie shaoguang damm zai... he actin... juz beautiful... tink he dis yr star awards sure make it big again... lookin 4ward 2 nxt wk's company movie outin... hahaz... damm zai... i n viz organise one... lets hope mani mani pple go...

HAPPY 19TH BIRTHDAY GARY!!! its yesterdae...
HAPPY 19TH BIRTHDAY CANDICE!!! its yesterdae...
HAPPY 19TH BIRTHDAY CHONG YI!!! its 2dae...

ps. all da best 2 all u 19 yr olds... u all r one yr older... again... haf fun wif lyfe... =)

2dae finalli went on board... did moi 1st kalls... quite fun... tyme passes damm fast... moi cough still quite jialat... but i feel better lar... wun die... yet... made certain changes 2 e blog... removed e calendar n clock... realised u guyz shld noe dem quite well... n by removin dis 2 stuff... tink it kinda made moi blog more access frenli... cos viz keep kpin... moi blog hangs his com... arrghz... go fly kite lar... i oso updated moi links... took sum out... put sum in... replaced sum too... sianz... guess i'll start updatin all e overdue entries... *bleahz*

arrghz... SMALLVILLE finish liaoz... muz wait 4 nx wk 4 e nxt helpin of it... muz tahan... lookin 4ward 2 nxt epi though... n Clark n Lana's kiss ish out of da world... =)

sia la... i almost missed smallville... was rdy 2 go 2 slp... den realised... sumthin ish seriousli missin... den turned 2 trusty old channel 5... n viola... SMALLVILLE... shiokz... e music ish still as vavavoom... e whole series still rawks... n dis ends on 2 e kewl fact dat ARSENAL kick CHELSEA's w/o HENRY... n fav player REYES scored 2 shiok goalz... i noe i laggin lar... e match was over e wkend... but i sick mahz...

moi job ish kewl... nice environment... grt collegues... wonderful superiors n fun jobs... learnt alot of kewl new stuff... n moi cough ish killin moi... u can ask vincent... he wishes moi dead 4 e cough... but too bad lar brudder... live wif it... bWHAHAHAHAHAz...

1st dae of work was okae... cept dat da place was freezin... trainin was slack... kinda fun lar... learnt alot of new stuff... haben realli recovered frm moi flu... feelin damm feverish now... tink i gonna be real sick real soon...

2 all u jijiholics out dere... real sorriez dat i haben been updatin... but bz lar... now down wif da flu 4 e past few daes... sufferin sia... tmr startin work... sho wish moi luck...

had a movie marathon 2dae... wif shuyi... caught elixir of love... gothika... n along came polly... he felt dat he goin into army soon... den gonna lose all freedom datz y wanted 2 catch sho mani movies... as 4 moi... i juz lurve movies sho WAD E HELL... aniwae... elixir of love was nice... farnie n all... not e kind of major film... but nice 2 make u laf... as 4 gothika... i gort freaked out by all e effects n all... 2 blardy 4 moi lar... but in e end... e storyline ish farked up... damm sianz lor... we caught dis 2 movies @ brach rd... shaw towers... aft dat went 2 causeway pt. n met viz 4 dinner n along came polly... its was a veri typical show... nice n all... farnie n hrtwarmin @ pts... but cld haf been better... i still... tink e french scuba instructor damm farnie lor... wanted 2 watch another one... but viz dun wan... haiz... sho not on... but e whole dae was fun... lookin 2 do it again...

went 2 put jeffs letter in stellas letterbox 2dae... damm lame... went 2 stellas place wif viz... den as we left aft puttin in e letter... tink stella came down 2 collect it... n tink she saw us... damm lame lor... n we were lyke treatin it lyke mission impossible... sibei lame... buay tahan... n jeff... u kp kia... keep kpin moi 4 it... u better thank moi well aft ur field camp...

