Thursday, December 25, 2003

merry xmas...

Wednesday, December 24, 2003

went 2 watch LOTR ROTK... shiok... nice man... one of e few movies which i realli wanna watch zai...

Friday, December 19, 2003

was hangin out wif ahboi 2dae... went 2 PSA buildin wif him... he had 2 settle his taiwan embassy stuff... e receptionist damm xialan... WTH... dun lyke 2 tok 2 her... aft settlin his stuff... tham came down 2 meet us... considerin he works dere... sho it was kinda easi... but he was supposed 2 be workin... bWAHAHAHz... den he scared kena caught by his boss... well... ex boss now... aft dat... went 2 harbourfront hawker centre 2 eat... i ate fried wanton again... nice manz... 1st tyme ate wif yihan n viz... 2nd tyme wif ahboi... but damm nice lorz... aft dat ahboi came over 2 moi place n plaed abit of NBA 2003 n borrowed moi comics... sad stone cold's team lost n he had 2 go... hope mick foley brings him back successfully... hahaz... vince mcmahon gort busted open... loser... but undertaker lost e match... sianz...

TO THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE...
THAM... dun worrie... i'll survive... i'll hang in dere... congratz dude...
AHBOI... lose or damage moi beloved comics n u DIE!!!
JEFF, KOK LONG, VINCENT, WEIQIN, YIHAN... welcum back buggerz... glad u guyz made it back alive... even though u guyz din wait 4 moi 2 go... =P
YIHAN... hows ur leg... hope its better... or broken... *bleahz*
EVERYONE ELSE... deres grt fried wanton @ harbourfront hawker centre... e name ish HE JI WANTON NOODLES... stall no. 01-29... its gd... n sumone accompany moi 2 eat tian wai tian huo guo n dim sum buffet...

BIRTHDAY WISHES
HAPPY 18TH BIRTHDAY YVONNE!!! it was 16th of december...
HAPPY 18TH BIRTHDAY KIA WEE!!! it was 17th of december...
HAPPY 19TH BIRTHDAY CHURN YEOW!!! it was 16th of december...

Tuesday, December 16, 2003

woahz... juz caught Survivor: Pearl Islands Panama... damm zai... even though din realli lyke e final 2... but still quite a nice series... even though 2nite was e onli nite i caught it... realised all e factors which made survivor sho popular was still ard... realli take moi hat off to jonny fair play... cept dat his plae wasnt fair... lookin 4ward 2 Survior: All Stars... damm sure it'll be one heck of a show... until den... peace out...

Sunday, December 14, 2003

went 2 aidil's hse 2dae wif johnny n desmond... stayed dere n slacked ard until 11.30... e end of BAND OF BROTHERS... its quite a zai show... not too bad larz... sorrie guyz... din go4 coffee wif u all... but i broke mahz... nxt tyme... nxt tyme i will go... dun sae i dua u all until lyke dat lehz...

HAPPY 18TH BIRTHDAY JULIANA!!! ps. its 2dae...

Saturday, December 13, 2003

went 4 xmas plae 2003... okae lar... hafta sae dey put in effort... but quality dun tink as zai as last yr lar... sorrie guyz... but still congratz dat its over... btw... xmas plae 2002 rawks... =)

Wednesday, December 10, 2003

lyfe sux big tyme... period... it has been moi worst week ever since i haf memory... when wld it end...?? grrr... cld not even get dis ting 2 work dayz back... moi lyfe ish turnin 2 b a veri big joke... go ahead n laff...

Sunday, November 30, 2003

juz spent e wkend @ yihan's place... had a bbq... not bad lar... quite nice... was lyke a small gatherin 4 our grp... aniwae... we came up wif a punk on weiqin... n we pulled it off kinda successfulli... made him look lyke a fool... had a gd laught... juz moments aft dat... i went into e toilet... den e floor veri slippery... slipped n fell... e door was on moi right... used moi left hand 2 grab hold of e door 4 balance... n due 2 moi momentum... used moi right hand 2 slam e door or moi left... den in reaction... pulled moi left hand out... den gort a veri deep cut... den shuyi n clayton sent moi 2 thomson medical centre... e bill was 100+... damm sianz... but real grateful 2 CLAYTON n SHUYI... thanx guyz...

HAPPY 18TH BIRTHDAY LEISHA!!!
HAPPY 18TH BIRTHDAY JOHNNY!!!
ps. both of dem happen 2 fall on e same dae... its e 28th of november...

Saturday, November 22, 2003

Friday, November 21, 2003

arrghz... i m turnin into sumone else... sumone who i despise... i muz not lose sight of moi true self.... arrghz... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

Thursday, November 20, 2003

sister cailin... dun sho dulan... not gd 4 health... hopes everithin wld be better 4 u... =)

HAPPY 18TH BIRTHDAY ARIEL!!!

Tuesday, November 18, 2003

stardeed quite alot 2dae n yesterdae... not bad lar... =) n due 2 unpopular demand... spongebob squarepants' theme shall be removed frm dis blog as of dis moment... n it fully solidifies its status as a satanic bein aft teletubbies...

Monday, November 17, 2003

heyz... cailin... dun sho stress... smile more... n tingz wld work out... even if dey dun work out immediateli... u wld @ least feel better... sho smile... wise words frm jiji^_^... =)

JOKE OF THE DAY
Superman once wrote on the wall: "Batman is a wimp."
The next day Batman wrote: "Superman is Clark Kent."

ANOTHER JOKE OF THE DAY
One day Lone Ranger and his side kick Tonto were out riding when Lone Ranger jad to take a piss. So Lone Ranger goes over to the bush pulls down his pants and then he screams. He runs over to Tonto and says, "Tonto I've been bitten by a snake on my penis go to town and ask the doctor what to do."
So Tonto rides to town and goes to the doctor and says "Doctor, Lone Ranger has been bit by a snake what do I do?"
The doctor looks at Tonto and says, "You take a knife and make an x on the spot where he was bit, then you suck out the venim."
Tonto thanks the doctor and rides back to Lone Ranger and Lone Ranger asks "What did the doctor say?"
Tonto looks at Lone Ranger and says "Doctor say you gonna die!"

"HAPPY 17TH BIRTHDAY MELISSA!!!" its 2dae...!!!

Saturday, November 15, 2003

jiji finalli changed e layout n pretty much everithin else... added e theme frm SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS... haf not watched dat stoopid show b4... dun understand wad ish e hype abt it... aniwae... WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA? excatli... whu does a stoopid ting lyke dat... i noe i m sho gonna get killed 4 saein such blasphemous stuff of e grt spongebob.... but i seriousli tink dat SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ish e nxt satanic teletubbies... =P

Wednesday, November 12, 2003

BOON... part one of ur bdae gift... HAPPY BIRTHDAY~
johnny came over n spent e aftnoon... hahaz... was juz slackin ard... plaein stoopid games n all... had dinner wif him... den tok crap... learnt a lot frm him... taught moi quite a few killer moves... one of dese daez muz hang out wif desmond too... dat idert made moi laf lyke nobodi's business... another trip down memory lane... bein goin dere sho mani tymes dis few daes... was tinkin of stayin dere 4 gd... seems lyke not too bad a place... @ least... i can laf freeli dere... =)

Tuesday, November 11, 2003

wah lauz... wads rong wif moi adsl modem...?? y cant it work...?? now i haf 2 rely on dis laptop... damm mafan lorz... if it does not cum back alive soon... i'll kill it PERSONALLY... 2 make sure its dead... grrrrz... wassup wif it manz...??
juz called e bitch n wished him happie bdae... mad shit... 12 in e mornin still @ gym... hope he dun die... soon...
"HAPPY 19TH BIRTHDAY BOON CHYUAN!!!" arrghz... screw off lar... bWHAHAHAHAHAz... =)

Monday, November 10, 2003

i finalli finished PW... good riddance 2 it... in fact... screw it... onli haf one word 2 describe PW... BEAUTIFUL... its sho beautiful.. its farked up... pui... now onli supp papers left... hope 2 clear it... haiz... aniwae... ANG POW CHEW took part in SINGAPORE BRAINIEST loser... cld not even get a simple ans lyke flute... of cos lose lar... but not bad... act. he's quite zai... juz not dere yet... try hard lar brudder...

QUOTE OF THE DAY
"Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder and sadly, sometimes the beholder is blind."
- jiji^_^
woah... its PW dae again... sianz... juz finished all da minutes... gotta look 4 info... sianz... saw jean yeow yesterdae... n her secret lover... bWHAHAHAHAz... i shall threaten her wif dat... =P aft tmr... no more PW... nice... tmr oso e 1st dae of A's for A LOT of moi frenz... when i sae A LOT... it ish realli A LOT... hope dey will do well... dey oreadi came sho far... pple... muz remain focused... aint easi but its e end... u dun gif ur best now... when u plan 2 gif...?? sho conc. n kick sum ass... believe in urselves... cos everything that has a beginning has an end...

