well.. a not too bad wkend 4 sports.. considerin dat ARSENAL ish still on top of e table.. winnin 2-0 against bolton.. im damm accurate lar.. i said it was KIMI RAIKKONEN's yr dis yr.. n it was.. KIMI ish e champion.. it was a veri gd brazilian race.. real gd.. real xcitin.. real skill..

dinner wif boon.. keat.. xiuwen.. ann.. on sundae nite was gd.. its real gd seein dem.. esp ann n xiuwen.. been ages.. sadli.. anna n priscilla cld not make it.. well.. lets do it again sumtyme.. n im quite surprised wif e discount SIM card has..

Wake Up Call

This happened on a Friday afternoon.

"Ring Ring"
I pick up the phone.
Me: "Hello?"
Stranger: "Hi, May I speak to Ho Zijie?"
Me: "How may I help you?"
Stranger: "You are real fucked up."
Me: "I beg your pardon?"
Stranger: "I said you were real fucked up."
Me: "How so?"
Stranger: "Totally."

And he hanged up.
All of a sudden, realisation set in. I am real fucked up.

Disclaimer.
The above mentioned event was a figment of the author's imagination and did not take place in real life. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is unintentional and purely coincidental.

牛仔很忙

呜啦啦啦火车笛随着奔腾的马蹄
小妹妹吹着口琴夕阳下美了剪影
我用子弹写日记介绍完了风景
接下来换介绍我自己

我虽然是个牛仔在酒吧只点牛奶
为什么不喝啤酒因为啤酒伤身体
很多人不长眼睛嚣张都靠武器
赤手空拳就缩成蚂蚁

不用麻烦了不用麻烦了
不用麻烦不用麻烦了不用麻烦了
你们一起上我在赶时间
每天决斗观众都累了英雄也累了
不用麻烦了不用麻烦了
副歌不长你们有几个一起上好了
正义呼唤我美女需要我
牛仔很忙的

我啦啦啦骑毛驴因为马跨不上去
洗澡都洗泡泡浴因为可以玩玩具
我有颗善良的心都只穿假牛皮
喔跌倒时尽量不压草皮

枪口它没长眼睛我曾经答应上帝
除非是万不得已我尽量射橡皮筋
老板先来杯奶昔要逃命前请你
顺便喂喂我那只小毛驴

不用麻烦了不用麻烦了
不用麻烦不用麻烦了不用麻烦了
你们一起上我在赶时间
每天决斗观众都累了英雄也累了
不用麻烦了不用麻烦了
副歌不长你们有几个一起上好了
正义呼唤我美女需要我
牛仔很忙的


dis ish jay's newest song 4 his newest album.. yet 2 b released.. its realli sum gd shit.. =)

hoooray~ HUNTER X HUNTER ish finalli back.. i haf been waitin 4 SO SO SO SO long~~ =)

finalli had e constantli postponed lunch wif mark last thurs.. caught ratatouille @ vivo wif him.. alrite lar.. not as nice as expected.. but wad 2 expect..? its a typical disney show.. n it seems lyke deres gonna b lotsa disney films cumin soon.. looks super lame n super nice..

had a veri gd bbq dinner 4 hans bdae in advanced on sat.. courtesy of suan n kenneth.. thx 4 it.. it was real gd.. n i will alwaes.. i mean alwaes remember hans look when he opened e door.. it was priceless..

caught The Lake House on HBO.. it was damm gd.. hahaz.. tho pple mae tink its quite a sucki movie.. i lyked e story.. Keanu Revees n Sandra Bullock realli had chemistry.. considerin dat dey had sho mani wrkin opportunities 2gether.. a muz watch 4 moi.. =)

nxt wk will haf mani mani tests.. haiz.. muz stardee stardee stardee.. it seems lyke such a difficult ting 2 do.. =(

i m totalli feel lyke crap.. sore throat flu n cough ish sho cumin 2 whoop moi ass.. @ dis pt of weakness.. i juz received news dat i haf skl on fri!! moi one n onli free dae of e wk.. 4 sum stoopid eng writin lesson.. frm 12-2.. cum on man.. dat ish sho FOS~ i dun nid such rubbish now.. grrrrr.. stoopid eng wrkshop~

im feelin quite sick.. sore throat n all.. seems lyke its gonna lead 2 moi trademark cough.. 2 dose whu noe.. moi trademark cough sounds lyke moi lungs r gonna fall out @ ani pt of tyme.. guess i shall finalli b a gd boi n go slp earli.. dun feel lyke doin 2 skl nia.. how how how..?

hahaz.. i noe im a lil laggy.. but 超级星光大道 ish realli quite nice.. esp wif 蕭敬騰 n 星光帮.. e singin ish realli out of dis world.. compare it wif all e singapore competitions bsides Superband.. n u noe dat singapore ones r realli pathetic.. esp dat campus superstar 2 winner compared 2 謝震廷 of 星光帮.. dat campus boi ish a joke.. pity pity.. 超级星光大道 all da wae!!! =)