HAPPY 19TH BIRTHDAY VINCENT!!! dis ish all ur gonna get 4 e moment... sho dun kp... hope u had a wonderful bdae...

caught e movie torque... quite short lehz e movie... quite cliche storyline... but e action still not too bad... music quite okae lar... its a movie which u shld not catch on a wkend... not worth e moni... though we caught it durin e wkend... sianz...

went 2 swensens 4 dinner... 2 more or less celebrate jeff n viz bdae... hahaz... dey bought a cake 4 demselves... aww... but no lar... our present will cum soon... n u all will owe us a treat den... bwAHAHAHAz... haf a grt dae guyz...

did sum crapped up survey 4 sum crapped up woman... ended up kallin all our frenz 2 cum down n do... n e blardy woman kp moi summore... nabeiz... ur sho gonna die... dere was a hp roadshow... gave out fliers n did sum odd job... not bad lar... quite fun... 2nd episode of survivor 2dae... ethan managed 2 survive... not bad lar dey... keep it goin manz...
HAPPY 20TH BIRTHDAY JEFF!!! 20 liaoz hor... matured liaoz hor... all da best... ps. its e 4th of feb... oops... =P

caught e 1st episode of survivor all stars 2dae... not 2 bad... tink its gonna be a damm nice survivor... all e past damm zai survivors r back... n im sure dey will slug it out... damm fun...
HAPPY 17TH BIRTHDAY BRO!!! hope u haf fun... quite sad din celebrate wif u... but will make up 4 it... =)

went 4 dinner @ marche wif e guyz... han wanted 2 watch chingay... damm gay lor... damm borin oso... neber had e habit of catchin it each yr... cant be bothered oso... aft e dinner... everione siam... leavin onli moi n jeff... we went heeren walk walk... waited 4 clayton... den went over 2 starbucks 4 coffee... den juz sit dere n tok cock... dey tok abt army... den i juz listen... learnt quite abit...

went 4 porridge buffet @ suntec... wif shuyi n viz... viz din eat as usual... food not too bad... deres variety... quite cheap oso... sho it was quite okae lar... hahaz... tot of jeff when we were dere... he wld die 2 be dere... hes quite bent on gettin into OCS cis he realli wans 2 be a pilot... hope he getz it...

caught last samurai wif shuyi n viz 2dae... shuyi caught it e 2nd tyme... shuyi not lame... keep repeatin e jap lines in e movie... "muiru~ means 2 burn..." "mimi..." wah lau... can strangle him manz... non stop... on n on... den took 36 wif viz aft dat... den apparentli took e bus in e rong direction... sho we found ourselves @ east coast... song boh... damm lame... but damm fun... cos viz damm pissed... n it seems lyke everityme dis kind of stoopid ting happens... its alwaes e 2 of us... damm gay... oops... =)

Arsenal sign Reyes in �20m deal... sia lar... now e damm zai team gort another damm zai player... watch out world... trebble here we come...

plaed LAN 2dae... wif sum cat high pple... arrghz... dun tok abt it... damm sianz-ish... dose cheaters... arrghz... n weiqin happili pangseh us... u gd lar brudder... goin into commandos rite... haf fun dude~ *evil laugh* =)

supposed 2 haf mahjong @ moi place... 1st was t28... den e t29 pple... but both grpz pangseh moi... bez... win liaoz... u all r da bez manz... im gonna remember dis n get u guyz 4 it... grrrz...

visited MR Loh n Mrs Tai... damm fun... saw xiaofang... hahaz... song boh...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAD!!! may u haf great health n all ur wishes cum tru... =)

2dae was e 1st dae of the Chinese New Year... new beginnin... hope everithin turns out gd 4 e rest of e yr 4 everione... visitin was okae lar... went 2 3 places... finished everithin in one dae... as u all wld noe... or if u dun.. u all shld noe by now... i not veri close 2 moi relatives... sho... it was more of a hi bye situation... lyke dat oso gd lar... tingz get settled easili n fast... no nid 2 waste tyme here n dere...

hey... real sorrie 2 da t28 peepz n flea... din manage 2 make it 2 CJ 2dae... was held up by sum rubbish... wld make up 2 u guyz one of dese daez... realli sorriez...