QUOTE OF THE DAY
"Everything that has a beginning has an end."
- The Oracle, The Matrix Revolutions

Saturday, November 08, 2003

juz met marcus 4 dinner... near moi place... met him @ 8+... den we tok until abt 12+... caught up on old tymes... updated each other wif our lives... we too long neber see each other liaoz... nxt tyme muz ask junming n pohsiang along... den it'll juz be e few of us again... juz lyke good old tymes... realli laffed when we spoke of our past... realli laffed moi hrt out... haben laffed lyke dat 4 a veri long tyme... how sad... realli miss dose tymes manz... when it was simple n all...

aniwae... HAPPY 18TH BIRTHDAY YIHAN!!! u're 18 now... tyme 2 grow up... its 2dae... 8th of November... hope u grow sum hair 4 dis bdae... in short haf a grt dae n a grt yr ahead... =)

Friday, November 07, 2003

juz came back frm tan tock seng... tirin siaz... 4 e 1st tyme... realli felt lyke wolverine... all da wires n stuff... but e technician was nice lar... e nurses too... frenli... can joke... n chio summore... din realli haf a gd slp... felt kinda restrained by e wires... but soon mornin came n i was free 2 go... nice~... went 4 brkfast @ novena... had bk... bought e smackdown poster... quite kewl lar... $1 onli... buy lar... muz realli praise e staff @ novena BK... service realli gd... veri customer oriented... n not onli one of dem... but all of dem... pple shld realli learn frm dem... esp. e stoopid auntie @ cineleisure food court... cummon lar... pls go 4 a course on service...

ps. wishin all dose takin AO Mother Tongue paper 2dae all da best... =)
ps.� WWE SMACKDOWN wld be in singapore 5th december... all dose interested... pls lemme noe... thanx... =)

Thursday, November 06, 2003

2dae quite stunnin... went up stage 4 fun... not bad larz... finalli felt how it was lyke 2 be on top... no easi... but nice... nxt yr i muz claw moi wae 2 da top... bleahz... oooh... shiok... went 4 lunch @ lips... almost e whole klass went... even though not veri gd... but it was quite an okae lunch 4 such a big grp of pple... on e wae 2 lips n back... met dis 2 galz 4 of vengeance...okae lar... we abit kuailan... realli made a fool out of dem... i'm sorrie larz... but no nid 2 wanna kill moi lorz... we were juz plaeful... den went 2 meet e T29 gang 4 matrix... revolutions... not bad lar... but din quite live up 2 its hype... n wun reveal 2 much off it... if not pple sure wanna humtum moi... goin 2 hospital liaoz... such a beautiful place... haf funz...

Sunday, November 02, 2003

hey kelvin... dunno if u read dis... but dude... juz hang in dere... anithin u wanna tok abt... juz approach moi... dun worrie u'll be able 2 do it... in e mean tyme... juz stardee hard...

HAPPY 18TH BIRTHDAY ANDREW!!! ps. it was yesterdae... 1st November...
HAPPY 18TH BIRTHDAY WEIQI!!! ps. it was oso yesterdae... oso 1st November... =)

Friday, October 31, 2003

went 2 sakae 4 lunch 2dae... quite a few of us went... but mani pangseh... not too bad larz... e food was quite okae... but e dessert was heavenli... shiok... nice... muz go again one of dese daez..

Monday, October 27, 2003

moi results suck... big tyme... screw off lar... grrrr... =(
juz finished PW final written report lorz... its mad manz... stoopid hell... still awake... knn... neber mind lar... tink i'll finish watchin AMERICAN WEDDING larz... lyke dat oso gd... yee sent moi sho long ago... yet i haben watch finish yet... he sure kpkb wan lar... @ least i wun be late 4 skl... arrrghz... screw PW... stoopid lame retarded shit... =P

Saturday, October 25, 2003

ooooooh... e pics r finalli uploaded... kewl...

HAPPY 18TH BIRTHDAY MICHELLE!!! it was 24TH of OCTOBER...

Thursday, October 23, 2003

it was grad dae 2dae... cld haf been mine... haiz... sho sad... tingz happened... den cannot graduate wif all moi buddies 2dae... wondered when i wld haf a chance 2 graduate too... damm sianz lorz... had lunch wif t29 @ seoul garden... almost e whole klass went... had fun lar... not too bad... gonna miss dis pple manz...

Wednesday, October 22, 2003

went 2 buy a digicam 2dae... bought a watch wif moi bro n vincent... all of us bought one... moi bro bought 4 himself... vincent bought 4 his mom... n i bought 4... i haben decide whu 2 gif 2 yet... bleah... aniwae... went 2 get moi digicam aft dat... lame larz... we gort into 64... tinkin dat we wld get 2 taka... in e end... we did get 2 taka... but after a long wae... took hr+ ar... but juz tok cock wif e vincent... sho not TOO bad... went 2 taka 2 check out seoul garden 4 e T29 lunch tmr... aft checkin seoul out... went 2 wait 4 162... wif vincent... as we were waitin... guess whu we saw...?? we saw serene... n beautiful vincent juz left moi 2 go home alone... wad a farker... aniwae took a bus down a few stops... den waited 4 moi mom 2 finish work... den went home 2gether... wad a filial son m i manz... nice... but cannot bitch too much abt vincent too... cos i oso pang seh him once or twice... bWHAHAHAz... vincent... bet u're flippin when u r readin dis... sho... i shall be nice n 4give u... wad a nice guy m i rite... BEAUTIFUL...

Tuesday, October 21, 2003

stressed ar... gonna get moi promos results soon... arrghz... e stakes sure r high dis tyme... hope i wun disappoint larz... pls dun screw moi @ dis pt. of tyme... i promise 2 be a gd boi... n i'll watch lesser cartoons... arrrrrrrrghz... i muz be goin crazi liaoz... siaoz...

Monday, October 20, 2003

attended e lousi first aid course 2dae... AGAIN... damm lame larz... juz cos i neber attend one of e briefins... i had 2 kena e borin ting all over again... wth...

Saturday, October 18, 2003

juz had a chalet... damm tired... caught infernal affairs 2 wif kenneth on his bdae... quite nice lar... not bad... tired...

Friday, October 17, 2003

sianz... its realli one word 2dae... sianz...

Monday, October 13, 2003

cool... e new layout ish finalli out... its to commemorate e end of moi promos... n maebe lyfe... thanx 2 winston... thanx 2 andrew... thanx 2 lydia... 4 contributin in one wae or e other... aniwae... e REALM OF jiji^_^ is here... n all dose whu wanna be linked or link... juz leave moi a msg... thanx...

Sunday, October 12, 2003

woah... da previous wk was a real hectic one... realli wish i can make it 4 moi promos... haiz... realli tough... one more paper on mon... its physics... lets hope i can clear it... on fridae... aft our chem paper... most of moi klass went 4 lunch not bad lar... quite nice... aft lunch... we were walkin ard... den we felt quite sianz sho... moi... nicholas... michael... siyuan... david... thomas... went swesens n eat... spent abt 2 bucks each... cheap rite... dun tell u e secret... aft dat... we went 2 parklane 4 LAN... spent 3+ hours dere... we muz be mad lar... still haf xams on mon... lost it liaoz ar... but on e whole... not bad lar... make moi wanna stardee more... aniwae... fri muz be e swayest dae of david's lyfe... dun wanna go into details... but dun worrie lar dude... its oreadi over...

gort alot of pples bdae came n gone... sho heres to dem...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY EILEEN JIE!!! its on e 8th of october...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY WEIQIN!!! its on e 9th of october...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY YUAN YUAN!!! its on e 9th of october...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LYDIA!!! its on e 10th of october...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY HANSEL!!! its on e 11th of october...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY XIUWEN!!! its on e 12th of october...

kewl... sho mani oct babies... still gort quite a few more 2 cum...
ALL ABOUT jiji^_^

1. WHAT TIME DO YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?
it depends on what time i feel like waking up...

2. IF YOU COULD EAT LUNCH WITH ONE FAMOUS PERSON, WHO WOULD IT BE?
GOD... but when i ask other people that question they say they want to lunch with me... so i guess the answer is me...

3. GOLD OR SILVER?
diamonds are MY best friends... period...

4. WHAT WAS THE LAST FILM YOU SAW AT THE CINEMA?
turn left turn right...

5. FAVOURITE TV SHOW?
smallville...

6. WHAT DO YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST?
anything which can break my fast

7. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE LEFT IN A ROOM WITH?
please refer to question 2. if i were to lunch with Him... it better be somewhere nice... in a room preferably... unless it is nicer outdoors but many things can happen when you are alone in a room... well lets not go there...

8. CAN YOU TOUCH YOUR NOSE WITH YOUR TONGUE?
well... no... but my tongue can touch your nose and vice versa... well... you do get my point...?? right...??

9. WHAT INSPIRES YOU?
inspiration

10. WHAT'S YOUR MIDDLE NAME?
inspiration... guess i inspire myself... please refer to question 9.

11. BEACH, CITY, OR COUNTRY?
a country where the beach is just next to the city...

12. SUMMER OR WINTER?
winter especially when it freezes your ass off...

13. YUM?
my...?? what are you expecting me to say...?? you did not even ask me a question...

14. BUTTERED, PLAIN, OR SALTED POPCORN?
buttered... the same way some people would be when i am done with them...

15. FAVOURITE CAR?
tamiya...?? anything which looks nice on wheels... including me holding onto wheels...

16. FAVOURITE SANDWICH FILLING?
sand...?? anything which makes the sandwich nice... really lar... no preference...

17. FAVOURITE TYPE OF MUSIC?
pop... r&b... anything which sounds good... especially my voice...

19. WHAT CHARACTERISTIC DO YOU DESPISE
people who are not true to their heart...

20. FAVOURITE FLOWER?
vanda miss joaquim... juz beautiful...

21. IF YOU HAD A BIG WIN IN THE LOTTERY, HOW LONG WOULD YOU WAIT TO SPEND ALL?
immediately... because it would take eternity for me to finish spending it...

22. DO YOU WEAR PYJAMAS?
only if you wear pink colour blue polka dot bunny suit with yellow stripes...

23. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?
look into them and discover for yourself...

24. HOW MANY KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING?
err... quite a duh question right... how mani ears do you have on your ear ring...??

25. WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO RETIRE?
i am not very sure... but i know who i want to retire...

26. CAN YOU JUGGLE?
of course... studies... friends... family...

27. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE DAY OF THE WEEK?
jijiday... or any other day...

