had not been writin 4 a hell long tyme... to u dose out dere wonderin whether i m dead or alive... i m dead... NO WAY... u can't get rid of moi dat easili... i'm here 2 stay...
dis mornin... the assembly was okae except 4 the singin... realli cannot make it~... brudder paul was yakin awae as if dere was no tmr... boi was it cool dat i ended... but at the same tyme... wad better way to waste tyme... PTM starts todae... had to do council duty n had to plae SHU YI n VINCENT out... i feel real bad... real sorrie guyz... aniwae tok cock to MISS TEH, MRS TAI, MR TAN n a whole lot of teachers... was cranky to almost all the parents n dey sure enjoyed it... suan qorrine n yi han a lot.. tink i shldn't do sho much of it... later pissed dem off...
smsed one of moi close female frenz... did sumthin stoooooopid... made a joke abt "WET" n stuff lyke dat... den she neber reply... kaoz... wad an idiot i was man?? damm it... jiji alwaes does stoooopid tingz... realli cannot make it~
QUOTE OF THE DAY
"Beginning today, treat everyone you meet as if they were going to be dead by midnight. Extend to them all the care, kindness, and understanding you can muster, and do it with no thought of any reward. Your life will never be the same again."
- Og Mandino
JOKE OF THE DAY
One day, this man, Tony, died. When he was sent to be judged, he was told that he had committed a sin, and that he could not go to heaven right away. He asked what he did and God told him that he cheated on his income taxes, and that the only way he could get into heaven would be to sleep with a 500 pound, stupid, butt-ugly woman for the next five years and enjoy it. Tony decided that this was a small price to pay for an eternity in heaven. So off he went with this enormous woman, pretending to be happy.
As he was walking along, he saw his friend Carlos up ahead. Carlos was with an even bigger, uglier woman than he was with. When he approached Carlos he asked him what was going on, and Carlos replied, "I cheated on my income taxes and scammed the government out of a lot of money...even more then you did." They both shook their heads in understanding and figured that as long as they have to be with these women, they might as well hang out together to help pass the time.
Now Tony, Carlos, and their two beastly women were walking along, minding their own business when Tony and Carlos could have sworn that they saw their friend Jon up ahead, only this man was with an absolutely drop dead gorgeous supermodel / centerfold. Stunned, Tony and Carlos approached the man and in fact it was their friend Jon. They asked him how is he with this unbelievable goddess, while they were stuck with these god-awful women.
Jon replied, "I have no idea, and I'm definitely not complaining. This has been absolutely the best time of my life (and I'm dead,)
and I have five years of the best sex any man could hope for to look forward to. There is only one thing that I can't seem to understand.
After everytime we have sex, she rolls over and murmur's to herself, "Damn income taxes!"
Thursday, July 25, 2002
Sunday, July 21, 2002
haha... damm sianz.... neber rite 4 veri long liao.. too lazi... went to watch DOG SOLDIERS todae... quite a farked up show... not nice wan... damm disgustin... intestines n all... had a good review but dun believe it... the movie sucks... the speech dae todae quite sucki... all the standard drop... VS better improve... n wake up their idea...
jiji gif out liao... lyfe ish bleak...
QUOTE OF THE DAY
"Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and consciencious stupidity."
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
JOKE OF THE DAY
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to a Texan on an
overseas flight. After a few cocktails, the men began discussing
their home lives.
"Last night I made love to my wife four times," the Frenchman
bragged, "and this morning she made me delicious crepes and she
told me how much she adored me."
"Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times," the Italian
responded, "and this morning she made me a wonderful omelet and
told me she could never love another man."
When the Texan remained silent, the Frenchman smugly asked, "And
how many times did you make love to your wife last night?"
"Once," he replied.
"Only once?" the Italian arrogantly snorted. "And what did she
say to you this morning?"
"Don't stop."
jiji gif out liao... lyfe ish bleak...
QUOTE OF THE DAY
"Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and consciencious stupidity."
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
JOKE OF THE DAY
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to a Texan on an
overseas flight. After a few cocktails, the men began discussing
their home lives.
"Last night I made love to my wife four times," the Frenchman
bragged, "and this morning she made me delicious crepes and she
told me how much she adored me."
"Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times," the Italian
responded, "and this morning she made me a wonderful omelet and
told me she could never love another man."
When the Texan remained silent, the Frenchman smugly asked, "And
how many times did you make love to your wife last night?"
"Once," he replied.
"Only once?" the Italian arrogantly snorted. "And what did she
say to you this morning?"
"Don't stop."
Tuesday, July 16, 2002
wah... damm jialat... stayed in skool 4 maths... damm sian... haben do moi GP yet... best... gonna die liao... stayed in skool until abt 7+... den i accompany yihan whu accomapanied qorrine... veri tirin... the TAF trainin okae lar.. lookin 4ward to the weight trainin...
damm sad... tried callin again... she neber pick up... i noe she avoidin moi lar.. haiz... maebe i'll gif up... whu noes...
QUOTE OF THE DAY
"We are told never to cross a bridge until we come to it, but this world is owned by men who have 'crossed bridges' in their imagination far ahead of the crowd."
- Anon.
JOKE OF THE DAY
Three guys, a Polish guy, a Jewish guy and an Italian guy sign up for the police academy. The Jewish guy goes in first and the Captain says to him, "We have to ask you one question before we admit you in to the academy, Who killed Jesus?"
The Jewish guy says "The Romans did it."
The Captain says, "Right, you're admitted."
The Italian guy goes in next. The Captain asks him the same thing.
"We have to ask you one question first before you're admitted to the Police Academy. Who killed Jesus?"
The Italian guy says "The Romans did it."
The Captain says, "Right, you're admitted."
The Polish guy goes in and the Captain repeats the question.
The Polish guy says "Gee, I don't know." The Captain tells him to go home and think about it for a week and come back and tell
him. The Polish guy goes home and his wife asked him how his first day went at the academy, and he says to her, "You won't believe it! My first day on the job and they assigned me to a murder case!"
damm sad... tried callin again... she neber pick up... i noe she avoidin moi lar.. haiz... maebe i'll gif up... whu noes...
QUOTE OF THE DAY
"We are told never to cross a bridge until we come to it, but this world is owned by men who have 'crossed bridges' in their imagination far ahead of the crowd."
- Anon.
JOKE OF THE DAY
Three guys, a Polish guy, a Jewish guy and an Italian guy sign up for the police academy. The Jewish guy goes in first and the Captain says to him, "We have to ask you one question before we admit you in to the academy, Who killed Jesus?"
The Jewish guy says "The Romans did it."
The Captain says, "Right, you're admitted."
The Italian guy goes in next. The Captain asks him the same thing.
"We have to ask you one question first before you're admitted to the Police Academy. Who killed Jesus?"
The Italian guy says "The Romans did it."
The Captain says, "Right, you're admitted."
The Polish guy goes in and the Captain repeats the question.
The Polish guy says "Gee, I don't know." The Captain tells him to go home and think about it for a week and come back and tell
him. The Polish guy goes home and his wife asked him how his first day went at the academy, and he says to her, "You won't believe it! My first day on the job and they assigned me to a murder case!"
Monday, July 15, 2002
wah lema... damm sian... hab not been writin blog 4 a couple of daes... too lazi... had a department meetin todae... all was quite fine lar... but anhong neber go n the atmosphere veri tense... cld sense jingle's sadness... wonder wad cld i do to make her feel ani better... was tokin crap to ee suan todae... as usual... sean ish gettin on moi nerves wif his BU DONG ZHUANG DONG... blardy chin wOOOOOi leh... haben gotten the fotos yet.. mom saes fotos wld onli be out tmr... minsi... moi mother looks damm tired... sho ish her sister, shiying... moi aunt... den sean told moi he's moi uncle... puhlease... gimme a brk..
bought quite a few games on SATURDAE... havin a field dae wif games now... damm sad... utopia's age end liao... muz wait 4 a few more daes...
haiz... after much persuasion frm everyfren i cld remember... i finalli plucked the courage n called... but she neber pick up the fone... ish she avoidin moi...?? or ish she asleep...?? lets hope its the latter... jiji gonna try again...