Chinese New Year coming soon... happie lunar new yr everibodi... =)

gettin our pay frm humming hse was farked up... long queue n all... can understand... but zi yan zi yu saboh us... nnb... shortchanged us... wad e hell... we r not workin lor... oso wanna cheat our moni... kaoz... damm sad... den 12 pter... loser lar... tink english damm power... noe ur rites n all... 4 christs sake... shut e hell up... u dun tok lyke a u haf went tru education... totalli disgraced urself n u felt happie abt it... no patience @ all... totalli uncouth... i sympathise wif u...

realised alot of pple usin e same song on deir blog...

juz made certain changes to e blog... added moi fav song of da moment... 2 dose pple whu even tink of bitchin... dun even start... @ least i m not putin u tru e agony of listenin it go on 4ever... juz once per visit... i nice rite... =)

Clay Aiken - Invisible

Whatcha' doin' tonight
I wish I could be a fly on your wall
Are you really alone
Still in your dreams
Why can't I bring you into my life
What would it take to make you see that I'm alive

If I was invisible
Then I could just watch you in your room
If I was invincible
I'd make you mine tonight
If hearts were unbreakable
Then I could just tell you where I stand
I would be the smartest man
If I was invisible
(Wait...I already am)

I saw your face in the crowd
I called out your name
You don't hear a sound
I keep tracing your steps
Each move that you make
Wish I could read what goes through your mind
Wish you could touch me with the colors of your life

If I was invisible
Then I could just watch you in your room
If I was invincible
I'd make you mine tonight
If hearts were unbreakable
Then I can just tell you where I stand
I would be the smartest man
If I was invisible
(Wait...I already am)

I reach out
But you don't even see me
Even when I'm scream out
Baby, you don't hear me
I am nothing without you
Just a shadow passing through...

If I was invisible
Then I could just watch you in your room
If I was invincible
I'd make you mine tonight
If hearts were unbreakable
Then I can just tell you where I stand
I would be the smartest man
If I was invisible

caught Cheaper By The Dozen wif viz @ PS 2dae... it was a nice family comedy... e music was not bad... quite nice... not bad storyline... even though it seems damm used... n Tom Welling veri shuai... sho its a grt movie... 2dae cld haf been e last dae of work... but sadli... haiz... nvm... tmr go get pay... n maebe go back 2 CJ... alot of pple keep askin moi back... but dunno whether its alrite... we shall see how tmr...
viz leavin 4 MALAYSIA liaoz... sho here's wishin him an earli HAPPY LUNAR NEW YEAR!!!

was damm slack 2dae... shld haf been @ work... woke up veri earli 2dae... ready 4 work... but realised dat dere aint no work... cos i quit... sianz ar... sho spent e mornin readin online abt planet of e apes... tink its quite zai a movie... but e endin quite expected... whr gort such an easi endin 2 such a grt movie... den surfed e fox webbie... d/l e trailers... e followin movies which r cumin soon look quite zai... muz watch... Catch That Kid... Welcome to Mooseport... The Girl Next Door... Man on Fire... The Day After Tomorrow... Star Wars: Episode III... tink can gif e followin a miss... Garfield... Alien Vs. Predator... no 1... i aint a fan of dose 2 movies... no. 2... tink e trailer showed it as a stoopid show... Alien Vs. Predator maebe not sho bad... but Garfield...?? cum on... lets not tok abt it...
was quite a gd wkend 4 moi... Arsenal won Aston Villa... 2-0... smart tinkin on Thierry Henry's part... cheers 2 da man... while Manchester United lost to Wolverhampton... 0-1... hammer of e season sia... best... gd work wolves... wonder whus e sheep now... Chelsea drew wif Birmingham.. 0-0... dat leaves Arsenal @ e top... frm dis pt. on... it gets fun... Manchester United... get ready 2 eat Arsenal's dust wif its unbeaten run... =)

technicalli slacked off e whole dae... caught LORD OF THE RINGS - RETURN OF THE KING again wif junming... even though it was e 2nd tyme watchin... it was still veri gd... did fall aslp though... 4 2 scenes i tink... when e idert Denethor tried to burn his son Faramir alive... dat part quite sianz lar... aniwae... e part where Legolas came out still dun fail 2 piss moi off... Sam n Frodo still seem damm gay... actualli all e hobbits r gay... WYH~... but e movie was still gd nonetheless... cos aft e 1st movie... i read up on LOTR lyke siaoz... sho had a better understandin of e characters... places... names... n e rest of e non important stuff...
haben hanged out wif ming 4 quite a while... aft e movie... we walk walk den go home... bitched wif him along e wae... ming ar... u muz understand... u r one of moi best frenz n one of e chosen few whu can realli hear moi bitch... den u still bitch back... u mofo... but still enjoyed ur company... arrghz... fark off lar... =)

woke up quite earli 2dae sia... den realised no work 2dae... 2morrow... n 4 quite a while... no job... sianz... viz n kok cannot make it lar... 1st dae i damm sianz... den dey sho proactive... aft dat ish i proactive den dey sianz... now e gort no job... back 2 slackin... arrghz... sho slack... pple out dere... gort job muz intro intro lehz... I WANT A JOB NOW!!!