28. RED OR WHITE WINE?
do they come in other colours...??

29. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY?
the same thing i do every other birthday... try to take over the world... of course not... who do you take me for...?? the brain...??

30. DO YOU CARRY A DONOR CARD?
blood... the gift of life...

31. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?
bankbook...

32. FAVOURITE BOARD GAME?
risk... especially when i rule the world...

33. FAVOURITE MAGAZINE?
M16... carbine would be fine too...

34. FAVOURITE SMELLS?
none... i do not like things which smells...

35. COMFORT FOOD?
even worse... when food comforts you... you need serious comforting... think psychiatric help would be better off for you...

36. FAVOURITE SOUND?
ultrasound... bet you cannot hear it right...?? only smart and cool people can hear it... guess i am one of them... smart and cool... =)

37. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD?
wishing that you were me but realising that you are not...

38. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?
what a beautiful world it is... it has ME...

39. FAVOURITE FAST FOOD PLACE?
too fast for it to be on my favourite list...

41. FINISH THIS STATEMENT. "IF I HAD A LOT OF MONEY,
you would have a wallet which is empty...

43. DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?
yes... stuffed bears... stuffed bunnies... stuffed puppies... hey... u can be stuffed too...

44. STORMS, COOL OR SCARY?
cool... especially the way she looks in x-men...

47. FINISH THIS STATEMENT, "IF I HAD THE TIME,
time is not as issue here...

48. DO YOU EAT STEMS OF BROCCOLI?
what kind of question is this...?? its like do you eat the cheese in your cheeseburger...?? come on... they come in a package... and where does the stem of the broccoli end and when does the broccoli start...??

49. IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD YOU CHOOSE?
why dye your hair when you can dye other stuff...?? like clothes...?? or your friends' hair...??

50. WHAT IS UNDER YOUR BED?
my dark twin who i keep chained up... of course its the floor... or do YOU wished to be chained up under my bed...??

Tuesday, October 07, 2003

WTF... stressed ar... juz realised moi maths reallli hopeles... arrghz... how...?? onli abt 33+hrs 2 moi maths promo paper... n countin... die ar... die ar...

Monday, October 06, 2003

yippee... lana n clark finalli kissed... shiok... but lana lyke hesitant lehz... how can... sad clark... ning caichen oso nid 2 make a decision... wonder wad wld he do... holland v oso damm cunnin... brought e story 2yrs into e future... w/o saein wad happened in between... quite zai ar... dis wae of tellin stories... aniwae... quite an uneventful dae... been doin e norm... went 2 see a doctor 4 moi flu... hope i get well in tyme... 4 moi xams...

Sunday, October 05, 2003

did more stardeein 2dae... not too bad... but as wad ming said... nid 2 go memorise all da formulas n stuff... but hate it ar... guess i haf no choice... juz hafta chiong...

Saturday, October 04, 2003

junming came 2 help moi wif moi maths yesterdae... not too bad lar... showin hope... juz hope dat tingz wld be fyne on e dae of e paper... as i was doin maths... i introduced him 2 e game "Yu-Gi-Oh Duel Monsters"... now he's hooked onto it... told u guyz it was a grt game...

HAPPY 18th BIRTHDAY MELISSA!!!

Thursday, October 02, 2003

dyin ar... tink i gettin SARS soon... sianz... headache... aches... cough... sore throat... running nose... arrgh... but still... din stop moi frm goin swensens wif nic n david... hahaz... spend abt $8... but had moi fill lar... not bad... swensens havin sum promotion now... quite worth ur moni... shld gif it a try...

Wednesday, October 01, 2003

woah... went 4 a lunch @ dan ryans' wif the council peepz... damm long neber haf such a gd lunch liaoz... shiokz... e lunch was gd... servins big lar... @ least dey r big compared 2 other places... but wads big 2 moi...?? bWAHAHAz... aniwae... almost played TFT wif kenzhang n yihan... but din lar... guess lyke dat oso gd... wun get distracted...

Monday, September 29, 2003

finalli caught turn left turn rite... wif jeff... vince... kok... a veri nice movie... definateli a must watch... AGAIN... n AGAIN... n AGAIN...

Saturday, September 27, 2003

not bad... i cooked 2dae... fried rice... quite zai... haben perfect yet... but gonna try moi hands @ chicken rice liaoz... wanna learn how 2 cook... kewl...

QUOTE OF THE DAY

"The difference between dreams and achivements is pure desire"
- World Wrestling Entertainment RAW

Friday, September 26, 2003

damm sianz ar... i damm sick... havin gastric flu... e guyz finish deir paper yesterdae... den goin 2 yihan's place... i givin it a miss lar... not feelin well... how 2 go...?? i still havin paper in 2 wks tyme lorz... sianz... stoopid yihan... was tokin 2 him over e fone... 4 abt 5+ hrs... madness lar... frm i prepare 2 go slp tok until tyme 4 moi brudder 2 go skl... now i feelin even worse... kaoz... tink i'm dyin...

Wednesday, September 24, 2003

zai boh... in skl still gort tyme 2 blog... of cos can blog lar... i feelin bored mahz... wad e hell... haiz... stress ar... shld be doin sumthin else now... shld not even be here... haiz... =(

Tuesday, September 23, 2003

PW again... 2nd draft lar... irritatin... nnbccb... grrr... den jian-hui n eugene was sluggin it out while zhongchou moi n weiling were juz ston stonin stoned... both of dem did most of e work... not bad... looks quite zai... gort hope...

Monday, September 22, 2003

elaine toh juz left 2dae 4 london 2 stardee... sho shiok... moi... cy... lek... kia wee... went 2 buy a discman 4 her... sent her off... hansel... ben... kel... yangwei... supposed to go... but dey pang seh... evil lar...
tired ar... sianz... sho tired... sho sianz... arrghz... screw off... =P

ALL THE BEST TO MISS ELAINE TOH... HOPE SHE HAS A GREAT TRIP...

Thursday, September 18, 2003

was watchin e SM bdae celebration tingy... quite cool... i mean... if u're 80... wld u haf sho mani pple celebratin wif u anot... speaks a lot of wad he had done... lanmo died... sho sadz... *sobz* =(

HAPPY BELATED 80th BIRTHDAY SENIOR MINISTER!!! it was on 16th Sept...
HAPPY 18th BIRTHDAY NICHOLAS!!!

Wednesday, September 17, 2003

was tokin to moi HT 2dae... as much as he looks slack n act as if he doesnt care... he does... surprisin but tru... n he has been keepin a watch on us too... asked him wads moi chances of gettin promoted... he said slim... moi sciences r okae... but moi maths ish not... its a screw up... its less den 3 wks 2 moi promos n i tremble when maths ish mentioned... how can...?? i cannot KO again... cant afford to... too much ish on e line... arrgh... muz mug n mug n mug...

Tuesday, September 16, 2003

did PW... finalli mastered e microfilm reader or wadever... learnt by copyin e lady beside moi... but sum old idert came up 2 moi n taught moi e same ting 4 3 tymes... 4 christ's sake... b4 u came over... i oreadi noe how 2 use... juz i not used to it... u no nid 2 cum over n make moi feel lyke a retard not once... not twice... but 3 tymes... u askin 4 it izzit... jin dulan...
but quite kewl lar... even though we din act. find anithin useful... but i finalli saw e legendary jerome... of cos its weiling jerome... its AC jerome... kewl...
wah lau... damm sianz... promos cumin... damm pressure... moi maths ish screwed up... i juz did e blardy online physics test... nnb... onli gort 12/25... i realli pia lorz... WTH... i muz do again tmr nite... aft stardeein properli 4 it... i muz improve... maths most prob screw up... cant afford e same 4 moi phy n chem... arrgh...
hey... 2 all u pple takin prelims out dere... work harder... dun despair... i see u all aft 2 daes... u all look sho forlorn... cannot remain lyke dat... pick ur spirits up n kick sum ass... u all muz do well... cant gif out... ur race ish endin liaoz...
eh... t29 kias... i see u all aft chem n maths 2dae... lyke totalli gone... pls lar... muz work lehz... A's cumin n its damm impt... i chongin 4 moi promos... u all muz do e same... juz remember one ting... moi present klass gort no blardy place 4 all ur asses... sho u all better make it... or i'll brk u...
ALL THE BEST!!! jia you~

Sunday, September 14, 2003

wah lauz... damm anti climax lehz... cant triple h juz fight properli 4 once...?? use wad sledgehammer...?? i sledgehammer his ass lar... sho excitin... winner cld haf been goldberg lor... until ric flair threw in e bloody sledgehammer... wah lau ehz... still damm pissed... aft winnin e match... evolution still cum in kpkb... beat goldberg up... if i was dere... i wld haf creamed deir asses... n shoved e bloody sledgehammer up deir asses... dis elimination match not as bloody as e 1st one... quite disappointin 4 a main event lar... tink its due to triple h's injuries... he gort quite a lot of dem... groin n quadriceps kena... 4given... but i expect a better match frm him... until unforgiven... still tink da lesnar angle match was much better... ciaoz...
jeff... do wad u nid 2 do... get wad u nid 2 get... no regrets... all da best...
down wif all dose whu r anti kazza... w/o kazza... where m i gonna d/l songz... u all evil anti kazza pple... sho insensitive... DIE~ aniwae... juz d/l e whole pan weibo cd dis mornin... tru irc... siaoz lor.. damm tough... now yee sendin moi songz... THANKS ANDREW!!!

DIE ANTI KAZZA SUPPORTERS DIE~
juz caught e shane mcmahon - eric bischoff match... all i can sae... its zai... in e middle abt lame n borin... when coach gort stale... not funnie lor... stone cold came out n turned tingz ard... dat was nice... e shootin star press was a display of shane's dedication n never die spirit... *salutes*
GO SHANE!!!