QUOTE OF THE DAY
"A man desires praise that he may be reassured, that he may be quit of his doubting of himself; he is indifferent to applause when he is confident of success."
- Alec Waugh
JOKE OF THE DAY
Four married guys go golfing over the weekend and on Sunday during the 3rd hole the following conversation ensued. First Guy: "Man, you have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in
the house next weekend."
Second Guy: "That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool." Third Guy: "Man, you both have it
easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her."
They continue to play the hole when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they ask him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come golfing this weekend. What's the deal?"
Fourth Guy: "That's easy! I just set my alarm for 5:30am. When it goes off, I shut off my alarm, give the wife a poke and say, 'Golf Course or Intercourse?'
So she says, 'Wear your sweater.'"
ps. sean dun do anithin stoopid abt u n ur hwa chong frenz... juz remember... u r not the onli one wif frenz... haf a nice dae... ^_^
bought quite a few games on SATURDAE... havin a field dae wif games now... damm sad... utopia's age end liao... muz wait 4 a few more daes...
haiz... after much persuasion frm everyfren i cld remember... i finalli plucked the courage n called... but she neber pick up the fone... ish she avoidin moi...?? or ish she asleep...?? lets hope its the latter... jiji gonna try again...
QUOTE OF THE DAY
"A man desires praise that he may be reassured, that he may be quit of his doubting of himself; he is indifferent to applause when he is confident of success."
- Alec Waugh
JOKE OF THE DAY
Four married guys go golfing over the weekend and on Sunday during the 3rd hole the following conversation ensued. First Guy: "Man, you have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in
the house next weekend."
Second Guy: "That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool." Third Guy: "Man, you both have it
easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her."
They continue to play the hole when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they ask him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come golfing this weekend. What's the deal?"
Fourth Guy: "That's easy! I just set my alarm for 5:30am. When it goes off, I shut off my alarm, give the wife a poke and say, 'Golf Course or Intercourse?'
So she says, 'Wear your sweater.'"
ps. sean dun do anithin stoopid abt u n ur hwa chong frenz... juz remember... u r not the onli one wif frenz... haf a nice dae... ^_^
Tuesday, July 09, 2002
haiz... damm sad.. sad stuff happen to one of the councilors... dun wanna mention the name n incident... dun wanna make tingz worse 4 the person... stayed in skool 2dae until 5+ for TAF... kinda cool~... tink of goin dere more often... finalli finished moi maths file... sure took long to finish it... damm sian... cannot go 4 SR investiture... cos i gort learnin journey... hansel still ask moi to take care of ee suan... too bad i not goin... wan to go... wan to visit junming n gang... too bad gort no chance... hai~ i oso cannot go 4 the SA wan becos circumstances dun permit... dis ish damm sucki okae... cannot go see moi cousin n the chiobus... dis sucks man...
eh gabriel png... u blardy ass... go canada liao... den neber email moi 4 sho long... u good... neber keep in contact wif us... busi lor... win liao lor... go dere jio gurlz den 4get abt good frenz... hai... sho disappointed in u...
QUOTE OF THE DAY
"Clear your mind must be, if you are to discover the real villains behind this plot."
- Yoda
JOKE OF THE DAY
There was a virgin who wanted to marry a farmer boy. One day, she
went to his parents' house for dinner. When they got done eating
dinner, they decided to go for a walk through the pasture.
While they were walking they came upon the 2 horses that were
mating. She looks at them with wonder because she's never seen
anything like this before so she asks the boy, "What are they doing?"
He says "They're making love."
"Well, what's that long thing his sticking in there?" She asks?
"Oh, uh, that's his rope" he answered.
"Well, what are those two round things on the other end?" she ask.
He says "Those are his knots"
She says, "Oh, Ok I got it."
As they continue their stroll, they come to a barn and go in. She
looks at him and says, "I want you to make love to me the way those
animals were."
Surprised and excited, the boy agrees. While they're getting at all
hot and heavy, she grabs his balls and squeezes.
"Whoa, what are you doing?" he shouts.