gary n khairi went in 2dae... hope dey havin fun... dey sho zai... no prob wan lar...
prayed dat junming gort job... but sadli no... y wld i wan another job...?? cos its simple... 0 more daes... its over... i sacked da MOFO... shiok... but sad lar... been fun workin wif kok n viz... but no more toilet jokes... "ehz... where u wanna go...?? cum follow moi 2 toilet..." n no more johnny or 12 pts... seriousli dun believe dat idert ish 12 pts... no more "boi... muz do faster..."... shiok... do faster 4 wad... oso cannot catch up wif us... aniwae... its a grt feelin... feelin damm gd... I AM FREE...

wee keat went in 2dae... kwangyi n eugene oso... junjie oso went in... sho mani pple go in liaoz... jeff went in yesterdae... all moi close frenz either went in or goin in... make moi feel sho loneli onli... glad @ least da galz not goin... kewl...
jeff called... frm camp... grt 2 hear frm him... @ least noe dat he's alive... he saw hongjie... dennis... n wee keat... another idert whu ish supposed 2 kall moi... but din... dun worri... i'll remember it... his lyfe inside seems 2 be better den mine outside... he bookin out nxt tues... 5 more daes 2 go... i oso... 5 more daes... i wish our places were swopped...
HAPPY 19TH BIRTHDAY WEE KEAT!!! hope u haf fun in army on ur bdae...

5 more daes... 5 more daes 2 go till e end of moi misery... arrghz... irritatin... @ least now i noe i onli take abt 12mins frm hougang south 2 dat damm place on 151... grr... work 2dae was better... no... i treated it wif a better mindset... a NCC mindset... finish ur rubbish n get lost... was crappin big tyme wif viz n kok... when will dis misery end...?? ans... in 5 daes...

sianz 1/2... work sux lor... big tyme... nnb... gay manager... 12pt PJ idert... wad else... lyfe sux... i wanna leave dat place... but kok n viz sae tahan... siaoz liaoz lar... stoopid place... no canteen summore... WTH... grr... i m countin down manz... 6 more daes b4 i m rid of dese rubbish...
was on moi wae home 2dae... den i was walkin cum e stairs in front of moi bus stop... dis scene caught moi eye... deres dis 1 yr old gurl climbin stairs... u mae tink wads e big deal... but i tink 2 da gurl... it cld be e biggest challenge in her lyfe sho far... i tink e steps 2 her ish a million tymes worse den e grandstand ish to us lor... but she neber gif up... she climb n climb... of cos her parents were ard... but i was deepli inspired wif wad i had seen... maebe... juz maebe... i can tahan dese few daes...
as i was reachin moi block... i looked @ e sky... it was orange... cld not see e starz... realised dat when it juz rained or ish gonna rain... e sky ish alwaes orange... gonna find an explanation 4 dat... THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE... sumwhere... but i dunnoe where...

