i've juz cum up wif dis perfect new theory..


e story sho far..
manure ish on top wif 81pts.. has 2 visit stamford bridge.. host west ham.. n visit jjb.. in between has 2 plae barca..
chelski ish 2nd wif 78 pts.. has 2 host manure.. visit st james park.. n host bolton.. wif liverpudians in between..
ARSENAL ish 3rd wif 74 pts.. has 2 visit pride park.. host everton.. n visit stadium of light.. n out of champs league..

sho imagine dis..
manure loses 2 barca.. goes into self destruction.. loses all of its remainin 3 games.. gets kicked out of champ league n has 81 pts..
chelski win manure.. but loses 2 e liverpudians.. loses e other 2 games.. gets kicked out of champ league n oso has 81 pts..
liverpudian meets barca in e champ league finals.. n barca wins e title.. wif titi not plaein @ all.. n not gettin a champ league medal..

now.. ARSENAL.. bein written outta e title race.. feels no pressure.. plaes deir flowin football.. kicks sum ass.. n wins e remainin 3 games.. n has a total of 83 pts..

dis ish how e table wld look lyke..

1st ARSENAL 83pts
2nd manure 81pts (better goal diff den chelski)
3rd chelski 81pts (lousier goal diff den manure)

e title cums back 2 ARSENAL @ THE EMIRATES while manure chelski doesnt win anithin n cries lyke babies..

well.. im juz daydreamin.. BUT if dis ever happened.. u can safeli sae.. u read it 1st on http://jiji.blogspot.com..!!

cos jiji said sho..!! =)

facebook seriousli gettin damm sucki.. damm slow.. n keep poppin up errors.. dis sux.. big tyme.. =P

moi veri 1st post frm moi lappie.. dunno y it took moi sho long b4 i had dis veri 1st post frm moi lappie.. dis ish gonna b a damm random entry.. cos i m damm random.. as alwaes..

i bumped in2 ann a couple of daes ago.. in skl.. it was damm gd 2 see her.. but e veri 1st ting which she said 2 moi was dat she still tink dat i gort shorter.. super duper demoralised.. sianz.. i lurve moi height.. not moi weight tho.. i wan moi weight 2 go down.. not moi height.. NOOOOOO~~~~!!! =(

i tried out tiger woods pga tour 2007.. quite a difficult game.. not ez @ all.. n im stuck in e last area 2 tom clancy's rainbow six las vegas.. sianz.. n moi need 4 speed carbon ish not wrkin.. i seriousli muz get it changed..

i hope han ish doin well.. considerin he's one half of e brudders wif e anwers.. n e other half of e brothers of destruction.. tink kane n undertaker.. i seriousli hope tingz go well 4 u dude.. u deserve gd shit happenin 2 u.. ALL DA BEST..!! =)

i kalled pacnet 2dae.. 2 make sum enquiries abt moi email billin n all.. im quite put off by e long waitin tyme i had 2 wait.. cum on.. its a thu mornin.. pacnet summore.. i haf been doin inbound kalls 4 a while.. i noe dis tymin usualli has no kall volume.. n its pacnet.. dun tell moi everione ish usin pacnet in sg n dey r kallin @ e same tyme.. havin moi wait 4 over 10 mins onli means dat dere ish not enuff pple mannin it.. or sumone ish on aux.. slackin.. not too gd @ all..

aniwae.. aft finalli gettin 2 e customer service representative.. i was quite disappointed.. 1st of all.. e eng din realli make it.. but since i cld understand.. i dun realli care.. wad i din lyke was e lack of product knowledge.. its lyke if u cant handle moi enquiry.. wad more can u do.? in e end.. i was sho pissed off.. i juz asked 4 a copy of moi statement of accounts.. n he was supposed 2 send it 2 moi immediateli.. which i haf not received till now.. diappointed i m.. worried i wld b if dis was a bank instead.. gdness gracious..

F-I-N-A-L-L-Y..!!

moi XBOX 360 ish back..

up n runnin.. !!

