haiz... sibei slack... haf not done anithin much... dun even tink haf done anithin at all...

yesterdae was teachers' dae... the performance was commented dat it wad much better den past yrs... but alot of miscommunication had resulted... din feel the joyous spirit of teachers' dae at all... not in cj... not in vs... dats sad... feel dat lyfe ish veri sad now... plannin to live it to the fullest...

yesterdae was a damm farked up dae... but at least i gort to see moi sec. skool teachers... realli felt lyke cryin when i saw dem... missed dem hell lot... damm grateful 4 wad dey had done 4 moi... i m sure moi frenz feel the same... teachers r the most wonderful people... the way dey touch ur lives in such a special way ish unqiue... was tokin 2 miss toh last nite... saw tru a lot of stuff abt lyfe n such... realli missed the daes when we plaed hard n stardeed hard... okae... maebe stardee not dat hard... but harder den usual... dose were the daes when u can feel the love teachers haf 4 u n dats realli heartwarmin... lets hope tingz wld go back to the wae dey were... if not singapore wld be headin in the same direction...

now lets begin on the farked up dae... was late 4 the briefin... had to do the nuggets 4 moi klass... relativeli veri 'on'... but sum individuals juz totalli spoiled the spirit... dat was damm pissin... i din touch a single morsel of food frm the potluck... onli took sum drinks sponsored by vincent, shuyi n kok long... too pissed to eat anithin... regreted... cos damm hungry aft dat... aft potluck had a GM... maebe it was the best tyme...bud it realli slowed down dose whu wanted to go back to deir sec. skool...

when i reached VS... it was rainin... saw all the students rush out of skool depite the rain... the spirit of wishin teachers was juz not dere animore...went up to GEP room... collected moi o level cert... wished teachers along the wae... saw miss toh n miss lau... sat in GEP room 2 tok cock 4 a while... finalli mrs raja came... wished her happie teachers' dae... took a foto wif her n ben... had to leave due to the newater sem... rushed a cab down CJ...

all was quite okae at CJ... den we went to ACS... the journey dere n back was quite crappy lar... a lot of singin of crappy songz... sean asled stoooopid qns @ the newater sem lor... damm stoopid sia... how can pure water be corrosive... lyke wad miss toh n ben wld sae... wun pure stupidity be corrosive... if so... y din it kill him yet...?? stun newater... free mah... okae lar quite nice... taste lyke cheapskate mineral water... sean gort a reporter to interview moi as moi chinese not bad... but all i said to her was... RESPECT... n i din look good yesterdae... not interested... buai... wah... damm song... sho xialan... whu asked her to xialan our CJCians 1st... keep saein deir chinese cannot make it... wad the fark... she tink she damm power ar...??

aft the newater sem... den i went back to CJ... changed a shirt den took bus to city hall... waited 4 yangwei dere... when yangwei appeared... he kept insistin on goin to orchard when everyone was damm tired... in the end walked to suntec... on the wae... he kept digressin... kept lookin at crap... i was starvin lyke fark oreadi... den he still fark ard... tot we were gonna eat sumthin good den can treat miss toh... in the end... went to marina food court to eat... wad the fark... went to buy stitch wif ben aft dat... yang wei kept askin weekeat to go his hse... den weekeat agreed lor... went back wif churn yeow, ben n miss toh... i n ben walked miss toh back... ben took a cab on the wae... i n miss toh spoke 4 quite a while n moi mom was quite pissed dat i returned late... n dat marked the end of moi farked up dae...

was tokin to a gd fren last nite 4 quite a bit... oso spoke quite a lot... was tokin to him abt moi crush in CJ... he asked moi to go 4 it as she was a veri nicu gurl... bud i juz dun haf the confidence in moiself in the matters of the hrt... cum on man... whu wld wanna date moi... besides... she's chio n she's nice... y wld she even consider moi... onli hope dat tingz between moi n her wun turn out lyke the previous crush i had... it was totalli screwed... we dun even communicate animore... n it seemed dat he had noticed moi feelins 4 her quite earli on... quite power ar he... i muz sae... he's a veri gd fren... a veri close buddy... i salute u moi fren...

read anhong's blog... felt wad he said was quite tru... haf classic examples lyke dat frm moi fren... a fren whum i dun feel lyke i noe... he seems lyke a stranger now... not the buddy whu i can call animore... juz lost a fren aft he came to jc... dats sad... lets hope he wld change 4 the better... if not he wld haf to learn it the hard wae...

it seemed i realli blogged quite a bit todae... not bad... feelin quite proud sia... power to the pple... lets hope everyone's lyfes turn 4 the better...