went 4 dim sum buffet wif jeff n weiqin 2dae... @ harbourfrount... weiqin ish a ass... period... i kalled him earli 2 remind him 2 leave e hse... n he still came late... an hr lor... i was earli... waited 4 abt 15mins... den jeff appeared... 45mins later... den idert appeared... nabei... but e buffet quite fun lar... crazi jeff ordered 20 orders of siew mai n hai kao... winnerz lor... cos we tot muz wait 4 a while... den dey wld cum slowli... in e end dey came 2gether... on top of dat... i ordered quite alot of other stuff... in e end... almost died eatin...
aft e buffet... followed jeff 2 his sec. skl... outram sec... since he tmr goin in... n i dun haf anithin on... mite as well... woahz... realised he quite famous dere... made a name 4 himself... e skl was nice... teachers veri nice too... but e onli ting ish its built on a slope... muz climb climb n climb... saw dis veri cute gal whu u looked lyke zhihui... moi pri skl fren... in claytons klass... wonder whether anibodi still remember her... n whether she still remember moi...
met kel @ mambo @ lucki aft i was done... saw kwangyi n eugene too... both not 2 excited abt goin into army soon... went 2 wisma KFC wif kel n kwangyi 2 slack n drink... drink coke of cos lar dey... KFC whr gort liquor wan... saw alot of familiar faces... saw 2 j2s in kfc... dunno deir name but remember deir faces... lookin @ fotos tru a laptop... damm voyuer lor... saw jinzhen ouside kfc walkin... den jac... bernice... bel... n cheryl frm t20... den saw yuhui... den we saw eileen jie... lyke whole CJC move 2 orchard lyke dat... aft a while... lek came... den we walked ard lor... walk 2 PS... 2 meet e rest of dem... bought ice cream frm e uncle along e wae... quite nice... dun usualli haf dat habit... but tink i gonna get addicted to it... aft dat along e wae... saw a cj couple... tink dey reccognised moi... i sho shuai... of cos pple noe lar... den dey lyke dun dare 2 walk near us... hahaz... damm lame... we walk walk abit @ PS... den saw jason... den saw da gal in holland v whu lyke mark lee character... she damm chio lor... wear until sho short summore... nice~... den we saw e council pple in starhub centre on level 2... trina... anhong... ariel... n christie was dere... tink christie gettin a new line or sumtin... we tok tok abit den we moved on... soon we went 2 meet ee suan... den went 2 PS food court 2 slack n tok cock... waitin 4 ann n xiuwen... dey takin deir drivin theory mahz... finalli met dem... went 2 fish n co. 4 dinner... den we saw eleanor dere... e ODAC wan... not moi klass one... den realised e gal we saw @ e MRT was wif eleanor... e one whu we tot had overdressed 4 her age... @ least she looks young... den we ordered quite alot of food... nice... den zebin came... eat eat... tok tok... den ee suan offered moi a job... which i took... cos gort vacancies 4 kok n viz too... aft dinner... walked e underpass... which was damm retarded 2 PS... den we sat ard n tok summore cock... mainli abt yanru n her stoopid job... it was juz lyke old tymes... aft dat all went home... dis was more of a outin 2 send keat off 4 army... hope he has fun in it...

juz woke up... sianz was slpin frm 9+ dis mornin... had a mahjong session wif viz... jeff... shuyi... weiqin... damm sianz lor... 1st tyme lost... nnb... do sit-ups n push ups until cramp lar... now i understand deir feelin liaoz... saw kwangyi... kel... eugene @ PS... veri long neber see 3 of dem liaoz... kwangyi n eugene goin in army on 15th... wif keat... kel later... hope dey haf fun... i m serious... normal fun... not sadistic push-ups fun...
newcastle draw wif man-u... 0-0... while arsenal destroyed middlesbrough wif a 4-1 trashin... shiok... arsenal ish onli 1 pt. awae wif an undefeated streak... fark u lar man-u... ur red devils' asses r sho gonna feel a gunners boot... arsenal ish gonna win it dis season... see lar... stoopid fergie sell beckham... see... even real madrid wifout beckham lost 2 real sociedad... 0-1... wad does dat prove... beckham ish gd... fark u lar fergie... sell him @ such a low price... u senile fool... aniwae... GO ARSENAL!!!
HAPPY 19TH BIRTHDAY JOANNA!!! its been a real long tyme since i last saw u... better meet up soon... haf a grt dae...

wahz... went chinatown wif han 2dae... realised dat in e 18 yrs of moi lyfe... i haben been 2 chinatown when it was CNY... super crowded lor... cant stand sum of e songs sum of e uncles were plaein... totalli headache sia... aniwae... it was gd feelin all e festive spirit in e air wif e holidaes juz rnd e corner... was supposed 2 haf supper wif han n his parents... cept dat he gort us lost... yes... han if u r readin dis... YOU gort us lost... den in e end went 2 hougang 4 supper lor... wanted 2 eat ponggol nasi lemak... but ex lar... sho in end had carrot cake over sum beer... carrot cake okae onli lar... i reccomended e fishball noodle... den he hear rongli order carrot cake... stoopid fark lar... den saw weihsiang n vivan wif another of deir fren... quite coincidental... saw weihsiang n vivian 4 3 tymes... maebe cos dey were still in e area... din noe vivian moved n now she stay sho near moi... weihsiang oso... shiok~... nxt tyme can ask dem out 4 supper liaoz... ponggol nasi lemak rawks... aniwae if ani of u feel lyke catchin ju-on 2... go ahead... by all means... even a chicken lyke moi oso survived... sure u guyz out dere wld do fyne... go ahead n waste ur moni...
HAPPY 19TH BIRTHDAY WEILING!!!
HAPPY 18TH BIRTHDAY JOSEPHINE!!! haf fun on dis veri beautiful dae... =)