QUOTE OF THE DAY

"War does not determine who is right, but who is left."
- World Wrestling Entertainment Pay Per View "Summerslam 2003"

Saturday, September 13, 2003

was damm sianz frm stardeein... minimal lar... sho i caught s-league on channel i... watched e match between geylang united n tanjong pagar... e score was 5-0 in e favour of geylang united... aniwae... felt dat e standard not dere lor... alot of more goals cld haf been scored... more 2 be improved in general...

Thursday, September 11, 2003

2dae ish e actual mid autumn... paisei 4 e mistake... jiji apologises... =) its all dose stoopid kids lar... plaein lantern 4 sho mani daes until i lost count of e date... kaoz... i miss dose daes... when i was one of dose stoopid kid... cum 2 tink of it... jiji... stoopid...?? nah...
finalli caught HOME RUN wif moi laobu... okae lar... not a bad show... but a little over-rated... went 4 lunch @ seoul garden b4 dat... aft goin 2 dat place... realised y i dislyke it sho much... i alwaes 4get y... den when i eat dere... it all cums back 2 moi... happens 2 moi all da tyme... aniwae... dat place... lousi food... even worse service... kaoz... stoopid place... dun tink wld be goin back dere 2 get cheated...

Tuesday, September 09, 2003

hey hey... mid autumn 2dae... shiok... see all e kids plaein downstairs... fireworks n stuff... i tink can trash july 4th ar... fireworks everiwhere... damm chio... sho nice n pretty... eh kok... sorrie 4 e nxt part ar... i tink steve irvin... e croc hunter or wadever ish a retarded idert... i mean... @1st kinda cool lar... but dun kah jiao e crocs everiwk lehz... u retard or sumthin izzit... wld u lyke it if sum idert cum n disturb ur daughter everi wk... get a lyfe lar... dun piss pple off... or crocs... mani pple haf been askin moi 2 stardee... n i'll work hard on it... wun disappoint... i hope...

THE FOLLOWING ANNOUNCEMENT IS BY THE MANAGEMENT,jiji.

TO ALL YOU NICE LITTLE FOLKS OUT THERE WHO ARE FOUND WITHOLDING CERTAIN IMPORTANT INFORMATION FROM THE ALMIGHTY,jiji , BE PREPARED TO FACE CERTAIN NAGGING. SO PLEASE COME CLEAN WITH WHATEVER YOU HAVE AND PLEASE HAVE A NICE DAY. =)

THE PRECEDING ANNOUNCEMENT IS BY THE MANAGEMENT,jiji.

ps. it was directed to certain de*r out dere... =P

Monday, September 08, 2003

wah lau... 2daes smallville ar... not bad... but e new sheriff sibei guai lan ar... dare 2 kp clark... neber die b4 ar... later he melt ur ass... but lana damm zai... managed 2 save clark... kewl... n lex... u wuss... nxt tyme... juz shoot dat idert n step on his filhy carcass... n wipe ur boots on his face... settled... short n beautiful... SARS ish back... wad e hell... juz as predicted... its cumin back... lyke dat oso not bad... maebe promos maebe cancelled n plane tix would be cheaper... nice...

Sunday, September 07, 2003

deres dis VS kia... whu ish in VJ now lar... he stays near moi place lar... one yr moi junior... saw him 2dae... when i was on moi wae 2 meet e guyz... he more or less look e same... but dere ish a different feel 2 him now... more matured i guess... how tyme flies... haiz... muz be gettin old liaoz... den tot of moi mom... no... he does not remind moi of moi mom... i juz happen 2 tink of her... i realised moi mom oso not gettin young liaoz... better spend more tyme wif her... if not regret den sianz diaoz... u onli live ur lyfe once... n she's onli ur mom once... value dat... its fate... or destiny... or wadever lar... u get moi pt... went wisma... wif jeff... viz... n han... ate kfc... den hanged ard... we literalli relac... jangan tension... i bought moi gift... now no nid 2 feel sho guilty 4 gettin 2 buy pples bdae gift liaoz... den we walk ard... plaed PS2 @ e sony shop... damm... makin moi feel lyke gettin a PS2 all over again... i will get it... one dae... one fyne dae... went 2 see sum sofas too... moi sofa cumin apart... sianz... n no... its not becos of moi... muz get one which wld be damm comfy... den nice...

Saturday, September 06, 2003

feelin darn confused... y...?? i dunno... juz confused n sianz... realised moi ritin style ish evlovin... due to all e blog readin... wah lau... how can evolve... cannot evolve lor... i muz continue bitchin... cos i learn frm e best... BITCH BEN... now aka HOLY BEN...

Friday, September 05, 2003

viz n yihan complainin dat dey haf not seen moi 4 a veri long tyme... n i haf not gone out wif dem 4 hell long... now spendin tyme wif moi laobu... which i previousli haf not done b4... aint dat e pt... i had not spent enuff tyme wif her... datz y muz make up 4 lost tyme... n u guyz oso... alwaes call moi last min... datz y i cannot appear mahz... no notice @ all... i not superstar lar... no nid 2 make appointment... but muz gimme sum tyme 2 react oso... hope u guyz wld understand... u all not moi best fren 4 nuthin lehz... i feel dat e jack neo show on mondae nitez now gettin lame... e liang simei ting gettin stale... but not irritatin yet... as jeff brought up... we've grown up n matured... e same jokes dun appeal 2 us animore... guess datz e reason y i feel dat e comedy nite 2003 lost its touch... hope dey can do it in such a wae dat dey wld appeal 2 us teenagers too... saw an indian couple on e bus 2dae... dey were havin a tiff... den dey gort off @ same bus stop as moi... while i wait 4 moi nxt bus... i gort free show... not dat i racist... but i realised deir tinkin differs frm e chinese... guess its e upbringin... its neither gd nor bad... juz different... we maybe all humans... but dere r differences to us... hope dat we can overlook it... n live as one whole happili ever after...

Thursday, September 04, 2003

2dae went back 2 skl... realised everione half dead... muz be miss moi larz... but dey more or less remained dat wae lehz... sho sianz... not fun @ all wan... seems lyke another SARS virus hit CJC... Students-Are-Really-Sian... okae lar... i noe not funnie... but moi blog mahz... TOO BAD...

QUOTE OF THE DAY
In order to know where he is going, Man needs to understand where he has been.
- Don Vincente Marino Ramirez

HAPPY 18TH BIRTHDAY ZHIQIANG!!!
HAPPY BELATED 17TH BIRTHDAY STEPHANIE!!! ps. its on the 3rd of Sept... paisei... =P
wah lau eh... aft sho mani mani daes of brk... jiji ish finalli back... back n ready 2 go to skl... quite sianz @ home... but @ least get 2 njoy n relac... not too bad lar... quite sianz... hope skl wld be more fun...

Monday, September 01, 2003

listenin to jay now... sibei song... wonderin wad i'm up sho earli 4...?? sianz manz... haiz... tink i'll plae game... feng yun 2... damm song... finalli gort 2 use bu jingyun... quite zai... trained moi nie feng until damm zai... aniwae... wakin up earli oso gort its pros... even though u tink u're lackin slp... i found out sumthin cool... rite kel...?? wah lau... damm dulan... msgin 1/2 wae... moi fone can hang... WTH... I WANT A REFUND...

Sunday, August 31, 2003

went out wif mom n brudder 2dae... cldn't decide where 2 go... sho decided on goin 2 J8 n watchin home run since moi n moi mom haben watch yet... den moi brudder watch again lorz... too badz... but too badz 4 us... no tix... sianz manz... sundae muz haf sho mani pple mehz...?? no movie... sho went shoppin... hahaz... mother payin... no kick manz... went 2 but sandalz... den buy slippers... e slippers matchin okae... mine match moi mom's... moi mom's matches moi brudder's... moi brudder's match mine... tink u get e idea lar... abit gay... but COOLZ... aft dat went 4 dinner... wanted 2 go SAKAE... but full hse... sianz... den tot of seoul garden... sho ex 4 lousi food... arrghz... sho in e end went food court... lyke dat oso gd larz... can save moni... aft dat went 2 popular 2 get stationery... tink i gort moiself a lot of useless stuff... but wad e heck... whu cares... bWAHAHAz... finalli headed 2 sembawang music 2 get JAY CHOU's FOURTH album "YEI HUI MEI".... damm cool arz... i'm a happie manz... =) *peace in*