QUOTE OF THE DAY
Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings.
- Laurence J. Peter

JOKE OF THE DAY
Mother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her youngest daughter walks in.
Child: Mother, where do babies come from?
Mom: Well dear...a mommy and daddy fall in love and get married. one night they go into their room...they kiss and hug and have sex.
(The daughter looks puzzled.)
Mom continues: That means the daddy puts his penis in mommy's vagina. That's how you get a baby, honey.
Child: Oh I see, but the other night when I came into your and daddy's room, you had daddy's penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?
Mom: Jewelry, dear.

ps. here's a xtra joke 4 u pple...

A husband and his wife advertised for a live-in maid to cook and do the housework. A likely-looking girl came in from the country, and they hired her. She worked out fine, was a good cook, was polite, and kept the house neat.

One day, after about six months, she came in and said she would have to quit.
"But why?" asked the disappointed wife.

She hemmed and hawed and said she didn't want to say, but the wife was persistent, so finally she said, "Well, on my day off a couple of months ago I met this good-looking fellow from over in the next county, and well, I'm pregnant."

The wife said, "Look, we don't want to lose you. My husband and I don't have any children, and we'll adopt your baby if you will stay."

She talked to her husband; he agreed, and the maid said she would stay. The baby came, they adopted it, and all went well.

After several months though, the maid came in again and said that she would have to quit. The wife questioned her, found out that she was pregnant again, talked to her husband, and offered to adopt the baby if she would stay. She agreed, had the baby, they adopted it, and life went on as usual.

In a few months, however, she again said she would have to leave. Same thing. She was pregnant. They made the same offer, she agreed, and they adopted the third baby. She worked for a week or two, but then said, "I am definitely leaving this time."

"Don't tell me you're pregnant again?" asked the lady of the house.
"No," she said, "there are just too many kids here to pick up after!"

knnccb... saw the farkin astro bitch 2dae... damm dao... sae hi to her but she ignored moi... knn... farkin attitude... AP... show moi dis kind of crap attitude... neber die b4 izzit...??

saw mauricette earli in the mornin... she juz finished mornin run... lek neber go... aiyoh LEK ar... u cannot make it~... better train more... if not... when ur 2.4 lose her den i laugh @ u...

neber go 4 the dance practise todae... din noe abt it until LAH LAH told moi juz not... i muz work hard n learn the dance well...

haiz... feelin damm loneli... y i dun haf a companion... sho sad... guess onli GOD can explain...

QUOTE OF THE DAY
"Don't take life seriously because you can't come out of it alive."
- Warren Miller

JOKE OF THE DAY
"99 Bottles of Beer" song gets stuck in an infinite loop

At the stroke of midnight on 12/31/1999, Windows 99* turns back into DOS 1.0; the Pentium* V turns back into an 8088, and the Handsome User is left holding a beautiful glass mouse.

Internet Movie Database now lists "1901: A Space Odyssey".

Bob Dole's age erroneously listed with only two digits.

Sales of Coca-Cola jump drastically after original cocaine-laden formula becomes legal again.

Software engineers point out that since computers think it's almost 1900, we technically have to "party like it's 1899" (which, frankly,
doesn't seem like that much fun).

Microsoft declares the year 1900 to be the new standard of the "Gatesian" Calendar.

Jesus shows up late for His Second Coming; blames it on COBOL programmers.

Using a computerized adoption service, Michael Jackson mistakenly takes home some octogenarians.

Unexpected demand for COBOL programmers results in severe personnel shortage at McDonald's restaurants.

juz came back frm malaysia... spent national day dere... it sucks okae... spendin ur own national dae in another country... n of all places... it was malaysia... went dere 4 the astro trip... learnt quite a lot of tingz... but quite disapointed in moiself... slept too much... neber manage to make milo 4 ODAC... din get 2 see sunrise... i muz make sure such shit dun happen again...

dere was alot of unhappiness in the trip... mainli becos VICTORIANS took the leadership role n sum ic CANNOT MAKE IT~... to be a leader ish to serve... sum idiot shld learn dat logic n not shout at us... NCC AIR summore... xia suay uniform grp onli... shld wake up his blardy idea... knnccb.... shout at moi summore... shld not haf helped him... n juz let him die... whole dae go awae n **** ard wif sum *****... nb... both gort AP... n i dun mean the AP in AP, GP... sum more hard feelins were stirred when sum guy said sum harsh tingz to a gal... hai~... onli 3 daes n all dis shit had to happen... bud look on the brite side... made mani frenz... gort real close to most of dem except the *****es whum i wanna whack... sum couple was alwaes hushin ard... spent mani private moments 2gether... well dey r moi gd frenz... wad can i sae... we r old enuff... dey can do wad dey wan... bud muz remember dat wadever dey do... DUN GET CAUGHT... dun get all mushi in front of teachers... u r onli gonna get shit...

i guess dats all... learnt alot frm the mistakes of others...

hai~ dunno y all of a sudden i start missin HWA CHONG... lyfe sux...