sibei zai... hanged out wif wee keat 2dae... din see his fark face 4 a veri long long tyme... slacked ard... tok cock... catch up... juz as we were leavin... we sae e sky... nnb... damm clear... damm nice... saw orion... canis major... n gemini... cld see others too... but we 4gort deir names... owell... wonder when wld we be able 2 catch a sight lyke dat again... but gd lar... once again reminded dat its dis kind of small small tingz which make lyfe seem sho beautiful... zaiz... =)

its been a long tyme since i last blogged... dun worrie... not dead YET... but moi com ish pissin moi off... cant seem 2 read blogs @ all... sianz... aniwae... finalli finished WESTSIDE STORY... grt show...

merry xmas...

went 2 watch LOTR ROTK... shiok... nice man... one of e few movies which i realli wanna watch zai...

was hangin out wif ahboi 2dae... went 2 PSA buildin wif him... he had 2 settle his taiwan embassy stuff... e receptionist damm xialan... WTH... dun lyke 2 tok 2 her... aft settlin his stuff... tham came down 2 meet us... considerin he works dere... sho it was kinda easi... but he was supposed 2 be workin... bWAHAHAHz... den he scared kena caught by his boss... well... ex boss now... aft dat... went 2 harbourfront hawker centre 2 eat... i ate fried wanton again... nice manz... 1st tyme ate wif yihan n viz... 2nd tyme wif ahboi... but damm nice lorz... aft dat ahboi came over 2 moi place n plaed abit of NBA 2003 n borrowed moi comics... sad stone cold's team lost n he had 2 go... hope mick foley brings him back successfully... hahaz... vince mcmahon gort busted open... loser... but undertaker lost e match... sianz...

TO THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE...
THAM... dun worrie... i'll survive... i'll hang in dere... congratz dude...
AHBOI... lose or damage moi beloved comics n u DIE!!!
JEFF, KOK LONG, VINCENT, WEIQIN, YIHAN... welcum back buggerz... glad u guyz made it back alive... even though u guyz din wait 4 moi 2 go... =P
YIHAN... hows ur leg... hope its better... or broken... *bleahz*
EVERYONE ELSE... deres grt fried wanton @ harbourfront hawker centre... e name ish HE JI WANTON NOODLES... stall no. 01-29... its gd... n sumone accompany moi 2 eat tian wai tian huo guo n dim sum buffet...

BIRTHDAY WISHES
HAPPY 18TH BIRTHDAY YVONNE!!! it was 16th of december...
HAPPY 18TH BIRTHDAY KIA WEE!!! it was 17th of december...
HAPPY 19TH BIRTHDAY CHURN YEOW!!! it was 16th of december...

woahz... juz caught Survivor: Pearl Islands Panama... damm zai... even though din realli lyke e final 2... but still quite a nice series... even though 2nite was e onli nite i caught it... realised all e factors which made survivor sho popular was still ard... realli take moi hat off to jonny fair play... cept dat his plae wasnt fair... lookin 4ward 2 Survior: All Stars... damm sure it'll be one heck of a show... until den... peace out...

went 2 aidil's hse 2dae wif johnny n desmond... stayed dere n slacked ard until 11.30... e end of BAND OF BROTHERS... its quite a zai show... not too bad larz... sorrie guyz... din go4 coffee wif u all... but i broke mahz... nxt tyme... nxt tyme i will go... dun sae i dua u all until lyke dat lehz...

