Thursday, February 06, 2003

went to see e doctor todae... cos of moi nose... doc scheduled moi 4 an op... 21st Feb... wish moi luck manz...
council realli damm chaotic now... sianz manz...

QUOTE OF THE DAY
"If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?"
- Harry Shearer

JOKE OF THE DAY
A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the girl wear white?" His mom replies, "The bride is in white because she's happy and this is the happiest day of her life." The boys thinks about this, and then asks "Well then, why is the boy wearing black?"

Sunday, February 02, 2003

finalli... had dinner wif mark, poh siang n weiqi... wah lau... dey look more all less e same... but all of us matured... in one wae or e other... tingz happened over e years... us not bein dere 4 each other at dat moment... n yet we r alwaes dere 4 each other all e wae... all e tyme... it seemed lyke yesterdae when i juz gort to noe poh siang in p4... weiqi in p5... n mark sumwhere in between p4 to sec1... sorrie pal 4 not bein able 2 remember e xact yr... u wun hold it against moi... rite..?? it'll be damm cool... if another 5 yrs passes us by... den 10... den 15... n we wld still meet lyke dat... bein best frenz n stuff... aniwae... u guyz rock...

QUOTE OF THE DAY
"The second half of a man's life is made up of nothing but the habits he has acquired during the first half."
- Fyodor Dostoevsky

JOKE OF THE DAY
A man out playing golf slices off into the woods. When he goes to find the ball, he discovers a witch (hat and all) stirring a cauldron. So out of curiosity he asks her what she is brewing. - "A magic potion" she replies. "Well what does it for" he asks. "This potion will make anyone an excellent golfer." At this he gets really excited and asks if he can have some. She is agreeable but warns him that it will have dire consequences on his sex life. After a short period of soul searching he decides to try the potion. He goes back to the golf course and completes an excellent game of golf. Next he challenges the golf pro and beats him easily. He spends every possible moment of the next year playing golf at every course he manage to get to and having a wonderful time of it. After a year he finds himself back at the same course where he found the witch. Out of curiosity he slices one into the woods so he can talk to her. "Well", she asks, "How has your game been?" "Great! This has been the best year of my life. I've played all over the country & never lost a game." "And how about your sex life?" "Oh, not bad." "Really? This stuff can really ruin a guys sex life. Say, how many times did you have sex last year?" "Hmmmm, it was three, no, four times." "And you call that not bad?" "Sure... it's not bad for a priest with a small parish!"