The girl innocently replies, "I'm untying the knots so I'll
get more rope."
eh gabriel png... u blardy ass... go canada liao... den neber email moi 4 sho long... u good... neber keep in contact wif us... busi lor... win liao lor... go dere jio gurlz den 4get abt good frenz... hai... sho disappointed in u...
QUOTE OF THE DAY
"Clear your mind must be, if you are to discover the real villains behind this plot."
- Yoda
JOKE OF THE DAY
There was a virgin who wanted to marry a farmer boy. One day, she
went to his parents' house for dinner. When they got done eating
dinner, they decided to go for a walk through the pasture.
While they were walking they came upon the 2 horses that were
mating. She looks at them with wonder because she's never seen
anything like this before so she asks the boy, "What are they doing?"
He says "They're making love."
"Well, what's that long thing his sticking in there?" She asks?
"Oh, uh, that's his rope" he answered.
"Well, what are those two round things on the other end?" she ask.
He says "Those are his knots"
She says, "Oh, Ok I got it."
As they continue their stroll, they come to a barn and go in. She
looks at him and says, "I want you to make love to me the way those
animals were."
Surprised and excited, the boy agrees. While they're getting at all
hot and heavy, she grabs his balls and squeezes.
"Whoa, what are you doing?" he shouts.
The girl innocently replies, "I'm untying the knots so I'll
get more rope."
Monday, July 08, 2002
haiz... damm sian... neber go out todae... neber ask her out too... todae was the perfect dae to do it... but i didnt... haiz... CIP yesterdae was damm crappy... sho tirin n borin.... lets hope dat i haf the strength to carry on wif it nxt wk... had a in depth conversation wif wee keat last nite... kinda cool lar... lets hope dat the guyz enjoyed demselves @ sentosa... maebe yihan n qorirne had fun? damm i miss her man... :P haiz... visit the new 28th Student Council College Promotions Blog
QUOTE OF THE DAY
"I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers."
- Mahatma Gandhi
JOKE OF THE DAY
A guy took a blonde out on a date. Eventually they ended up parked at a
"lovers point" where they started making out. After things started
getting pretty good, he thought he might get lucky, so he asked her,
"Do you want to get into the back seat?"
"NO!" she answered.
Okay, he thought, maybe she's not ready yet.
Now he has her shirt and skirt off, the windows are steamed, and things
are getting really hot, so he asks again, "Do you want to get into the
back seat?"
"NO!" she answers again.
Now he has her bra off, they're both very sweaty, and she even has his
pants unzipped. Okay, he thinks, she HAS to want it now.
"Do you want to get into the back seat NOW?" he asks again.
"NO!" she answers yet again.
Frustrated, he demands, "Well, why not!"
"Because I want to stay up here with you!"
QUOTE OF THE DAY
"I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers."
- Mahatma Gandhi
JOKE OF THE DAY
A guy took a blonde out on a date. Eventually they ended up parked at a
"lovers point" where they started making out. After things started
getting pretty good, he thought he might get lucky, so he asked her,
"Do you want to get into the back seat?"
"NO!" she answered.
Okay, he thought, maybe she's not ready yet.
Now he has her shirt and skirt off, the windows are steamed, and things
are getting really hot, so he asks again, "Do you want to get into the
back seat?"
"NO!" she answers again.
Now he has her bra off, they're both very sweaty, and she even has his
pants unzipped. Okay, he thinks, she HAS to want it now.
"Do you want to get into the back seat NOW?" he asks again.
"NO!" she answers yet again.
Frustrated, he demands, "Well, why not!"
"Because I want to stay up here with you!"
Saturday, July 06, 2002
yo... the big man ish back again... after 2 daes of absence... blardy hell damm tirin... the investiture was cool~ took the chance to take pics with mani pretty gurlz... damm shiok... the rehearsal was tough but it was all worth it... heard i gort the loudest applause.. izzit because i damm shuai?? jkjk... thanks 4 the support everione... saw our seniors cry deir heart out... especialli elise n terence... dey had realli bonded over the past yr... haf a feelin dat i m gonna cry too... n its gonna be even more tears den all of dem add together... after the investiture... went to marche 4 lunch... damm blardy ex sia... bud still haf to go sumwhere nice 4 a meal wif the whole of SC... aniwae SEAN SOH realli pissed moi off... gort into sho mani of moi fotos... knnccb... dat sux okae... dun be sho buay zhi dong lar dey...