HAPPY 18TH BIRTHDAY JULIANA!!! ps. its 2dae...

went 4 xmas plae 2003... okae lar... hafta sae dey put in effort... but quality dun tink as zai as last yr lar... sorrie guyz... but still congratz dat its over... btw... xmas plae 2002 rawks... =)

lyfe sux big tyme... period... it has been moi worst week ever since i haf memory... when wld it end...?? grrr... cld not even get dis ting 2 work dayz back... moi lyfe ish turnin 2 b a veri big joke... go ahead n laff...

juz spent e wkend @ yihan's place... had a bbq... not bad lar... quite nice... was lyke a small gatherin 4 our grp... aniwae... we came up wif a punk on weiqin... n we pulled it off kinda successfulli... made him look lyke a fool... had a gd laught... juz moments aft dat... i went into e toilet... den e floor veri slippery... slipped n fell... e door was on moi right... used moi left hand 2 grab hold of e door 4 balance... n due 2 moi momentum... used moi right hand 2 slam e door or moi left... den in reaction... pulled moi left hand out... den gort a veri deep cut... den shuyi n clayton sent moi 2 thomson medical centre... e bill was 100+... damm sianz... but real grateful 2 CLAYTON n SHUYI... thanx guyz...

HAPPY 18TH BIRTHDAY LEISHA!!!
HAPPY 18TH BIRTHDAY JOHNNY!!!
ps. both of dem happen 2 fall on e same dae... its e 28th of november...

haiz..

arrghz... i m turnin into sumone else... sumone who i despise... i muz not lose sight of moi true self.... arrghz... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

sister cailin... dun sho dulan... not gd 4 health... hopes everithin wld be better 4 u... =)

HAPPY 18TH BIRTHDAY ARIEL!!!

stardeed quite alot 2dae n yesterdae... not bad lar... =) n due 2 unpopular demand... spongebob squarepants' theme shall be removed frm dis blog as of dis moment... n it fully solidifies its status as a satanic bein aft teletubbies...

heyz... cailin... dun sho stress... smile more... n tingz wld work out... even if dey dun work out immediateli... u wld @ least feel better... sho smile... wise words frm jiji^_^... =)

JOKE OF THE DAY
Superman once wrote on the wall: "Batman is a wimp."
The next day Batman wrote: "Superman is Clark Kent."

ANOTHER JOKE OF THE DAY
One day Lone Ranger and his side kick Tonto were out riding when Lone Ranger jad to take a piss. So Lone Ranger goes over to the bush pulls down his pants and then he screams. He runs over to Tonto and says, "Tonto I've been bitten by a snake on my penis go to town and ask the doctor what to do."
So Tonto rides to town and goes to the doctor and says "Doctor, Lone Ranger has been bit by a snake what do I do?"
The doctor looks at Tonto and says, "You take a knife and make an x on the spot where he was bit, then you suck out the venim."
Tonto thanks the doctor and rides back to Lone Ranger and Lone Ranger asks "What did the doctor say?"
Tonto looks at Lone Ranger and says "Doctor say you gonna die!"

"HAPPY 17TH BIRTHDAY MELISSA!!!" its 2dae...!!!

jiji finalli changed e layout n pretty much everithin else... added e theme frm SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS... haf not watched dat stoopid show b4... dun understand wad ish e hype abt it... aniwae... WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA? excatli... whu does a stoopid ting lyke dat... i noe i m sho gonna get killed 4 saein such blasphemous stuff of e grt spongebob.... but i seriousli tink dat SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ish e nxt satanic teletubbies... =P

BOON... part one of ur bdae gift... HAPPY BIRTHDAY~

johnny came over n spent e aftnoon... hahaz... was juz slackin ard... plaein stoopid games n all... had dinner wif him... den tok crap... learnt a lot frm him... taught moi quite a few killer moves... one of dese daez muz hang out wif desmond too... dat idert made moi laf lyke nobodi's business... another trip down memory lane... bein goin dere sho mani tymes dis few daes... was tinkin of stayin dere 4 gd... seems lyke not too bad a place... @ least... i can laf freeli dere... =)

wah lauz... wads rong wif moi adsl modem...?? y cant it work...?? now i haf 2 rely on dis laptop... damm mafan lorz... if it does not cum back alive soon... i'll kill it PERSONALLY... 2 make sure its dead... grrrrz... wassup wif it manz...??

juz called e bitch n wished him happie bdae... mad shit... 12 in e mornin still @ gym... hope he dun die... soon...
"HAPPY 19TH BIRTHDAY BOON CHYUAN!!!" arrghz... screw off lar... bWHAHAHAHAHAz... =)

i finalli finished PW... good riddance 2 it... in fact... screw it... onli haf one word 2 describe PW... BEAUTIFUL... its sho beautiful.. its farked up... pui... now onli supp papers left... hope 2 clear it... haiz... aniwae... ANG POW CHEW took part in SINGAPORE BRAINIEST loser... cld not even get a simple ans lyke flute... of cos lose lar... but not bad... act. he's quite zai... juz not dere yet... try hard lar brudder...

