wah lema... blog sho earli tonite... scared anot.. bought a watch n sum clothes... still plannin to buy a pair of shades... dunno whether can get anotz... e watch a bit ex... pissed moi father off... dunno wad can i do to make him less angry... maebe score 4 moi tests... hopefulli larz.. damm sick todae... den e doctor quite bitchy... moi HT even worse... even moi klass tried to cover up 4 moi n spare moi the naggin... but she juz goes on n on lyke the duracell rabbit... wah lau... broken radio powered by energizer n duracell battery combined... ultimate nitemare... wad had i done 2 deserve dis manz...
QUOTE OF THE DAY
"Talk low, talk slow, and don't talk too much."
- John Wayne
JOKE OF THE DAY
One day, a girl walked up to her mother and looked at her mother's hair and sadly said: "Why is some of your hair white mommy?" The mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turn white. The girl thought about this revelation a while, and then said... "Momma, how come *all* of grandma's hairs are white?"
Tuesday, January 28, 2003
Monday, January 27, 2003
yoyoyox... finalli managed to speak wif moi klassmates online... hardli ani conversation but still... it was a gd start... damm sianz... tmr gort PE n chem test... screw it man... tink i m gonna slack moi way tru...
QUOTE OF THE DAY
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
- Noel Coward
JOKE OF THE DAY
My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our six- year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?" I wouldn't know what to say," she replied. "Just say what you hear Mommy say," my wife instructed. Our daughter bowed her head and said: "Dear Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner!"
ps. zaoyi... realli thanks 4 e card... appreciated it... but damm sorrie... cos i damm lazi... in fact too lazi to return the favour...
QUOTE OF THE DAY
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
- Noel Coward
JOKE OF THE DAY
My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our six- year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?" I wouldn't know what to say," she replied. "Just say what you hear Mommy say," my wife instructed. Our daughter bowed her head and said: "Dear Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner!"
ps. zaoyi... realli thanks 4 e card... appreciated it... but damm sorrie... cos i damm lazi... in fact too lazi to return the favour...
win liaoz... went for a concert today... okae lar... not bad lar... manage to appreciate the music... cos i jiji mahz... the noe all... aniwae... went to breeks to eat aft dat... wah lau... 30 bucks lehz... a bomb manz... the breeks at marina had grt service n we ended up jokin wif the pple dere... 2 thumbs up 4 deir positive attittude... 5 stars 4 the service n maebe 3 n a half 4 the food... truli njoyed... if u wonderin where to eat... drop by dere n absorb all the positive energy... u wld leave the place enriched...
QUOTE OF THE DAY
An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions.
- Robert A. Humphrey
JOKE OF THE DAY
A mute was walking down the street one day and chanced upon a friend of his (also a mute). In sign language, he inquired how his friend had been doing. The friend replied (vocally!), "Oh, you can that hand-waving shit. I can talk now!" Intrigued, the mute pressed him for details. It seems that he had gone to a specialist, who, seeing no physical damage, had put him on a treatment program that had restored the use of his vocal chords. Gesturing wildly, the mute asked if he might meet this specialist. They got an appointment that very afternoon. After an exam, the specialist proclaimed that there was no permanent damage, that the mute was essentially in the same condition as his buddy, and that there was no reason why he couldn't be helped as well. "Yes, yes" signed the mute. "Let's have the first treatment right now!" "Very well," replies the specialist. "Kindly go into the next room, drop your pants and lean over the
examining table. I'll be right in." The mute does as instructed and the doctor sneaks in with a broomstick, mallet, and jar of Vaseline. Greasing the broom handle, he "sends it home" with a few deft swipes of the mallet. The mute jumps from the table, screaming, "AAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaa!!!" "VERY good," smiles the doctor. "Next Tuesday, we start with 'B'"
cool rite... since i in such a gd n positive mood... gif u all an xtra joke...
ANOTHER JOKE OF THE DAY
Last year, a guy went to a doctor because he was losing weight. He found out he had a tapeworm, and was instructed by the doctor to bring a muffin, a Twinkie and a cookie with him on his next visit. When he was being examined the doctor shoved the muffin, the Twinkie, and finally the cookie up the guy's ass. The patient protested, but the doctor calmed him down, saying it was part of the therapy. This treatment continued for several weeks and every time the doctor shoved a muffin, a Twinkie and a cookie up his ass. Finally, after many visits, the Doctor instructed the patient to bring a muffin, a Twinkie and a mallet for the next visit. The day arrived and this time the doctor shoved only the muffin and the Twinkie up the patient's ass. After a few minutes the tapeworm appeared out of his asshole and demanded, "Where's my cookie!?" WHAM!!!!!!!!!!!!