Friday, August 29, 2003

2dae ish teachers' dae celebrations... CJ celebration all one patern one... performance... potluck... go home... no change... tham said he wld be dropping by... n he did lar... but he neber cum find us 1st... how can... aniwae took a pic wif e t29 peepz... sho sadz... cld be e last tyme havin a celebration lyke dis wif dem... chen jong passed moi feng yun 2... wah lauz... damm zai... fun sia... feng yun rawks... now dat reminds moi... veri long neber read tian xia liaoz... even longer neber pae e comic inn jiejie liaoz... siaoz liaoz... confirm owe her @ least a few hundred bucks... sianz... went back 2 VS 2dae... wif hansel... lek... n xiaocong... shared a cab back... waited 4 joraine 2 leave 1st... wah lauz... how can leave her alone in klass when everione else zao... i ish a gentleman lorz... aniwae... jeff... clay... n nic... wetn 2 hang out... supposed 2 meet dem if gort tyme lar... finalli went back 2 VS... act. cannot sae went back 2 VS lar... was neber realli dere or spent tyme... shld sae went 2 e new VS... e moment step foot in VS... saw e teachers zaoin on e bus... hansel n i looked @ each other... n did wad we did best... we asked mrs desouza whether it was okae 2 board e bus... she said okae... n we went up shaking hands... felt lyke sum mp... but sum of e teachers were quite surprised dat we act. did it... while other teachers were quite happie dat we act. made it back... aft e hands shaking ceremony... we went 2 e staff rm... saw ms lau... ms toh... e previous ms ernie... now dunno mrs wad... den we chit chat abit... churn yeow n jeremy... e one frm 4J... was dere earlier... den everione had 2 go... e 3 of us... moi... hansel... lek... went 4 lunch @ e skl canteen... had 2 try out e food... not too bad lar... oso quite cheap... aft lunch... we went up 2 look 4 ex ms teo... e present mrs foo... den we chat summore lor... realli felt dat tyme juz flew by us... aft all e chit chatin... e 3 musketeers den embarked on an adventure... 2 explore e skl... hansel n lek met one of deir juniors... tink he's called soon heng or sumthin lar... hes e now clt of VS Land... he brought us 2 e CCA rms... wah lau... shiok... cant believe it... air n sea finalli gort a rm of its own... when i went in... saw one of e sec 2 sea guy... n a sec 3 air guy... e sea guy recongnised moi... while i had no idea whu e heck he was... aniwae... quite shocked... e word ish not surprised... its shocked dat edwin n francis act. went 4 e clt course... dey r e 2 pple whu i least expect 2 cum back... aft dat... we explored everiwhere else... e hall... foyer... everiwhere... den we chanced upon dis klassrm which was on e top floor... shiok... gort sea view lor... realli gd lyfe manz... aniwae... e new skl rawks... n its worth e moni... anione not happie wif e moni spent on e new skl... cum n look 4 moi... i'll teach him... left e skl @ abt 2... left wif johnny n lek... hansel took cab... den @ e bus stop saw xuanyu n darrius... den we all took e same bus... den we chit chat lor... lek gort off 1st... den e rest of us gort off @ e same stop... xuanyu went 2 meet frenz 4 movie while darrius went home... johnny came over 2 moi place 2 chill out... he was plaein fifa... while i accidentali dozed off... sorrie dude... den i spoke 2 him... veri long neber tok 2 him liaoz... missed e daes when he moi n des worked n chilled out aft work... plae lan... watch movie... go eat... anithin... alwaes gort programme dose were e daes... realli missed it... he asked moi 2 work hard... guess i realli haf to... gonna meet up wif him n des soon... soon ish aft promos... den can hang out again... he left moi hse abt 6... headin 4 bishan... 2 do sum project on s-league... i wonder y dey wanna do on s-league... i mean dey suck lor... hahaz... aniwae... gd luck dude...

HAPPY 18TH BIRTHDAY CLAYTON!!!
HAPPY 18TH BIRTHDAY VIVIAN!!!
HAPPY nTH BIRTHDAY MRS TAI!!!
ps. sorrie 4 e nTh bdae... but realli haf no idea how old r u... =P
aniwae... all u bdae pple... haf a grt dae... =)

Thursday, August 28, 2003

finalli... moi popular card came... sho happie... hahaz.. shiok... 2dae moi klass bakin cookies 4 tmr... teachers' dae lehz... of cos 4 teachers... haf a feelin it'll be not bad... shiokz...

Tuesday, August 26, 2003

boon sent his 1st msg 2dae... wah lau... aft sho long... slacker... how can 4get us... @ least he did... if not when he's back... i sure humtum him... CJ had a blackout 2dae... but din njoy it... cos i was @ home... of cos pon lar duh... hahaz... how cld i haf missed it... sianz... wld not wanna miss it 4 e world lorz... da guyz had n earli dae... n dey no nid mc... arrghz... sianz... spent e whole dae plaein feng yun 2 n did sum phy... feng yun 2 rawks...

Monday, August 25, 2003

2dae was e bball finals between 1T28 n 1T20... we lost... michael was visibly sad... but its okae... u did ur best... we did ours too... nvm... nxt yr we'll do better... congrats to 1T20 4 doin a grt job... u all seem 2 be winnin alot of stuff... bud beware... nxt yr... we'll cum back n we'll rise frm e ashes... sho beware... 2dae oso finalli gort moi printer... its printer, scanner n copier all in one... song bohz... quite hard 2 install... but i tink i'll be able to tame dis bull... zhencong lent moi his hansvision 2dae... now finalli can plae feng yun 2... songz... hahaz... i oso finalli gort e coffee song 4 e dance in line tingy... n last bud not least... i oso finalli caught e long awaited smallville episode... Rosetta... christopher revees damm cool... he was e original superman... now... he's in a wheelchair... how ironic... how life changes in an instant... muz treasure it manz... sho mani finallis... coolz...

Sunday, August 24, 2003

2dae went 2 ann's hse 4 our own little get2gether cum mars watch... borrowed e telescope frm THT yesterdae... met @ braddell mrt... saw dis china boi dere... aft listenin 2 a whole lot of zhang yu's bull n e actual story... took pity on e boi... n went over 2 tok 2 him wif zhang yu... e china boi was from da lian... he was 8... or 7... or... aiyah... cant rem lar... aniwae... he gort left behind by sum evil auntie n evil boi... den e gang was waitin 4 his mom 2 cum n pick him up... sho all da tyme... moi n zhang yu was tryin 2 cheer him up... i even went 2 buy m&m n vanilla coke 4 him lor... but he din take it... sho daoz... luckili... listen 2 lek n bought sumthin we lyke... if not... he dun accept we oso sianz... @ least now can eat... when e mother came... she was starin @ us lyke sum alien... cum on man auntie... we were lookin aft ur kid lor... nxt tyme kena kidnap... dun cum cryin 2 moi... accordin 2 zhang yu... pple in china dun believe in kindness animore... n ish kinda skeptical of dose whu lend a helpin hand... aniwae... kel brought yuhui... zai bohz... bWAHAHAHAz... went 2 dis carpark near ann's place... den see stars... even though veri cloudi... still cld see mars lar... quite happie... ann's sis joined us too... she was in AJ ASTRO... hahaz... coincidence..?? or does astro blood run in e family...?? thanx 2 ann n ann's parents 4 providin food n drinks... aft dat sent xiuwen home... cos it was late... toked 2 her on e wae... realli missed e astro pple... lek... kel... boon... boon siang... xiuwen... ann... anna... haiz... dose pple realli rocked e place...

Saturday, August 23, 2003

CJ astro had deir mars watch 2dae... din realli lyke it lar... din had anithin 2 do... basicalli was slackin... it was too technical 4 moi lykin too... dun haf e human touch animore... quite lost lar... not realli sure wanna stay anot... haiz... let e heavens decide lar... tired... aft e mars watch... tham dropped by... den tok cock a little... he gave moi a ride home... on e wae picked up yihan... den tok more cock... den dropped moi off... seems quite long since i last saw tham... aniwae...

THE FOLLOWING ANNOUNCEMENT HAS BEEN PAID FOR BY KHAIRI.

PLEASE DO NOT USE KAZZA FROM NOW ONWARDS. IT IS AN INFRINGEMENT ON COPYRIGHT LAWS. THE SINGAPORE BROADCASTING AUTHORITY AND SINGNET ARE CLAMPING DOWN ON KAZZA USERS. SO PLEASE BEWARE.

THE PRECEDING ANNOUNCEMENT HAS BEEN PAID FOR BY KHAIRI.

THE FOLLOWING NOTE IS BY THE MANAGEMENT,jiji.
who cares... bWAHAHAHz... =P

Friday, August 22, 2003

sibei sianz... went 2 jian-hui's father's tuition centre to rush project work written report 1st draft... wah lau... damm sianz lorz... doin it 2nd tyme... still whackin lyke siaoz.... 2500 words lehz... datz a lot lor... when u've nuthin in ur project... i predict dat i wld get screwed... MOE muz learn 2 relac man... project work can wait... @ least until when i'm not affected by it... siaoz liaoz... hafta slp late... pple nid deir beauty slp u noe... =P

Tuesday, August 19, 2003

quite sianz lar 2dae... nuthin much realli... except dat i gort mugged... blardy hell... stoopid yihan... mug moi... i'll get u 4 dat man... aniwae... i understand ur kind intentions lar... but... muz haf faith in moi mahz...
hey JORAINE... HAPPY 17TH BIRTHDAY... dun sho sianz lehz... =)

Monday, August 18, 2003

wah... 2dae quite sianz... 2t29 lost deir match 2dae... quite sad lor... dey were hot fav 4 1st... but now... hafta settle 4 3rd... congrats 2 1t20 4 makin it... dey won deir bball n soccer match... zai boh... aniwae... 2t29 team b felt damm sianz lorz... dey almost din haf enuff players... WTH... its speaks alot abt professionalism lor... haiz... wad 2 do...?? hope all of dem feelin better... eh... KFC kia... dun KFC all da tyme lar... n GO HOME kia... WE NEEDED YOU BOTH...
1t28... moi klass... did a grt job @ bball 2dae... we managed to emerge victorious in e semis 2 qualify 4 e finals... zai boh... damm zai... gonna meet 1t20 in e finals... siaoz liaoz... its edwin's klass... nuthin much lor... he onli bball cap... song liaoz lar... e grand showdown wld be MICHAEL vs EDWIN... aint it juz sho cool... n gd job 2 1t07 4 puttin up a gd match... but ur supporters a bit kaopei lorz... datz y i kaopei back... no hard feelins... but sho sad no fight... damm...
wore moi new shoes 2dae... quite pissed wif e lousi shopkeeper whu gort it mixed up yesterdae... n i still had 2 go back n change... not funni lorz... its QUEENSWAY lehz brudder... but not bad lar... nid sum seasonin... its green... i lyke it man... kewl...

ps. MRS CHUA... dun scold moi lar... oso dun gif moi e sianz 1/2 look... i noe i lazi lar... i'll try 2 do ur tutorial... if n when i find tyme...