QUOTE OF THE DAY
"Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder and sadly, sometimes the beholder is blind."
- jiji^_^

woah... its PW dae again... sianz... juz finished all da minutes... gotta look 4 info... sianz... saw jean yeow yesterdae... n her secret lover... bWHAHAHAHAz... i shall threaten her wif dat... =P aft tmr... no more PW... nice... tmr oso e 1st dae of A's for A LOT of moi frenz... when i sae A LOT... it ish realli A LOT... hope dey will do well... dey oreadi came sho far... pple... muz remain focused... aint easi but its e end... u dun gif ur best now... when u plan 2 gif...?? sho conc. n kick sum ass... believe in urselves... cos everything that has a beginning has an end...

QUOTE OF THE DAY
"Everything that has a beginning has an end."
- The Oracle, The Matrix Revolutions

juz met marcus 4 dinner... near moi place... met him @ 8+... den we tok until abt 12+... caught up on old tymes... updated each other wif our lives... we too long neber see each other liaoz... nxt tyme muz ask junming n pohsiang along... den it'll juz be e few of us again... juz lyke good old tymes... realli laffed when we spoke of our past... realli laffed moi hrt out... haben laffed lyke dat 4 a veri long tyme... how sad... realli miss dose tymes manz... when it was simple n all...

aniwae... HAPPY 18TH BIRTHDAY YIHAN!!! u're 18 now... tyme 2 grow up... its 2dae... 8th of November... hope u grow sum hair 4 dis bdae... in short haf a grt dae n a grt yr ahead... =)

juz came back frm tan tock seng... tirin siaz... 4 e 1st tyme... realli felt lyke wolverine... all da wires n stuff... but e technician was nice lar... e nurses too... frenli... can joke... n chio summore... din realli haf a gd slp... felt kinda restrained by e wires... but soon mornin came n i was free 2 go... nice~... went 4 brkfast @ novena... had bk... bought e smackdown poster... quite kewl lar... $1 onli... buy lar... muz realli praise e staff @ novena BK... service realli gd... veri customer oriented... n not onli one of dem... but all of dem... pple shld realli learn frm dem... esp. e stoopid auntie @ cineleisure food court... cummon lar... pls go 4 a course on service...

ps. wishin all dose takin AO Mother Tongue paper 2dae all da best... =)
ps.� WWE SMACKDOWN wld be in singapore 5th december... all dose interested... pls lemme noe... thanx... =)

2dae quite stunnin... went up stage 4 fun... not bad larz... finalli felt how it was lyke 2 be on top... no easi... but nice... nxt yr i muz claw moi wae 2 da top... bleahz... oooh... shiok... went 4 lunch @ lips... almost e whole klass went... even though not veri gd... but it was quite an okae lunch 4 such a big grp of pple... on e wae 2 lips n back... met dis 2 galz 4 of vengeance...okae lar... we abit kuailan... realli made a fool out of dem... i'm sorrie larz... but no nid 2 wanna kill moi lorz... we were juz plaeful... den went 2 meet e T29 gang 4 matrix... revolutions... not bad lar... but din quite live up 2 its hype... n wun reveal 2 much off it... if not pple sure wanna humtum moi... goin 2 hospital liaoz... such a beautiful place... haf funz...

hey kelvin... dunno if u read dis... but dude... juz hang in dere... anithin u wanna tok abt... juz approach moi... dun worrie u'll be able 2 do it... in e mean tyme... juz stardee hard...

HAPPY 18TH BIRTHDAY ANDREW!!! ps. it was yesterdae... 1st November...
HAPPY 18TH BIRTHDAY WEIQI!!! ps. it was oso yesterdae... oso 1st November... =)