the oral was okae lar... cld had done better...
went to watch "The Eye" aft oral... the story no scary... bud still freaked moi out... damm scared okae... shock aft shock... STOOPID shuyi n kok long juz keep laughin at moi... nabei... cannot understand the tots of a SENSITIVE NEW AGE GUY.... me...
aniwae... the previous stuff was a summary of the past 2 daes... todae...met kok long, yihan n viz... dey were goin to get pressie... had a heavy lunch of bak kut teh... damm shiok... yihan wanted moi to go get sum stuff wif him... didnt wan to... in the end convinced him to go town... kok long n him managed to get their pressie dere too... after dat plae LAN den cum home... neber meet shuyi... he sure damm pissed wan... yihan went 4 bdae party wif qorrine... to the host of the bdae party... u good... neber invite moi... juz jkin... hope dat u haf a great dae...
FEEDBACK
JIJI...
ferst time writing in to ur blog,second person feeding back,happi
anot.....i
ur gd frenz lelz!!!!hahaha
ok,SO I TINK...
shuyi,u tink u vv gd in ra lalz,ask mi go train my ra...tt time off
form k
or esh win liaoz!!!! i keep building ex troops k,not lyk u build those
cheap
cheap troops...quite efficient though!!!plae again lalz,u wun regret
teaming
up wif mi...hahaha :) but dun wanna plae now although CT juz over,there
iz
TOTALLY nuthing 4 mi to b happi bout...realli,my results r
lyk......haiz!!!
but nvm,gort PROMOS!!! muz study hard liaoz,no more last min...no more
fooling ard...tis iz my msg to jiji n co.,stop playing LAN liaoz,go
study!!!!!
jiji,i vv indecisive mehz...my cousin make mi indecisive mahz,actualli
i
know wad i wanna buy liaoz but she came along n start giving the GIRLS'
pt
of view,so i have 2 re-decide again...sorri lalz,at least we gort the
seats
n watch the match in comfort !!!BUT crap man the padang so big,i go 1
place,u all tell mi another place,IDIOTs!!!no money to buy tix 4 mi,$5
oso
dun hav,make mi squeeze lyk crazi 2 but my own tix...4get it lalz,had
great
fun tt dae kping n watchin the match...the atmosphere was totally
there!!!c
u there in 4 yrs time,tt's iz if i dun go GERMANY!!!hahahaha
n now tis iz to jiji,
JIA YOU!!!duun giv up k...follow ur dreams!!!!
n now 4 the last sect,jiji say SO U TINK!!! n everybodi say SO WE
TINK!!!!hahaha,tt's lame...okok,that's all...enuf crap frm mi
yI sHEN~~
REPLY
brudder... moi good fren... dun gif exscuses lar... a worker doesnt blame his tools... dun sae off form lar... u cannot make it~ u damm indecisive lar dey... lyke todae... look 4 pressie... whole dae sms... den u look at mirror den sae u damm shuai... u ultimate lor... can tell lies in public... sae urself shuai when i juz beside u... puhlease... u cannot make it~ n u damm blur... can get lost... padang not dat big okae... i damm poor lar.. not lyke u sho rich hor... sho when u tink we can discuss abt a PS2 4 moi...?? i help u to spend ur moni lar... brudder... GERMANY... dun make moi laugh... can find ur way dere anot?? if cannot... i fetch u dere wif moi personal jet lor... thanx 4 ur nice comments... i'll work hard... btw... u cannot make it~ sho u tink... sho i tink... sho we tink... power anot..??
FEEDBACK
jiji u better post this!!!!!!
eh ppl ask u to put topic of wk then u go put crap
u think essay writin ah?! lolz.....
oh yah u got no more cd hor then i pass u mine lor.....
eh how come got no han's reply.....
r u really studyin cos if not erm.......
erm........
dame
REPLY
win liao lor... ask moi to put topic... no one respond... dun wanna gif ideas still crap @ moi... dat reminds moi... u bitch bud still neber gif suggestion... hai... no use... guess i muz set another lame topic soon den u all wld respond... dun haf yihan's reply yet cos i haben read his email... haha... guess i lazi...
i damm happie sia... i ask her out... n she reject... nud she in damm good mood when she heard moi voice... dat means dat i still got chance... power... gonna try hard... yipppeee... sho happie...