=)

a picture paints a thousand words..

u noe ur season ish screwed when ur manager looks like dis..
~frustrated ARSENE WENGER~

n e manager of ur rival club consoles ur manager..
~hotel 81 anyone.?~

e season ish officialli over.. it was gd while it lasted.. =(

moi mom ish finalli back frm NZ..!! n she technicalli brought 1/2 of NZ back wif her.. its realli scari.. but im real happie 2 see her aft sho long.. im sure she had hell lotsa fun.. leavin moi back in sg.. =(

f1 in bahrain has alwaes been kind 2 massa.. n ferrari finalli did a 1-2 dis season.. massa was 1st.. n kimi was 2nd.. kubica came in 3rd.. alonso 10th.. n lewis was 13th.. ferrari has kick started deir season.. hell yea..!!
~the champ massa~
~kimi massa robert~
~ferrari headin 4 1st~
~ferrari engineers slackin~

im realli xcited 4 e SINGAPORE leg of e race.. e 1st nite race.. hell yea.. =)
~the veri 1st nite race..

caught e guiness 9 ball tour penang leg finals juz now.. pool has alwaes interested moi.. tho viz.. han.. kok.. noes dat i rather juz nua den plae pool.. i juz dun find plaein pool interestin.. well.. it was quite a nice match.. it was chang jun lin.. a taiwanese player whu has won quite a few legs.. versus.. pro-san.. wang hung hsiang.. i knew pro-san was gd.. i juz din noe he was dis gd.. aniwae.. he lost lar.. but it was a gd game.. n he spent sho much tyme wif bingo pool.. hes now super duper gd @ effects lor.. e crowds lurve him.. e tv audience lurves him.. he honed his entertainment skills.. but sadli.. his pool skills were not up 2 notch 2dae.. but im impressed.. pro-san chased a 10-3 lead 2 11-7.. it was a waste.. but it was close tho.. i realli hoped dat he wld knick it..

well.. e match n all was gd.. but e interview aft dat was appallin.. sum woman frm star sports i guess.. interviewed dem n translated wad dey said.. she sux as a translator big tyme.. he cheeena ish damm off..

pro-san said his bdae was tmr n he hoped 2 get a bdae gift by winnin.. n she translated as e bdae was yesterdae.. wad sia.. tmr n yesterdae big diff wor..

chang jun ling said dat he was happie dat both finalists were taiwanese n he feels no pressure cos it was his gd fwen he was plaein against.. n no matter wad happens.. a taiwanese wld win.. n she translated it as.. since he was plaein against his fwen.. he felt dat pro-san ish not gd enuff 2 gif him pressure.. aft dat he said he was happie dat he set a record 4 3 str8 wins.. but it was translated as he feels lucki..

i swear.. dis ish damm WTF.. seriousli.. if u suck @ translatin.. pls dun..

ARSENAL drew.. haiz..

when everithin ish fallin apart n goin sho rong.. i hope 2nite wld b a gd nite..

ARSENAL rawk on..!!

4 e millionth tyme.. i caught MY BEST FRIEND'S WEDDING again.. yesh.. again.. i juz lurve dat movie.. gets 2 moi everityme.. n haf i said it b4..? i totalli lurve george.. =P

we were robbed.. R-O-B-B-E-D.. it was a PENALTY.. n e ref were juz metres awae.. wad a total idert.. EBOUE plaed lyke crap.. n BENDTNER had a gd save.. if he was a liverpool defender.. nuff said..

nonetheless.. we will set tingz rite on sat n nxt wk.. =)

it was aprils fool yesterdae.. n a simple sms frm moi which stated dat i had won toto had garnered sho much lurve frm pple.. i din noe dat i had SHO mani fwenz.. e kalls which came flooded in juz gort moi in a blardy gd laff.. hahaz.. i thoroughli njoyed moi dae..

christie msn moi 2dae.. im realli quite pleasantli surprised.. its been quite a while since i hrd frm her.. tho i do see her ard.. occassionalli..

watang left moi a post on moi facebook wall 2dae.. its real gd hearin frm her lor.. n i tot i was 4gotten..

awwwwww.. jiji ish lurved.. =)