Tuesday, August 12, 2003

Life is short. You never know when would it end. Your candle may just be snuffed out the next minute. Do not take things for granted. Do not take the people around you for granted. Some may not be there to stay. As long as they took the chance to come into your life and that you had called the person your friend, treasure the person. Treat the people around you with care and concern. Love them. Treasure them. Live your days as if they were your last. Get the best in life. Be the best you can be. Be the best friend you can to another. Every little action or word affects others in the most peculiar way. Light up the daily lives of others with a kind act, a kind word or just a smile. It can help make their rainy days seem sunny again. Every time you close your eyes and go to bed, things change. It would never remain the same. Make a change in your life so that every time you wake up, things change. Change for the better.

Monday, August 11, 2003

vignes came back n hanged ard... dey had a outin @ marche... n decided to invite moi... nice... veri long neber see him liaoz... its lyke ages...but we still look kinda similar... maebe its not long enuff... but lets hope our frenship can stand e test of tyme... mani yrs down e rd... it wun be juz vignes... it wld be doctor vignes... sho if u wan free medicine... u better start now...

Sunday, August 10, 2003

national day was yesterdae... it was quite a quiet one... not too bad... spent e 3 daes @ yihan's place... stardee... slack... plae... fool ard... 1T28 finalli had its 1st klass dinner... not bad lar... quite a gd turnout... but still not full attendance... sianz... y e not on pple sho not on wan... get a lyfe manz... n appear lorz... disappointin manz...

HAPPY 38TH BIRTHDAY SINGAPORE!!! =)

Thursday, July 31, 2003

blood donation... donated blood lar duh... den donate moni ar... it was okae lar... oreadi done it sho mani tymes liaoz... but quite fun... saw all da 1st tymers... hahaz... but dey deserve 2 be commended lar... gort e guts 2 try... unlyke e rest of e CHICKENS out dere... onli 2 donated blood frm moi klass... it was ANDRE n WEILING... both deir 1st tyme... n cld see dat WEILING was realli scared... n still... she donated... BRAVO~

Sunday, July 27, 2003

boon chyuan dat stoopid bugger finalli left 2dae... gd riddance... of cos not lar... siaoz... he's one of moi best buddies ard... damm i'm gonna miss him... he was dere 4 moi... truli grateful 4 dat... aniwae... b4 he left... he went ard givin treats... wad he tink he doin...?? rich ar...?? actualli quite so... aniwae... b4 he left... a few of us met up wif him... den we trick him lar... tink dat none of us gonna send him off cos his flight ish @ 4 in e mornin... siaoz... sho earli go airport... but we did lar... we went str8 aft leavin him... which was near 1... while wen... ann... lek... left 4 e airport earlier... 2 make e story more convincin... den moi meng heng n kevin went pool wif him... den we zao... all of us behaved @ if we not gonna send him off... cept 4 moi... but i wld convientli fall aslp... hahaz... wah lau... meng heng actin damm zai... nuthin 2 sae... aniwae when we saw him @ e airport... he was shocked n touched... den he had 2 go... it was a partin moment... wen cried until her eyes dropped out... well... dey did... nah~ gotcha... u tink i siao ar... eyes how can drop out... u tink lyke brains ar... okae... startin 2 get cold in here... aniwae aft dat we had brkfast n left... accordin 2 reliable sources... *points @ ann* wen was veri quiet truout e trip home... guess u noe whu she was tinkin of lar... of cos its boon lar... *toot*

aniwae... BOON... ALL THE BEST TO YOU, YOUR STUDIES AND WHATEVER YOU MAY DO IN LIFE... JUST DON'T FORGET YOU WOULD ALWAYS HAVE A GREAT BUDDY IN ME...

Friday, July 18, 2003

it was e long awaited astro dinner 2dae... another tradition started by us... coolz... aniwae... not juniors treat lar... cheapo... dunno how 2 "ZUO REN"... it cld be e last outin of astro club 2002/2003... quite sad lor... dis bunch of pple realli damm cool... did a lot of stuff wif dem... had a lot of memories too... now dey gonna move on... i kinda cant bear 2 see dem go... haiz... sadz... =(

Saturday, July 12, 2003

e investiture of e 29th Students' Council of Catholic Junior College came n gone 2dae... e 28th stepped down... dat means moi batch took off dose little shiny golden badges... n i managed 2 sneak into LT2 2 remove it too... guess it wrapped tingz up 4 e 28th... n 4 moi... its sad... a yr came n went... but wad 2 do...?? datz lyfe manz... haiz...
aft dat... went 4 lunch wif most of e 28th... @ fish n co... it was gd... we had fun... n we made a pact 2 meet dere again... in 10 yrs tyme... its a long tyme... i wonder how wld we be lyke...?? wad wld we be doin...?? wld we even appear...?? but in 10 yrs tyme... we shall noe...
aft lunch... went 2 plae LAN... den followed by dinner... it was a treat by e 29th... cool... hahaz... we started e tradition manz... e dinner was @ pizza hut... not bad... quite okae... but moi n yihan went 2 bargain... hahaz... guess wad... we gort 10% discount... zai rite... of cos... i'm jiji...
n aft dinner was sum entertainment put up by e 29th... songs were sung... it was touchin... i mean... u shld noe lar... n if u dun... go get shot... *sobz* i'm not tearin okae... sum grain of sand gort into moi eye... yeah rite~

ALL THE BEST TO THE 29TH STUDENTS' COUNCIL OF CATHOLIC JUNIOR COLLEGE!!!

Monday, July 07, 2003

went 4 e streetwise run cip tingy yesterdae... quite nice... even though mani of us felt dat it wasn't 4 a gd cause... but e organisers n facilitators made us feel welcum n appreciated even though dey mae seem kinda bossy n unfriendli... but dey r act. veri nice... even offered 2 gimme a life frm sentosa... cool... attended diva la futbul 2dae... had high hopes... but dey were totalli trashed... i dun even wanna tok abt it... makes moi blood boil... its sho different frm streetwise... i've nuthin 2 sae... n i wld haf called in sick... if not 4 sum fren... n ironicalli... he pangseh moi... best... i dun wanna name names lar... but VINCENT... u noe whu i tokin abt rite...?? =)

Saturday, June 28, 2003

2dae was Victorian Challenge lorz... once everi 4 yrs... i wld haf lurved to go... its one of e tingz which represents e Victorian Spirit... n i missed it... how can... it was sacrificed 4 studies... common test juz ard e corner... dun realli tink i wld be able 2 afford e tyme off... as i m a slacker... n i alwaes wait till e last min... haiz... wad a grt price 2 pay... GO VICTORIA... NIL SINE LABORE...

Wednesday, June 25, 2003

2dae was e astro finals... n no... we din get in... n yes... we wasted our lyfe dere... but tink we learnt sumthin frm it... in a wae... teaches us dat u r neber ever ready 4 wad ish 2 cum... haiz... to tink we worked quite hard 4 it... maebe juz not hard enuff... but harder den last yr lar... lets hope we can do it nxt yr... ALL DA WAE...
i was watchin e tru courage programme... its a programme on e SAR outbrk in SINGAPORE... nice... quite touchin... in fact... it was veri touchin... i was lyke moved to tears lor... it was a tru display of human spirit... it aint easi... gettin SARS... bein a caregiver... or juz worried abt ur loved ones... n u peepz out dere... dun u treat ani caregiver or anione wif SARS lyke dirt... if not u wld haf hell 2 pay... RESPECT TO ALL THE CAREGIVERS... n i'm sure SINGAPORE WOULD BE SUCCESSFUL IN BEING RID OF SARS...

Tuesday, June 24, 2003

2dae ish da 1st dae of e astro quiz lor... i lyke how shagged...?? damm shagged lor... i cant even keep moi eyelids awake... luckili e 2nd dae of e com wld be on weds... @ least i can catch sum slp... wah lau... its damm xiong lor... i went 43 hrs wifout slp lehz... its no mean feat lar duh... i wanna slp... no tyme... alwaes on e move... guess it wld be gd trainin 4 NS... n LEK n KELVIN can finalli believe dat i m able 2 go wifout slp lor... if noe dey everityme sae i 1st 2 KO... n cannot dun KO... hahaz... dis tyme dey can EAT MY SHORTS... yesterdae we had a guys' nite out... quite song... KHAIRI invited a few of us to his getaway spot dis holidaes... not bad lar... plaed pool... plaed LAN... tok cock tru e nite... quite fun... n i quite happie... cos KHAIRI seldom gets the chance to hang out wif us... reason...?? cum on... lets not go into it... but it was fun... realli... no bluff~...

Friday, June 20, 2003

on weds... went to King Albert's Park to eat wif e 29th... had macs lar... quite okae... but CAC had better... *hint*... e ex-co 4 e 29th Student Council of Catholic Junior College had been born... dey r all veri nice pple... n i'm sure dat dey wld do well 4 deir positions... but tyme wld speak all truth... n whether dey r suited 4 e jobs wld be known soon... by the results dey produce or failed 2 produce... all da best to dem... awe n not disappoint... =P
went 2 watch nemo wif kenzhang yest... aft practicin a little 4 our bridge... it was kinda nice... e story was grt... quite a touchin film... haf not realli watched a touchin film 4 quite a while... hahaz... n yes... i gayed again... watched wif kenzhang alone... siaoz liaoz... i m str8... n i wan moi gal... jiji's gettin despo... n cranky...
quite sad lar... din make it 4 bridge finals... we din haf a good partner pair in out team... haiz... we oso lost touch lar... nvm... we'll try harder nxt tyme...
2dae was e 1st dae of e North East Line... or NEL in short... haf been waitin 4 dis dae 4 ages... n its finalli here... BWAHAHAHAHz... jiji wif e NEL... wad a beautiful combination...