QUOTE OF THE DAY
"O, it is excellent to have a giant's strength; but it is tyrannous to use it like a giant."
- William Shakespeare
JOKE OF THE DAY
juz 4 todae onli... u all get 2 jokes...
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms.
The first dwarf not only can't get a hard-on, but all night he has
to listen to the other dwarf grunting, "One, two, three, uhh ..."
In the morning the second dwarf says to the first dwarf, "So how was it?"
The first dwarf says, "I can't believe how much it sucked.
I couldn't get a hard-on all night."
The second dwarf says, "You think that's bad - I couldn't even get
up on the bed."
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A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it's her turn, she climbs
up on Santa's lap. Santa asks, "What would you like Santa to bring you
for Christmas?"
The little girl replies, "I want a Barbie and G.I. Joe."
Santa looks at the little girl for a moment and says,
"I thought Barbie comes with Ken."
"No," said the little girl. "She comes with G.I.
Joe, she fakes it with Ken."
sho dats the end 4 dis update... send in more feedback n SEAN SOH... i m still damm pissed wif the stoopid foto taking shit... wake up ur blardy idea... datz all folks ^_^
the oral was okae lar... cld had done better...
went to watch "The Eye" aft oral... the story no scary... bud still freaked moi out... damm scared okae... shock aft shock... STOOPID shuyi n kok long juz keep laughin at moi... nabei... cannot understand the tots of a SENSITIVE NEW AGE GUY.... me...
aniwae... the previous stuff was a summary of the past 2 daes... todae...met kok long, yihan n viz... dey were goin to get pressie... had a heavy lunch of bak kut teh... damm shiok... yihan wanted moi to go get sum stuff wif him... didnt wan to... in the end convinced him to go town... kok long n him managed to get their pressie dere too... after dat plae LAN den cum home... neber meet shuyi... he sure damm pissed wan... yihan went 4 bdae party wif qorrine... to the host of the bdae party... u good... neber invite moi... juz jkin... hope dat u haf a great dae...
FEEDBACK
JIJI...
ferst time writing in to ur blog,second person feeding back,happi
anot.....i
ur gd frenz lelz!!!!hahaha
ok,SO I TINK...
shuyi,u tink u vv gd in ra lalz,ask mi go train my ra...tt time off
form k
or esh win liaoz!!!! i keep building ex troops k,not lyk u build those
cheap
cheap troops...quite efficient though!!!plae again lalz,u wun regret
teaming
up wif mi...hahaha :) but dun wanna plae now although CT juz over,there
iz
TOTALLY nuthing 4 mi to b happi bout...realli,my results r
lyk......haiz!!!
but nvm,gort PROMOS!!! muz study hard liaoz,no more last min...no more
fooling ard...tis iz my msg to jiji n co.,stop playing LAN liaoz,go
study!!!!!
jiji,i vv indecisive mehz...my cousin make mi indecisive mahz,actualli
i
know wad i wanna buy liaoz but she came along n start giving the GIRLS'
pt
of view,so i have 2 re-decide again...sorri lalz,at least we gort the
seats
n watch the match in comfort !!!BUT crap man the padang so big,i go 1
place,u all tell mi another place,IDIOTs!!!no money to buy tix 4 mi,$5
oso
dun hav,make mi squeeze lyk crazi 2 but my own tix...4get it lalz,had
great
fun tt dae kping n watchin the match...the atmosphere was totally
there!!!c
u there in 4 yrs time,tt's iz if i dun go GERMANY!!!hahahaha
n now tis iz to jiji,
JIA YOU!!!duun giv up k...follow ur dreams!!!!
