haha... been accused of bein a buaya... swirley leh... maebe... a wee bit lar... but i sure i not dat bad rite... not sho horni n stuff... btw... onli frenli to dem... no interest wadsoever... cos deres dis damm special girl in moi heart... summone which i had juz irritated last nite... cos i was too lame... haiz... alwaes screw up when i haf the chance... wad a loser sia...

went to dinner wif mr. tham, kok long n vincent... mr. tham blanjah... feel sho bad... everytyme make him blanjah... haha... but look... he's workin... okae... still damm broke... blardy hell...

was at the bowling tournament yesterdae... quite cool... finalli saw zihui... stupid kok wai... fake moi 4 2 whole yrs... veri good... u realli veri good...

juz had a shouting match at moi mom... feelin damm bad now... but dun tink i wld apologise... cos i din do anithin wrong... she started it 1st okae...

haiz... miss her until goin crazi liao... muz move to woodbridge soon...

realised dat backstreet boys damm nice... love deir music... gonna drive nic mad wif moi bsb antics man...

QUOTE OF THE DAY
"Life is like monopoly. You got to pay your debts before you are allowed to move on. If you do not pay your debts this time, sooner or later, it would catch up with you."
- Vincent Tan

JOKE OF THE DAY
A very important event is going to happen on May the 4th. I'm telling you so early because it's so important. I urge each of you to mark that date on your calendars with the letters BU. It's very important that you include the letter B with the letter U; you may miss the importance of the event without it. So go now, and mark your calendars. Keep repeating to yourselves as you walk to the calendar, so you don't forget:
May the 4th, B with U; May the 4th, B with U...

ps. nic... if u r readin dis... i noe whu u lyke... BWAHAHAHA... better treat moi to a good dinner 4 helpin u get info n keepin moi mouth shut... cool~... one meal down liao.... BWAHAHAHAHA...

b4 i forget... its michelle's bdae todae... sho here's a veri happie bdae to her... shame on u kenny... 4 breakin her pressie... aniwae... michelle... i'll gif u ur pressie on grad nite... if u noe wad i mean... sho all da best to u...

haiz... sho sianz... sho mani pple gort their sup paper liao... i haben get it yet... wad the fark man... lyfe sux... take drugs... lets hope pple do sumthin abt it... cos i aint ready to go... at least not yet...

listenin to backstreet boys lyke mad now... even though its a bit screwed up cos dey r a boyband... but i lyke the lyrics of deir songz... quite cool~... sho wad can u do abt it..?? shoot moi lar... if u dare...

juz gort moiself a new email add... sho cool n sho great dat i haf not started usin it yet... but when i do... u all wld be damm shocked sia... eat my shorts...

been low on cash lateli... gonna find sum wae to make moni quick n fast... sell backside...?? maebe... i'll consider... dun mind be the sole distributor of asses in dis southeast asia region... gonna make it big... soon... i hope... sellin asses...

aniwae... sum pple out dere haben fufill deir duty of a listenin fren... i wonder whu ish it... u noe whu u r... sho work hard on it...

slowli... everythin muz be done slowli... sum tingz muz wait...

i was askin pple dis qns... if u were given a chance to relive a year of ur life n the power to change it 4 the better... when n wad wld it be... i had received ans such as sec 4 n j1... but personalli... i wld not use the whole yr @ one go... i wld split it up n i wld correct all moi mistakes n save sum 4 future use... but i haf a feelin even though i had corrected all moi mistakes... moi lyfe wld neber be perfect... as i m sure dat i wld be too busi makin brand new ones even if i dun repeat the old ones...

deir r sum pple out dere whu u dunno whether u can trust... datz sad man... callin u fren... but gif u awae at the slightest chance... wtf ish it man... i wonder wads up deir asses...

juz finished d/l lilo n stich OST... haben done much 4 kok long yet... not in the mood... u juz gotta wait boi...

sho mani pple lookin sho sad... sho mani pple lookin sho tired... smile man... its not the end of the world yet... wad a pity...

aniwae... u pple haf not bitched at moi 4 a long tyme... too hum izzit... send moi a mail soon... sho i can bitch back... for the truli darin onli... n 4 u STUPID pple out dere whu haf no idea wad in the blue hell ish moi email add... its cajunho51@yahoo.com n its found all over the blog... i even made it BOLD and ITALIC for u...sho u better see it... haf a feelin... u r juz too farkin blind to see it... datz sad man... now... go get a lyfe...

QUOTE OF THE DAY
"Ohana means family, family means nobody gets left behind. Or forgotten."
- Lilo

JOKE OF THE DAY
A couple are driving along the freeway and the husband, who is driving, is complaining about everything ... the heat, the long drive, the bad drivers, the country, etc ... and his wife is getting tired of his depressing talk. So she says to him: "One more complaint and I'll cut your penis off with my pen-knife"! About half an hour later, he starts complaining again, and before he could blink his wife pulls out her knife, slices the guy's dick off, and throws it out the window. Driving behind the couple's car is a family of three : husband, wife, and a 8 year old daughter. The penis lands on their car's windshield, and the father, in an absolute panic (as he doesn't want his daughter to see the penis), quickly turns on the windshield wipers (to get the dick off the windshield, and out of view of his daughter). The observant daughter asks: "Daddy, what was that?" Her father, still in a panic, says, "Oh it was only a.....uh........butterfly dear". "Must've been a big butterfly," replied the daughter... "Did you see the size of it's dick!"

went to CAC's retreat 4 the past 3 daes... damm cool~ met quite a few pple dere... ha...found moiself another mother... emily... moi new mother... damm nice... remind moi of mother minsi... one peel apple.. the other cut pear... damm nice... both of dem real great...

if onli more of nice pple lyke dem exsisted... the world wld be a much cooler place..

gort much closer to everyone dere... esp. kenneth, yihan, ariel, weiqin, lionel n all of the CAC pple... in fact... i tink i gort close to everyone... ha

aft the retreat... most tings gort better... sum tings remain the wae dey r... but feel damm good... felt appreaciated... acknowledged... n loved.. shld cum more often...

QUOTE OF THE DAY
"There is a difference between knowing the path and walking the path."
- Morpheus

JOKE OF THE DAY
Dum and Dummer were roughing in a house when Dummer
sees Dum throwing away half the nails.

"Hold it!", says Dummer."Why are you throwing all those nails away?"
"Because.", says Dum. "The heads are on the wrong end."

"You dummy!", replies Dummer... they are not."
Those are just for the other side of the house!"

ps. realli a huge thanx 4 all dose whu made moi feel better... hope i had an impact on ur lives the wae u all had on mine... positive... enrichin... n unforgetable...

wah... hell long neber update liao... miss moi anot...?? gimme kisses lar... not excatli depressed animore... feel dat i'm the happiest person alive... no matter the outcome of tingz... no one can be happier den moi... cos i haf memories...

QUOTE OF THE DAY
"Survival Of The Fittest: There is no good or bad, right or wrong, only power and those too weak to get it."
- Humphrey Soh

JOKE OF THE DAY
This lady went to a tattoo artist and told him she wanted a turkey tattooed on the upper most inner side of her left thigh. He had seen weirder so he didn't think too much about it.
Then she wanted a Santa tattooed on the upper most inner side of her right thigh.
After he finished the last tattoo, he just couldn't help asking her, "Why the turkey and Santa?"
She replied, "I'm tired of my husband complaining that there is never anything good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas!!!"