Monday, November 17, 2003

heyz... cailin... dun sho stress... smile more... n tingz wld work out... even if dey dun work out immediateli... u wld @ least feel better... sho smile... wise words frm jiji^_^... =)

JOKE OF THE DAY
Superman once wrote on the wall: "Batman is a wimp."
The next day Batman wrote: "Superman is Clark Kent."

ANOTHER JOKE OF THE DAY
One day Lone Ranger and his side kick Tonto were out riding when Lone Ranger jad to take a piss. So Lone Ranger goes over to the bush pulls down his pants and then he screams. He runs over to Tonto and says, "Tonto I've been bitten by a snake on my penis go to town and ask the doctor what to do."
So Tonto rides to town and goes to the doctor and says "Doctor, Lone Ranger has been bit by a snake what do I do?"
The doctor looks at Tonto and says, "You take a knife and make an x on the spot where he was bit, then you suck out the venim."
Tonto thanks the doctor and rides back to Lone Ranger and Lone Ranger asks "What did the doctor say?"
Tonto looks at Lone Ranger and says "Doctor say you gonna die!"

"HAPPY 17TH BIRTHDAY MELISSA!!!" its 2dae...!!!

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