n now 4 the last sect,jiji say SO U TINK!!! n everybodi say SO WE
TINK!!!!hahaha,tt's lame...okok,that's all...enuf crap frm mi
yI sHEN~~
REPLY
brudder... moi good fren... dun gif exscuses lar... a worker doesnt blame his tools... dun sae off form lar... u cannot make it~ u damm indecisive lar dey... lyke todae... look 4 pressie... whole dae sms... den u look at mirror den sae u damm shuai... u ultimate lor... can tell lies in public... sae urself shuai when i juz beside u... puhlease... u cannot make it~ n u damm blur... can get lost... padang not dat big okae... i damm poor lar.. not lyke u sho rich hor... sho when u tink we can discuss abt a PS2 4 moi...?? i help u to spend ur moni lar... brudder... GERMANY... dun make moi laugh... can find ur way dere anot?? if cannot... i fetch u dere wif moi personal jet lor... thanx 4 ur nice comments... i'll work hard... btw... u cannot make it~ sho u tink... sho i tink... sho we tink... power anot..??
FEEDBACK
jiji u better post this!!!!!!
eh ppl ask u to put topic of wk then u go put crap
u think essay writin ah?! lolz.....
oh yah u got no more cd hor then i pass u mine lor.....
eh how come got no han's reply.....
r u really studyin cos if not erm.......
erm........
dame
REPLY
win liao lor... ask moi to put topic... no one respond... dun wanna gif ideas still crap @ moi... dat reminds moi... u bitch bud still neber gif suggestion... hai... no use... guess i muz set another lame topic soon den u all wld respond... dun haf yihan's reply yet cos i haben read his email... haha... guess i lazi...
i damm happie sia... i ask her out... n she reject... nud she in damm good mood when she heard moi voice... dat means dat i still got chance... power... gonna try hard... yipppeee... sho happie...
QUOTE OF THE DAY
"O, it is excellent to have a giant's strength; but it is tyrannous to use it like a giant."
- William Shakespeare
JOKE OF THE DAY
juz 4 todae onli... u all get 2 jokes...
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms.
The first dwarf not only can't get a hard-on, but all night he has
to listen to the other dwarf grunting, "One, two, three, uhh ..."
In the morning the second dwarf says to the first dwarf, "So how was it?"
The first dwarf says, "I can't believe how much it sucked.
I couldn't get a hard-on all night."
The second dwarf says, "You think that's bad - I couldn't even get
up on the bed."
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A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it's her turn, she climbs
up on Santa's lap. Santa asks, "What would you like Santa to bring you
for Christmas?"
The little girl replies, "I want a Barbie and G.I. Joe."
Santa looks at the little girl for a moment and says,
"I thought Barbie comes with Ken."
"No," said the little girl. "She comes with G.I.
Joe, she fakes it with Ken."
sho dats the end 4 dis update... send in more feedback n SEAN SOH... i m still damm pissed wif the stoopid foto taking shit... wake up ur blardy idea... datz all folks ^_^
Thursday, July 04, 2002
dunno whether jamie yeo read out moi dedication anot.. neber mangae to catch her show.. lets hope she did... had rehearsal until quite late... paul bitch lyke siao... tink the seniors cried juz now... veri sad scene.. gonna go rest liao... still gort a long dae in front of moi... n i finalli found a blazer...
QUOTE OF THE DAY
"With great power comes great responsibility."
- Uncle Ben from Spiderman
JOKE OF THE DAY
A man wakes up early one morning and decides to go duck hunting.
He tells his wife, "You've got three choices; you can go duck
hunting with me, I'll do ya anally or you can give me a blowjob.
I'm gonna load up the truck and get the dog out. Make up your mind
before I get back."
Hubby returns twenty minutes later and says, "Well what's it gonna be?"
She say's, "There's no way I'm going duck hunting and you're not doing
my ass so I guess it's a blowjob."
A couple minutes later she starts choking and spitting and says, "Jesus,
you taste like shit."
"Oh yeah," he replies, "The dog didn't want to go duck huntin' either."
QUOTE OF THE DAY
"With great power comes great responsibility."
- Uncle Ben from Spiderman
JOKE OF THE DAY
A man wakes up early one morning and decides to go duck hunting.
He tells his wife, "You've got three choices; you can go duck
hunting with me, I'll do ya anally or you can give me a blowjob.