Tuesday, June 17, 2003

I had just attended the Leadership Seminar by the Coaching Firm today. And I like this update to be more serious. I had learnt and caught a lot about leadership today. Those guys did a wonderful job. Compared to last year's Leadership Training Camp, I felt that I had learnt more this year even though the activities are more boring and less physically demanding. I guess I have to swallow those words with tomato sauce tomorrow. It is the legendary Bukit Timah hike led by the extraordinary ODAC. I wish my mindset is there and that I'll be able to stay focused all the way. Every single step.

I paid attention to the Council Elects today and the Council Facilitators. There was much potential in the Elects. They had more bonding and enthusiasm than us. Maybe not a lot, but still it was evident. Let's hope that the enthusiasm and bonding would last. The Faciliators, on the other hand, were much more different than our seniors. Maybe not as participating and vocal, but nonetheless, they still did a wonderful job.

One person who I really need to comment was Dennis. He was very different from Stanley even though they were both vice-presidents and were in charge of the discipline. Dennis was less bastard and nicer than Stanley. He had started off his group, the council group, on a very fine note. I guess he understood that there was no point in being a bastard if it served no purpose. Instead, he decided to set a tone for his group to match up and it was very encouraging. That is what sets Dennis apart from Stanley. Bravo.

The finale of the first day was the lesson taught to us that we would never leave anyone behind. Who can ever forget the pulling and thugging? For once in a very long time, I felt bonded to a very big group of people. That sounds so much like Lilo And Stich. Cliche, but true.
LEADERSHIP is INFLUENCE. A leader without followers is just a leader taking a walk in the park. How true is that? Very true.

flea... if ur readin dis... dun feel sad or despair... i've no idea wad gort to u... but i'm sure of one ting... n datz tingz wld get better... sho muz tahan... lyke wad we learnt... i wld neber leave you unattended in e battlefield if u gort shot... n i'm sure alot of pple ard u wun too... sho juz hang in dere n smile... nemo~

Wednesday, June 11, 2003

went 2 watch bruce almighty wif shuyi 2dae... watched it while we were supposed 2 be doin CIP... abit evil lar... bud wad e hell... haiz... watchin movie wif a guy alone again... sianz manz... gay again... when m i gonna get moi gal...?? thanx 2 shuyi's aunt 4 buyin e tix frm us... it help us... thanx again...

Friday, May 30, 2003

went back 2 VS 2dae... e geylang bahru one... its been quite a while since i went back... VS ish gonna move... its gonna move to marine parade... where it wld be near VJ... i'm gonna miss dat place manz... even though it looks old n run down... i spent e best 4 yrs of moi lyfe dere... all boys skl... where everone cld clique... no worries... juz fun... sho mani memories... sumtymes... juz feel lyke relivin all of it once more... all of moi memories flooded back when all e old VS guyz... most frm moi batch... stood in e parade squaren sang e school anthem... juz maebe abt a hundred or so of us realli shook e hse down... our voices in harmony... it was juz beautiful... n aft dat... e traditional bout of cheerin... VICTORIA SCHOOL ish realli a damm zai all boys skl... we haf traditions which others wished dey had... when pple r busi dreamin... we r busi realisin our dreams... A VICTORIAN IS ULTIMATELY A SPORTSMAN, A GENTLEMAN AND A PROFESSIONAL. ONCE A VICTORIAN, ALWAYS A VICTORIAN. NIL SINE LABORE.
2dae was CJ sport's dae... not bad lar... T29 din realli performed up 2 deir expectations... bud it was gd... @ least it left mani of dem wif a medal... quite sianz... da guyz cld haf won more... but it wasn't deir dae n tyme yet... gd tingz dun cum easi... u've gort 2 wait... n waitin it shall be... soon... our tyme will cum... n ALL WILL FEEL OUR WRATH...

Saturday, May 24, 2003

wah... 2dae quite shiok... tham gave moi a treat @ sum jap restraunt 4 moi bdae... nice man... thanx... but i tot it was a bit ex... feel baf 4 lettin him pay... kok n viz oso gort e treat too... dose lucki basts...

Thursday, May 22, 2003

hey hey hey... 2dae ish da dae... moi bdae... happie anot...?? of cos happie lar... cos its moi bdae... it was grt... nuthin special... but thankful dat i made it passed dis dae... thanx 2 YI HAN, JEFF, VINCENT, KOK LONG, CLAYTON, KHAIRI n BECKY 4 celebratin it wif moi... thanx... had dinner @ cartel... not bad... thanx 2 all 4 ur bdae wishes... special thanx 2 PRIS n YVONNE 4 deir cookies, ALICIA n WEIHUI 4 deir "HEART"... thanx again... HAPPIE 18th BIRTHDAY jiji!!!

Saturday, May 17, 2003

went 4 CJ drama club's production eden... not bad lar... quite song... it was more lyke an astro outin... aft march's tioman trip... CJ ASTRO n CJ DRAMA CLUB r gd frenz... CJ DRAMA CLUB all da wae... e story was gd... but @ tymes... quite cheem... T29 had heats 2dae n we made it... all da wae man... aniwae... grt work on e EDEN production... 3 CHEERS TO CJC DRAMA CLUB!!!

Friday, May 09, 2003

dere was e astro selection quiz in e afternoon... i mugged lyke siao 4 it lorz... but realised still din haf enuff tyme 2 cover everithin... sianz manz... tot i wun made it... but i did... hahaz... damm shiokz... gort 4th... style anot... 1st ish LEK... 2nd ish JOSEPH... 3rd ish YANRU... n da 4th ish yours truli... song bohz... last min work can get 4th... if i had done hard work all along... i'll be damm zai lar... damm... i'm good... glad si-ANN n ANNA jie cld make it... we'll do it 2gether... inter skl astro quiz... KISS MY ASS!!!

Saturday, May 03, 2003

had dis astro briefin 2dae... abt inter-college astro quiz n intra college astro quiz... sibei sianz manz... yak yak yak blah blah blah... it looked as if it aint gettin aniwhere... aniwae... dere was supposed 2 be 2 teams 4 e inter college quiz... n i was damm enthu... i wanted 2 get a grp of pple 2 cum 2gether... 4 no reason cept 2 win e 1st team... e team wif joseph "the astro GOD"... or wadever... i wanted 2 convince ann n boon siang... n i was met wif lukewarm respond... until anna... when wee keat asked her whether she wanted 2 be in inter or intra...all she saed was a simple... "I want to follow Zijie in his inter team" or sumthin similar... but i guess u wld noe wad it means... e confidence n faith she showed in moi was sumthin i had not felt 4 a veri long tyme... n 4 dat... i'll do wadever i can wif e rest of e 2nd team 2 achieve 1st klass honours... thank you anna jie... =)

Saturday, April 26, 2003

went 2 eat wif e t29 pple 2dae... went 2 seoul garden @ taka... quite crowded... hell lot of pple... food okae... price ex... enjoyment zero... it more or less sucked... sho few pple went... blardy hell... viz planned sho hard lor... shame on u buggers whu din make it 4 one reason or the other... aniwae... sae sum RJ iderts dere... ish realli iderts lor... i realli muz stress on e word IDERT... kaoz... dey behaved lyke children in a playground... but dey ish lyke 20...?? tink deir iq ish proportional 2 deir age while deir education ish inversli proportional 2 deir sensible behaviour... sho educated 4 fark... sho wad if dey in a "TOP" jc... cant behave demselves... mite as well go home n slp on it... CJ ROCKS

Tuesday, April 08, 2003

tink i'll spend e dae tokin abt parents... cos sum tots haf hit moi in a rather enlightenin wae... 2dae... i was watchin GROWING UP n dere was dis particular scene which gort 2 moi... it was where Vicky, the eldest daughter, visited her father... n in dat scene... juz as she was abt 2 open e door... she sees her father noddin off as he was readin newspaper... n he looks ard when he realises he fell asleep... lookin ard e empty hse... he has 4 children n all of dem left him @ home... alone... picture dis... in yrs 2 cum... wld u want dis 2 happen 2 ur parents..?? all alone..?? i juz read a email frm Wee Keat... n it is as follows:

The young mother set her foot on the path of life. "Is this the long way?" she asked. And the guide said: "Yes, and the way is hard. And you will be old before you reach the end of it. But the end will be better than the beginning."

But the young mother was happy, and she would not believe that anything could be better than these years. So she played with her children, and gathered flowers for them along the way, and bathed them in the clear streams; and the sun shone on them, and the young Mother cried, "Nothing will ever be lovelier than this."

Then the night came, and the storm, and the path was dark, and the children shook with fear and cold, and the mother drew them close and covered them with her mantle, and the children said, "Mother, we are not afraid, for you are near, and no harm can come."

And the morning came, and there was a hill ahead, and the children climbed and grew weary, and the mother was weary. But at all times she said to the children, "A little patience and we are there." So the children climbed, and when they reached the top they said, "Mother, we would not have done it without you." And the mother, when she lay down at night, looked up at the stars and said, "This is a better day than the last, for my children have learned fortitude in the face of hardness. Yesterday I gave them courage. Today, I have given them strength."

And the next day came strange clouds which darkened the earth, clouds of war and hate and evil, and the children groped and stumbled, and the mother said: "Look up. Lift your eyes to the light." And the children looked and saw above the clouds an everlasting glory, and it guided them beyond the darkness. And that night the Mother said, "This is the best day of all, for I have shown my children God."

And the days went on, and the weeks and the months and the years, and the mother grew old and she was little and bent. But her children were tall and strong, and walked with courage. And when the way was rough, they lifted her, for she was as light as a feather. And at last they came to a hill, and beyond they could see a shining road and golden gates flung wide. And the mother said: "I have reached the end of my journey and now I know the end is better than the beginning, for my children can walk alone, and their children after them."