QUOTE OF THE DAY
An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions.
- Robert A. Humphrey
JOKE OF THE DAY
A mute was walking down the street one day and chanced upon a friend of his (also a mute). In sign language, he inquired how his friend had been doing. The friend replied (vocally!), "Oh, you can that hand-waving shit. I can talk now!" Intrigued, the mute pressed him for details. It seems that he had gone to a specialist, who, seeing no physical damage, had put him on a treatment program that had restored the use of his vocal chords. Gesturing wildly, the mute asked if he might meet this specialist. They got an appointment that very afternoon. After an exam, the specialist proclaimed that there was no permanent damage, that the mute was essentially in the same condition as his buddy, and that there was no reason why he couldn't be helped as well. "Yes, yes" signed the mute. "Let's have the first treatment right now!" "Very well," replies the specialist. "Kindly go into the next room, drop your pants and lean over the
examining table. I'll be right in." The mute does as instructed and the doctor sneaks in with a broomstick, mallet, and jar of Vaseline. Greasing the broom handle, he "sends it home" with a few deft swipes of the mallet. The mute jumps from the table, screaming, "AAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaa!!!" "VERY good," smiles the doctor. "Next Tuesday, we start with 'B'"
cool rite... since i in such a gd n positive mood... gif u all an xtra joke...
ANOTHER JOKE OF THE DAY
Last year, a guy went to a doctor because he was losing weight. He found out he had a tapeworm, and was instructed by the doctor to bring a muffin, a Twinkie and a cookie with him on his next visit. When he was being examined the doctor shoved the muffin, the Twinkie, and finally the cookie up the guy's ass. The patient protested, but the doctor calmed him down, saying it was part of the therapy. This treatment continued for several weeks and every time the doctor shoved a muffin, a Twinkie and a cookie up his ass. Finally, after many visits, the Doctor instructed the patient to bring a muffin, a Twinkie and a mallet for the next visit. The day arrived and this time the doctor shoved only the muffin and the Twinkie up the patient's ass. After a few minutes the tapeworm appeared out of his asshole and demanded, "Where's my cookie!?" WHAM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sunday, January 26, 2003
yoyoz.. not a grt dae... but okae lar... damm sianz manz... sho much fan mailz... dunno when can finish replyin dem all... advise u all to keep sendin it in... if u r lucki... i may juz reply urs... sho pray hard dat i wun ignore u... much...
QUOTE OF THE DAY
There are 10^11 stars in the galaxy. That used to be a huge number. But it's only a hundred billion. It's less than the national deficit! We used to call them astronomical numbers. Now we should call them economical numbers.
- Richard Feynman
JOKE OF THE DAY
A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly, and when she opens the door, she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head. The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it." The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!"
QUOTE OF THE DAY
There are 10^11 stars in the galaxy. That used to be a huge number. But it's only a hundred billion. It's less than the national deficit! We used to call them astronomical numbers. Now we should call them economical numbers.
- Richard Feynman
JOKE OF THE DAY
A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly, and when she opens the door, she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head. The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it." The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!"
Friday, January 24, 2003
yoyoyoz... wah lema... quite long neber blog liaoz... gort miss moi anot...?? dun fake lar... sure gort lar... aniwae... doin u a huge favour... by gracing ur screen wif moi prescence... quite surprised dat deres still pple checkin dis site regularli... dun worrie... jiji wld be here to stay manz... until den keep checkin dis webbie 4 updates... cos u confirm wld learn sumthin... i'm jiji lehz...
Monday, January 06, 2003
Wednesday, January 01, 2003
yoyo... song boh... 1st blog of da new yr... win liaoz... i spent da whole nite wif wee keat... damm gay rite... bud shiok... read the 1st issue of straits times at 3am in the mornin... when u guyz r still asleep... i oreadi had control of 1st hand news... bow to moi man...
guess i better make sum new year resolutions... if not... da new yr wld be screwed up too... here it goes...
1. Lose Some Weight
2. Be Punctual
3. Spend More Time On Studies
4. Be A Even Nicer Person
guess dats abt it... n u pple out dere better remind moi... if not i sure humtum u...
guess i better make sum new year resolutions... if not... da new yr wld be screwed up too... here it goes...
1. Lose Some Weight
2. Be Punctual
3. Spend More Time On Studies
4. Be A Even Nicer Person
guess dats abt it... n u pple out dere better remind moi... if not i sure humtum u...