I'm gonna load up the truck and get the dog out. Make up your mind
before I get back."
Hubby returns twenty minutes later and says, "Well what's it gonna be?"
She say's, "There's no way I'm going duck hunting and you're not doing
my ass so I guess it's a blowjob."
A couple minutes later she starts choking and spitting and says, "Jesus,
you taste like shit."
"Oh yeah," he replies, "The dog didn't want to go duck huntin' either."
Tuesday, July 02, 2002
sibei sian... neber update yesterdar cos too tired liao... did sum pt. juz now... tink i a bit siao... sho tired still do... body aching sia... tink i still haben finish moi maths file yet... better do later... damm pissed... todae collect blazer bud dun haf moi size... luckili nice shiying help moi find... gonna pass it to moi tmr... THANK YOU VERY MUCH... todae everybodi damm cranky... most prob over CT... yihan takin it quite hard... hmm... maebe most prob becos his fone spoilt... he neber follow us to plae LAN todae... went to plae @ parklane wif shuyi, kok long, vincent n nic... plaed CS n MEDAL OF HONOR... okae lar quite fun... started studyin liao... otherwise realli no tyme...
plan to call her later... but a bit no gutz... dunno how... oso dunno whether she wld pick up the call anot... if onli i gort a religion now... den can pray 4 moiself... if u all dun mind... can pray 4 moi...?? aniwae... anione wif nice gdnite sms... pls 4ward dem to moi... thank kew u...
oh ya... pple suggested dat i start a topic 4 the week... the topic 4 dis week... "Is Common Test Really Necessary In A Student's Life?" anione wif comments... pls send dem to moi... thanx...
QUOTE OF THE DAY
"Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped."
- Elbert Hubbard
JOKE OF THE DAY
One day Bill Gates dies...
God meets up with him and tells him since he's been so good to the world
with his software and all that he could choose where he wants to go.
So Bill Gates decides he wants to go to see hell first before he chooses.
God leads him to hell and Bill Gates is amazed with the beauty of it. It
has a beach with ladies in bikinis running around and alot of good stuff.
Bill Gates says " if this is hell lets see heaven! "
So God takes him to heaven and there it is real peaceful and glittery.
Its a calm place with mansions every which way. Then God asks him where
he wants to go.
Bill Gates answers " i want to go to hell."
****2 weeks later****
God goes down to see how Bill Gates is doing and he sees Bill Gates
pinned to the wall being struck with a wip.
Bill Gates yells "why did it look so pretty before?!?"
God answers "That was just the screen saver"
ps. to the pple whu ask moi to burn cds 4 dem... paisei... i gort no empty cds now...
plan to call her later... but a bit no gutz... dunno how... oso dunno whether she wld pick up the call anot... if onli i gort a religion now... den can pray 4 moiself... if u all dun mind... can pray 4 moi...?? aniwae... anione wif nice gdnite sms... pls 4ward dem to moi... thank kew u...
oh ya... pple suggested dat i start a topic 4 the week... the topic 4 dis week... "Is Common Test Really Necessary In A Student's Life?" anione wif comments... pls send dem to moi... thanx...
QUOTE OF THE DAY
"Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped."
- Elbert Hubbard
JOKE OF THE DAY
One day Bill Gates dies...
God meets up with him and tells him since he's been so good to the world
with his software and all that he could choose where he wants to go.
So Bill Gates decides he wants to go to see hell first before he chooses.
God leads him to hell and Bill Gates is amazed with the beauty of it. It
has a beach with ladies in bikinis running around and alot of good stuff.
Bill Gates says " if this is hell lets see heaven! "
So God takes him to heaven and there it is real peaceful and glittery.
Its a calm place with mansions every which way. Then God asks him where
he wants to go.
Bill Gates answers " i want to go to hell."
****2 weeks later****
God goes down to see how Bill Gates is doing and he sees Bill Gates
pinned to the wall being struck with a wip.
Bill Gates yells "why did it look so pretty before?!?"
God answers "That was just the screen saver"
ps. to the pple whu ask moi to burn cds 4 dem... paisei... i gort no empty cds now...