And the children said, " You will always walk with us, Mother, even when you have gone through the gates." And they stood and watched her as she went on alone, and the gates closed after her. And they said: "We cannot see her, but she is with us still. A Mother like ours is more than a memory. She is a living presence."

Your Mother is always with you. She's the whisper of the leaves as you walk down the street, she's the smell of bleach in your freshly laundered socks, she's the cool hand on your brow when you're not well.

Your Mother lives inside your laughter. And she's crystallized in every tear drop. She's the place you came from, your first home; and she's the map you follow with every step you take. She's your first love and your first heartbreak, and nothing on earth can separate you... Not time... Not space... Not even death!

aft e story... do u still bear neglectin dem...?? never take dem 4 granted... 4 u will neber noe wad may happen... be dere 4 dem as dey haf alwaes been dere 4 u...

Friday, April 04, 2003

its been hell long since i came online or blogged... gort miss moi anot... bet u did... dun lie 2 urself... bet u were keeping ur fingers crossed n prayin to God everidae 4 dis dae to come... e dae when i update e blog again... FINALLY... ur prayers haf been answered... not by God but by moi... cld sense ur excitement n anticipation of wad is to cum nxt... no matter wad it is... it wld certainli be sumthin good... sho all of u better hold on tight... COS JIJI IS BACK...

Thursday, February 06, 2003

went to see e doctor todae... cos of moi nose... doc scheduled moi 4 an op... 21st Feb... wish moi luck manz...
council realli damm chaotic now... sianz manz...

QUOTE OF THE DAY
"If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?"
- Harry Shearer

JOKE OF THE DAY
A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the girl wear white?" His mom replies, "The bride is in white because she's happy and this is the happiest day of her life." The boys thinks about this, and then asks "Well then, why is the boy wearing black?"

Sunday, February 02, 2003

finalli... had dinner wif mark, poh siang n weiqi... wah lau... dey look more all less e same... but all of us matured... in one wae or e other... tingz happened over e years... us not bein dere 4 each other at dat moment... n yet we r alwaes dere 4 each other all e wae... all e tyme... it seemed lyke yesterdae when i juz gort to noe poh siang in p4... weiqi in p5... n mark sumwhere in between p4 to sec1... sorrie pal 4 not bein able 2 remember e xact yr... u wun hold it against moi... rite..?? it'll be damm cool... if another 5 yrs passes us by... den 10... den 15... n we wld still meet lyke dat... bein best frenz n stuff... aniwae... u guyz rock...

QUOTE OF THE DAY
"The second half of a man's life is made up of nothing but the habits he has acquired during the first half."
- Fyodor Dostoevsky

JOKE OF THE DAY
A man out playing golf slices off into the woods. When he goes to find the ball, he discovers a witch (hat and all) stirring a cauldron. So out of curiosity he asks her what she is brewing. - "A magic potion" she replies. "Well what does it for" he asks. "This potion will make anyone an excellent golfer." At this he gets really excited and asks if he can have some. She is agreeable but warns him that it will have dire consequences on his sex life. After a short period of soul searching he decides to try the potion. He goes back to the golf course and completes an excellent game of golf. Next he challenges the golf pro and beats him easily. He spends every possible moment of the next year playing golf at every course he manage to get to and having a wonderful time of it. After a year he finds himself back at the same course where he found the witch. Out of curiosity he slices one into the woods so he can talk to her. "Well", she asks, "How has your game been?" "Great! This has been the best year of my life. I've played all over the country & never lost a game." "And how about your sex life?" "Oh, not bad." "Really? This stuff can really ruin a guys sex life. Say, how many times did you have sex last year?" "Hmmmm, it was three, no, four times." "And you call that not bad?" "Sure... it's not bad for a priest with a small parish!"

Tuesday, January 28, 2003

wah lema... blog sho earli tonite... scared anot.. bought a watch n sum clothes... still plannin to buy a pair of shades... dunno whether can get anotz... e watch a bit ex... pissed moi father off... dunno wad can i do to make him less angry... maebe score 4 moi tests... hopefulli larz.. damm sick todae... den e doctor quite bitchy... moi HT even worse... even moi klass tried to cover up 4 moi n spare moi the naggin... but she juz goes on n on lyke the duracell rabbit... wah lau... broken radio powered by energizer n duracell battery combined... ultimate nitemare... wad had i done 2 deserve dis manz...

QUOTE OF THE DAY
"Talk low, talk slow, and don't talk too much."
- John Wayne

JOKE OF THE DAY
One day, a girl walked up to her mother and looked at her mother's hair and sadly said: "Why is some of your hair white mommy?" The mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turn white. The girl thought about this revelation a while, and then said... "Momma, how come *all* of grandma's hairs are white?"

Monday, January 27, 2003

yoyoyox... finalli managed to speak wif moi klassmates online... hardli ani conversation but still... it was a gd start... damm sianz... tmr gort PE n chem test... screw it man... tink i m gonna slack moi way tru...

QUOTE OF THE DAY
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
- Noel Coward

JOKE OF THE DAY
My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our six- year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?" I wouldn't know what to say," she replied. "Just say what you hear Mommy say," my wife instructed. Our daughter bowed her head and said: "Dear Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner!"

ps. zaoyi... realli thanks 4 e card... appreciated it... but damm sorrie... cos i damm lazi... in fact too lazi to return the favour...
win liaoz... went for a concert today... okae lar... not bad lar... manage to appreciate the music... cos i jiji mahz... the noe all... aniwae... went to breeks to eat aft dat... wah lau... 30 bucks lehz... a bomb manz... the breeks at marina had grt service n we ended up jokin wif the pple dere... 2 thumbs up 4 deir positive attittude... 5 stars 4 the service n maebe 3 n a half 4 the food... truli njoyed... if u wonderin where to eat... drop by dere n absorb all the positive energy... u wld leave the place enriched...

QUOTE OF THE DAY
An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions.
- Robert A. Humphrey

JOKE OF THE DAY
A mute was walking down the street one day and chanced upon a friend of his (also a mute). In sign language, he inquired how his friend had been doing. The friend replied (vocally!), "Oh, you can that hand-waving shit. I can talk now!" Intrigued, the mute pressed him for details. It seems that he had gone to a specialist, who, seeing no physical damage, had put him on a treatment program that had restored the use of his vocal chords. Gesturing wildly, the mute asked if he might meet this specialist. They got an appointment that very afternoon. After an exam, the specialist proclaimed that there was no permanent damage, that the mute was essentially in the same condition as his buddy, and that there was no reason why he couldn't be helped as well. "Yes, yes" signed the mute. "Let's have the first treatment right now!" "Very well," replies the specialist. "Kindly go into the next room, drop your pants and lean over the
examining table. I'll be right in." The mute does as instructed and the doctor sneaks in with a broomstick, mallet, and jar of Vaseline. Greasing the broom handle, he "sends it home" with a few deft swipes of the mallet. The mute jumps from the table, screaming, "AAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaa!!!" "VERY good," smiles the doctor. "Next Tuesday, we start with 'B'"

cool rite... since i in such a gd n positive mood... gif u all an xtra joke...

ANOTHER JOKE OF THE DAY

Last year, a guy went to a doctor because he was losing weight. He found out he had a tapeworm, and was instructed by the doctor to bring a muffin, a Twinkie and a cookie with him on his next visit. When he was being examined the doctor shoved the muffin, the Twinkie, and finally the cookie up the guy's ass. The patient protested, but the doctor calmed him down, saying it was part of the therapy. This treatment continued for several weeks and every time the doctor shoved a muffin, a Twinkie and a cookie up his ass. Finally, after many visits, the Doctor instructed the patient to bring a muffin, a Twinkie and a mallet for the next visit. The day arrived and this time the doctor shoved only the muffin and the Twinkie up the patient's ass. After a few minutes the tapeworm appeared out of his asshole and demanded, "Where's my cookie!?" WHAM!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sunday, January 26, 2003

yoyoz.. not a grt dae... but okae lar... damm sianz manz... sho much fan mailz... dunno when can finish replyin dem all... advise u all to keep sendin it in... if u r lucki... i may juz reply urs... sho pray hard dat i wun ignore u... much...

QUOTE OF THE DAY
There are 10^11 stars in the galaxy. That used to be a huge number. But it's only a hundred billion. It's less than the national deficit! We used to call them astronomical numbers. Now we should call them economical numbers.
- Richard Feynman

JOKE OF THE DAY
A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly, and when she opens the door, she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head. The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it." The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!"

Friday, January 24, 2003

yoyoyoz... wah lema... quite long neber blog liaoz... gort miss moi anot...?? dun fake lar... sure gort lar... aniwae... doin u a huge favour... by gracing ur screen wif moi prescence... quite surprised dat deres still pple checkin dis site regularli... dun worrie... jiji wld be here to stay manz... until den keep checkin dis webbie 4 updates... cos u confirm wld learn sumthin... i'm jiji lehz...

Monday, January 06, 2003

Orientation was okae lar... a bit sucki... but mai hiam buay pai... dun feel lyke bloggin animore... sianz... wait until nxt tyme lar...

Wednesday, January 01, 2003

yoyo... song boh... 1st blog of da new yr... win liaoz... i spent da whole nite wif wee keat... damm gay rite... bud shiok... read the 1st issue of straits times at 3am in the mornin... when u guyz r still asleep... i oreadi had control of 1st hand news... bow to moi man...
guess i better make sum new year resolutions... if not... da new yr wld be screwed up too... here it goes...
1. Lose Some Weight
2. Be Punctual
3. Spend More Time On Studies
4. Be A Even Nicer Person
guess dats abt it... n u pple out dere better remind moi... if not i sure humtum u...