QUOTE OF THE DAY
"What you cannot defend, You do not own."
- Tan Hoe Teck

JOKE OF THE DAY
A blonde is visiting Washington, DC. This is her first time to the city, so she wants to see the capitol building. Unfortunately, she
can't find it, so she asks a police officer for directions.
"Excuse me, officer," the blonde says, "how do I get to the capitol building?"
The officer says, "Wait here at this bus stop for the number 54 bus. It'll take you right there."
The blonde thanks the officer and he drives off. Three hours later the police officer comes back to the same area, and sure enough the
blonde is still waiting at the same bus stop. The officer gets out of his car and says, "Excuse me, but to get to the capitol building,
I said to wait here for the number 54 bus. That was three hours ago. Why are you still waiting?"
The blonde says, "Don't worry, officer, it won't be long now. The 45th bus just went by!"

wah.... damm sianz... juz bought jay chou's new album "BA DU KONG JIAN"... not bad lar... bud its not compatible wif CS... cannot listen to the CD when u plaein CS... the 1st track keeps repeatin over n over again... kaoz... wad in the world ish rong wif it man??

came up wif a new resolution to try not to use vulgarities in normal speech... cos sum gal out dere complained abt it... since pple complain... i try to change... bud honestli... i dun gif a ****...

haf to realli comment on ANHONG... he haf been writin blog everydae... cannot take it~... gort perserverance sia... power packed... andrew, ariel n gang oso stop writin liao... i oso guilty of dat... sho much try to change...

damm happie... finalli gort moi nametag... muz tink of a new crap story to tell pple now when dey ask moi abt moi nametag... kinda nice... dun u tink sho too...??

realli tried to do sumthin abt moi weight... dunno whether it worked anot... we shall juz haf to wait n see...

moi brudder did quite well 4 his tests... almost gort perfect scores... congrats on dat... hope he continues his streak... well... moi resultz r nuthin to be happie abt... haiz... muz realli stardee... yi han keeps gettin screwed n bitched by sum teacher abt his resultz... poor guy...

finalli gort the clearance 4 the astro expedition n future expeditions by moi doctor... gort moi jab too... wld be immune 4 another 5 yrs... aint dat cool...?? doc told moi not to overexert moiself... bud i m realli curious on how far can i realli go... doc oso told moi dat moi blood pressure was normal... @ least tingz aint lookin bad...

made the smoke-free announcement liao... sum teacker complained abt moi not greetin the skool n principal n the whole gin gang... well i agree it was moi fault... but he/she can juz keep her ******* comments to herself n shove it all the way up her ***... well... dat sure felt real good... paul was suanin moi the whole dae... the rest of the J2s too... blardy shu yi laugh sho loud... cld hear it all the way frm the top... n bodoh wee keat kept saein dat i was nervous n fumbled... wtf... it aint easi okae...

ben finalli gort his CD liao... made him happie... he better not make dis a habit... or i'll personalli pluck out his feathers...

charles david lazaroo ish gettin more n more irritatin... he n his fav gay... realli pushin moi limits... i feel moiself fallin over to the dark side n puttin an end to their pathetic lives...

QUOTE OF THE DAY
"It is no use saying, 'We are doing our best.' You have got to succeed in doing what is necessary."
- Sir Winston Churchill

JOKE OF THE DAY
A little boy goes up to his father and asks: "Dad, what's the difference between hypothetical and reality?"
The father replies: "Well son, I could give you the book definitions, but I feel it could be best to show you by example. Go upstairs and
ask your mother if she'd have sex with the mailman for $500,000."
The boy goes and asks his mother: "Mom, would you have sex with the mailman for $500,000?"
The mother replies: "Hell yes I would!"
The little boy returns to his father: "Dad, she said 'Hell yes I would!'"
The father then says: "Okay, now go and ask your older sister if she'd have sex with her principal for $500,000."
The boy asks his sister: "Would you have sex with your principal for $500,000?"
The sister replies: "Hell yes I would!"
He returns to his father: "Dad, she said 'Hell yes I would!'"
The father answers: "Okay son, here's the deal: Hypothetically, we're millionaires, but in reality, we're just living with a couple of whores."